TectonicJumpCraft

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? well, come join our server where we make earthquakes happen with the power of our jumping skills!

imagine the chaos and destruction as we all band together to create the ultimate earthquake in minecraft history.

not only that, but we also have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure and mystery.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft server ever created. earthquake jumpers unite!

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  • CancerCraftHouse choresLol

    CancerCraftHouse choresLol
    Are you tired of doing all the heavy lifting in your Minecraft world? Join our server where we promise your partner will actually step up and help out! Just like this 41-year-old player who was diagnosed with Stage 2 creeper cancer and needed her 48-year-old hubby to pick up the slack. Don’t worry, we won’t make you fight off any mobs while undergoing chemotherapy, but we will make sure your partner pulls their weight in-game. So come join us and let’s see if your partner can handle the pressure of taking out the trash and landscaping while you focus on your health. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a trip to Minecraft Disney out of it!

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  • HatePineapplePizza – Minecraft SMP

    HatePineapplePizza – Minecraft SMP
    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts and diamond trees that grow pizza slices instead of leaves. And get this, the creepers wear party hats and throw confetti instead of exploding! It’s like a never-ending party up in here.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco room where the villagers breakdance and the zombies do the electric slide. And every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the center of the map and grants wishes to anyone who can catch it. I wished for a pet dragon and now I ride it around like a boss.

    So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz, come join us on this wild and wacky SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • SuperBowlersOnly

    SuperBowlersOnly
    Are you tired of missing out on all the epic “Super Bowl” action because you’re too busy playing Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can have the best of both worlds! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own football stadium while watching the big game on giant screens made out of diamond blocks. Who needs real-life sports when you can have virtual sports AND Minecraft all in one place? Join now and score a touchdown with us!

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  • EcoCraft Minecraft Server

    EcoCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, u know how swiss people r all about cheese and chocolate and stuff? well, this server is like the swiss army knife of minecraft servers, but instead of knives u get to build stuff and mine for diamonds.

    u gotta join this server cuz the swiss voters rejected a green overhaul of the economy, so now we gotta make up for it by building a green paradise in minecraft. we’re gonna plant trees, build wind turbines, and make the cows fart less.

    plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure and a portal to a parallel universe where everyone has square heads. u gotta see it to believe it.

    so come join us on this wild ride and help us make minecraft great again!

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  • PharaohsVsTrump:GazaFails

    PharaohsVsTrump:GazaFails
    so, like, u know how Egypt is all like “nah fam, Trump’s plan for Gaza ain’t gonna fly”? well, guess what? they got this wild alternative plan that’s gonna blow ur mind! like, imagine a Minecraft server where u can build ur own pyramids and sphinxes and stuff, but with a twist – u gotta battle mobs of mummies and pharaohs to claim ur loot! it’s like Indiana Jones meets Fortnite, but in blocky pixel form. join now for a chance to uncover hidden treasures and become the ultimate pharaoh of the server! Egypt may not have Trump’s plan, but they sure got a killer Minecraft alternative!

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