Technetium survival | New Minecraft Servers 2025

UncleWifiGoneBananas

AITAH, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, disconnecting wifi, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family visit, fear, furbabies, husband’s uncle, living situation, married life, motorcycle parking, No Kids, payment arrangements, peaceful sleep, self defense, UncleWifiGoneBananas, verbal abuse

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2263
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2509	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in a telenovela! Join us in this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We pay for the wifi, so you can focus on building epic structures without worrying about lag. 2. No kids, just furbabies! Who needs human children when you can have adorable Minecraft pets? 3. Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama, just like in a soap opera. Will you be able to keep the peace or will chaos reign supreme? 4. Build your own virtual garage and park your motorcycle facing the gate for easy access. Just watch out for any foul-mouthed uncles who might try to start trouble. 5. Disconnect from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can escape from emotional distress. Build, mine, and craft your way to inner peace.

Join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server like ours?

CitizenCraft SMP: BillionsBetter

BillionsBetter, CitizenCraft, citizenship assistance, citizenship pathway, citizenship program, deportation budget, deportation costs, deportation expenses, deportation funding, deportation resources, deportations, government spending, immigration assistance, immigration funding, immigration pathway, immigration reform, immigration reform funding, pathway to citizenship, pathway to legal status, pathway to residency, smp, US citizenship, US immigration policy

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1912
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Crops Grown:	9881
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Star Shards Collected:	266	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Lol, like why deport people when we can just give them a diamond pickaxe and let them mine their way to citizenship on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us and start your journey to becoming a citizen of Blocktopia! We’ve got creeper fireworks, llama parades, and a secret underground base where we hold our weekly meetings with the Ender Dragon. Plus, if you reach level 100 mining, you get a free elytra and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So come on, stop wasting time on deportations and start building your way to a better future in our wacky Minecraft world!

MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

controversy, corporate, court case, Ethics, facebook, Land, lawsuit, Legal, Mark Zuckerberg, Media, Meta, metacraft, News, Payoff, Politics, public relations, scandal, SETTLEMENT, social media, Technology, trump, Trumps

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5941
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

GulfCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, controversial, cultural identity, Diplomacy, finland, geographical renaming, Gulf of Finland, Gulf of St. Petersburg, GulfCraft, History, international relations, maritime boundaries, Minecraft, naming conventions, national pride, Politics, Renaming, russia, Russian historian, Server, suggestion, territorial disputes, trump

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	827
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Animals Bred:	28	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a land where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where u can build a house out of nothing but dirt and dreams. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farted and created the most epic minecraft world ever. join now and become a part of the craziest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join and see for urself. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

CraftyMinerz: No Expectations, Just Blocks

Abuse, Amnesty International, Amnesty report, blocks, CraftyMinerz, discrimination, Expectations, Exploitation, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, immigration, international law, labor exploitation, labor rights, migrant labor, migrant rights, Migrant workers, modern slavery, Slavery, social justice, vulnerable populations, working conditions

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	882
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4

join our epic minecraft server, where you can be anything you want, even a SLAVE! just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior. but seriously, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual paradise.

we have the craziest mini-games, like pig racing and chicken jousting. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real life problems. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your second family.

oh, and did we mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? legend has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Butter Cheese Carnivore – JAMA

BUTTER, carnivore, Carnivore diet, Cheese, cholesterol hands, cholesterol levels, dietary habits, excessive cholesterol intake, excessive dairy consumption, extreme diets, Fatty foods, health risks, Heart Disease, high-fat diet, Jama, medical case study, nutrition, saturated fat, unhealthy eating habits, weight gain

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2632
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9096
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and suddenly you start eating like 6-9 pounds of butter and cheese EVERY DAY. but get this, your hands start turning into CHOLESTEROL HANDS. like, what even is that? it’s like something out of a crazy sci-fi movie. but hey, that’s just the kind of wild stuff that happens on this server. join now for a chance to develop your own super weird superpower. who needs diamonds when you can have cholesterol hands, amirite?

