TeeHeeCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a frog in a cowboy hat? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even dyslexic frogs with dig bicks would feel right at home.

Join us for insane adventures, like building a giant cowboy hat for your froggy friend or embarking on quests to find the legendary Dyslexic Diamond. And don’t worry, we promise not to make anyone uncomfortable with inappropriate shirt gifts – unless it’s a shirt with a chicken wearing sunglasses, because that’s just hilarious.

So come on down to our server and let’s make some memories that are weirder than a dyslexic frog trying to read a billboard. See you there!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Void Gems Collected:	26	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	496
Animals Bred:	113	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	106	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	61

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Villages Defended:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mines Excavated:	3799	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.