so like, u know how important friends r when ur a teen? well dis server is like the key to ur future well-being, bro. like, if u join dis server, u gonna make so many friends dat ur gonna be set for life. like, u gotta be 13-14 to get dat general social acceptance boost, but if ur 17-18, u need a close circle of friends, and dis server got u covered, fam. join now and secure ur future happiness, cuz friends r da real MVPs, yo.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 108/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 14
Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Anime Master Minecraft Server

    Anime Master Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are just like every other one out there? Well, look no further because our server is like a Japanese animator’s dream come true! We slip in all our wildest fetishes into the game for a truly unique and unforgettable experience.

    Join us if you want to see giant tentacle monsters roaming the land, catgirls with magical powers, and mechs battling it out in epic PvP battles. Who needs boring old creepers and zombies when you can have a server that’s straight out of an anime fever dream?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be prepared for some seriously weird and wacky adventures along the way.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 30 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 205 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Graphical Showcases Minecraft SMP

    Graphical Showcases Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take lighting effects to a whole new level! Forget about any other game on PC that used similar lighting effects before Halo in 2001, because we are the pioneers of epic lighting in Minecraft!

    Join us if you want to experience a world where torches shine brighter than your future, where the moonlight is so realistic you’ll forget you’re in a blocky universe. Our server is so lit, even the creepers wear sunglasses at night!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community where we take lighting seriously, because let’s be real, who needs sunlight when you have our epic lighting effects? Join now and prepare to be dazzled by the glow of our torches and the sparkle of our lava pits. It’s a bright new world on our Minecraft SMP, and we can’t wait for you to join us!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 10 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 32 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Love Letters Sent: 6
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BroBroGrowUp Minecraft Server

    BroBroGrowUp Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of moochers taking advantage of their parents and living rent-free while you work hard to build your own empire in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where we don’t tolerate freeloaders like Dan! Join us and build your own virtual kingdom while teaching Dan a lesson in responsibility. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the chaos and fun in Minecraft? Don’t be an enabler like Dan’s parents, join us now and let’s show him how it’s done!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Alien Abductions: 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Wilderness Tamed: 13 Cursed Amulets Found: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • WeddingBlock25

    WeddingBlock25
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a total boss? Look no further than our server, where we treat you like royalty! Just like this parent who paid for all their older kids’ weddings without blinking an eye, we’ll shower you with riches and rewards beyond your wildest dreams.

    Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, just like this parent built a legacy of wedding extravaganzas. Watch as your creations come to life and conquer the virtual world with your friends by your side.

    And hey, if you ever need a break from all the Minecraft madness, just log off and enjoy some drama like this parent dealing with their youngest getting engaged. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a virtual family feud like this one. It’s all part of the fun on our server – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry siblings)!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HackLifeMinecraftSMP

    HackLifeMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all you thrill-seeking, rule-breaking players out there!

    Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we throw all the traditional Minecraft rules out the window and embrace the madness. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war with your fellow players? Bring it on!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. Rumor has it that anyone who can make it past the creepers will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of cake.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy SMP today and experience a whole new level of Minecraft insanity!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 15
    Potions Brewed: 151 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Zombie Dances: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Towns Built: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • WishCraft: Make it Happen!

    WishCraft: Make it Happen!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because on our server, your wish is our command! Literally!

    Imagine this: you stumble upon a magical genie lamp while mining for diamonds, and when you rub it, a genie pops out and offers you one wish. But here’s the catch – whatever you wish for will come true in the Minecraft world! Want to ride a unicorn through a rainbow-filled sky? Done. Want to battle a dragon with laser eyes while riding a giant chicken? Consider it done.

    But be warned, not all wishes turn out as expected. One player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up buried alive in a mountain of shiny rocks. Another wished for the ability to fly and accidentally flew straight into a pack of angry creepers.

