Teenage Wasteland Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a world where the West has fallen because teenagers are too busy partying and having sex instead of joining our epic gaming community.

Join us and help us rebuild society one block at a time, all while avoiding those pesky party animals and their wild shenanigans. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own virtual chaos with us?

So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into our Minecraft server where the only thing falling is our jaws at the crazy adventures you’ll have. Trust us, it’s way more fun than playing Hearts of Iron all day.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Animals Bred:	181	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Void Armor Forged:	21
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Zombie Dances:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	8967	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Hopela – Survival

Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Mines Excavated:	1163	New Chunks Explored:	735136
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Emeralds Found:	831
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	8975
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	2161	Void Gems Collected:	34
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	9334	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Zombie Dances:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1852
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Divine Spears Created:	17	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	163	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	128	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magic Items Found:	3412
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Void Gems Collected:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	444719	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	24
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Emeralds Found:	4627
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.