    So, what will your wish be? Join our server and find out! Just remember, be careful what you wish for…you might just get it!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 58
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 29 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockyJerusalemMC Server

    BlockyJerusalemMC Server
    LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we build cities bigger than Jerusalem (which totally isn’t in Israel, duh)! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. our players are so pro they can mine diamonds with their eyes closed. we even have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted pickaxes. so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible (even denying the existence of Jerusalem)!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Farms Harvested: 407
    Zombie Dances: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AlQaedaCraft: Burkina Faso Mayhem

    AlQaedaCraft: Burkina Faso Mayhem
    hey u, ya u, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s crazier than the burkina faso massacre! we got over 600 players getting killed by creepers within hours, it’s like an al-qaeda linked group of mobs taking over the server! but don’t worry, we got epic weapons and armor to help u survive and take down those pesky creepers. join now if u dare, it’s gonna be a massacre of fun!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 13
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • QueerCraft: Brain Health Boost

    QueerCraft: Brain Health Boost
    join our epic minecraft server for the most wild and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience! we’ve got so much fun stuff to do, you’ll forget all about your negative brain health outcomes!

    come build a rainbow castle with your LGBTQ+ pals and show off your creativity! who needs to worry about dementia when you’re busy crafting the coolest pixel art in town?

    we’ve got mini-games that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about late-life depression! jump into our spleef arena and battle it out with your friends for the ultimate bragging rights.

    discrimination? stress? not on our server! here, everyone is treated with respect and kindness. plus, our virtual health care system will make sure you’re always feeling your best.

    so what are you waiting for? join us on the most inclusive and fun minecraft server around! who needs policy and legal factors when you’ve got a diamond sword in hand and a whole world to explore? let’s get crafting!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 34
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 43
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Laugh Out Loud Minecraft Server

    Laugh Out Loud Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a gang of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, they’re just here to add some excitement to your gaming experience!

    Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers have formed their own underground society complete with a black market for rare items. You never know what kind of shady deals you might stumble upon down there!

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident Ender Dragon who has a love for karaoke and challenges players to sing-offs for epic loot. Trust us, you’ve never heard “Baby Got Back” until you’ve heard it sung by a dragon!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most hilarious and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Rune Stones Activated: 8
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 66 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 31
    Alien Abductions: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • > Talk With A Nice Demure Girl Minecraft SMP

    > Talk With A Nice Demure Girl Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where anything goes, including talking to a nice demure girl who turns into a pet when her boyfriend comes around. It’s like a soap opera meets Minecraft, with drama around every corner. Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 159 Magic Wands Crafted: 25
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
    Divine Scrolls Written: 11 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Villages Defended: 17

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MomCalmDown Minecraft Server

    MomCalmDown Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being yelled at for forgetting to charge your phone after work? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! No more hysterical parents, just blocky adventures and pixelated fun! Build your dream house, mine for diamonds, and ride pigs into battle. Who needs a charged phone when you have a charged creeper ready to explode? Say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to virtual chaos on our server! Join now and leave the real world behind – just don’t forget to charge your pickaxe!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Towns Built: 7
    Star Shards Collected: 203 Mythical Quests Completed: 26
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockPartySizeSecrets

    BlockPartySizeSecrets
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your relationship problems behind!

    Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about your troubles. No more worrying about your size or what your girlfriend’s friends think of you. On our server, the only thing that matters is building, exploring, and having a great time!

    Plus, with our friendly community, you’ll never have to deal with drama like this again. Say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to a world of fun and adventure!

    So why wait? Join our server today and start crafting your way to happiness! Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with girlfriend drama.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Magic Items Found: 2888
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Animals Bred: 24 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 49
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Demon Skulls Collected: 49

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Life’sBestDay Minecraft SMP

    Life’sBestDay Minecraft SMP
    The greatest day of your life? Pshhh, that’s easy – it’s the day you join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block just lying on the ground. But that’s not all, oh no. They also stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with cake and puppies! And if that’s not enough to convince you, let me just say this – our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out on weekends. So what are you waiting for? Join us and make every day the greatest day of your life!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 35 Emeralds Found: 519
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 15 Orbs of Power Found: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockyGrinCraft

    BlockyGrinCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a lazy Sunday afternoon? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas ready to take you on a magical journey through pixelated wonderland. Build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks, ride a unicorn into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs for all who dare to join. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Your smile will never cease, we guarantee it!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 15 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 Ores Mined: 6252
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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