Best server server minecraft

best server, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1628
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Buildings Constructed:	48
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

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MineSider.aternos.me

Emerald Dreamers 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anonymity, DESPERATE, Dreamers, Email address, email sign up, Emerald, freedom, funny, greentext, guys, humor, internet, internet culture, meme, [email protected], Online Community, online forum, online identity, online privacy, School, school forum, storytelling

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6324
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the greentext where a dude signs up to a school forum with his “[email protected]” email. That’s some next level shenanigans right there!

I’m telling you, joining this server will be the key to unlocking your true potential. Your freedom depends on it, man! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and wacky hijinks you’ll get into.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun, right?

InheritCraft: No Motorcycle for You!

authorized user, credit card, DAUGHTER, Debts, Estate, estate assets, financial difficulties, financial irresponsibility, financial struggles, gift, Inheritance, InheritCraft, LA transit system, MOTORCYCLE, one-income household, partner, personal representative, Remodeling, repossessed car

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7495
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4348	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where we settle disputes with motorcycles! Imagine this: you and your daughter racing through virtual landscapes, dodging obstacles and trying to outdo each other. Will you be the one to claim the motorcycle throne?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with drama and intrigue, just like this story. Will you be the one to stand up to entitled daughters and show them who’s boss? Join now and experience the thrill of virtual motorcycle battles!

And don’t worry about debts and financial struggles, we’ve got you covered. In our server, money grows on trees and financial irresponsibility is a thing of the past. So hop on your virtual motorcycle and let the games begin!

FruitPickingFrenzy

abundant opportunities, agriculture, American, Career Change, economic recovery, Farming, FruitPickingFrenzy, Gainfully employed, job hunting, job market, Job Opportunities, job prospects, Job Search, labor market, picking fruit, Plans, reddit, rural employment, seasonal work, unemployed, VEGETABLES

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	924
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	29
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of being a couch potato? Well, why not become a literal potato picker on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of harvesting virtual fruits and vegetables like never before.

Our server is filled with endless opportunities in Agriculture, where you can plant, grow, and harvest crops to your heart’s content. And the best part? You’ll be gaining valuable skills that will surely impress any future employer. Who needs a resume when you can showcase your virtual farming expertise?

So, grab your virtual pitchfork and get ready to sow the seeds of success on our server. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft farming tycoon! Join us now and say goodbye to unemployment, one potato at a time.

Ebolacraft Minecraft Server

Africa, Containment, Crisis, death, dies, Disease, ebola, Ebolacraft, emergency, Epidemic, Healthcare, Medical, Minecraft, new outbreak, Nurse, outbreak, public health, response, Server, Tragedy, uganda, Virus, World Health Organization

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4731
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Farms Harvested:	770
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we got zombies like Ebola but they just wanna give u hugs not death like dat nurse in Uganda. we got crazy adventures like finding diamond blocks in a field of exploding cows and riding pigs into battle against evil villagers. trust me, u wanna be part of dis madness. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some wacky fun!

BlockBankCraft

banking sector, block payments, BlockBankCraft, Chinese banks, Chinese banks block payments, cross-border payments, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, financial restrictions, financial transactions, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global finance, international relations, political pressure, russia, tougher sanctions, trade restrictions, US sanctions

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3179
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

OMG u guys u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz like, the Chinese banks be like “nope, u can’t pay Russia anymore” cuz of some crazy US sanctions! But like, on dis server, u can still trade with Russia and be a rebel against da system! Plus, we got like, diamond armor that makes u invincible and a secret underground base where u can hide from da feds. So come join us and stick it to da man while building epic castles and fighting off creepers! Let’s show dem banks who’s boss in dis wild and wacky Minecraft world!

Crafty Social Dementia Delay – 30% Off!

aging, being social, brain health, cognitive function, cognitive health, Crafty, DELAY, dementia, Dementia Onset, dementia risk, Five years., mental health, mild cognitive impairment, neurodegenerative disease, Prevention, reduction, Risk, Social, social activity, social engagement, Social Interaction, socially active

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	955
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

join our epic minecraft server and delay ur dementia by FIVE years!!! that’s right, u heard me, FIVE years of not forgetting where u put ur diamonds or what ur crafting recipe is. our server is so social, u won’t even remember what loneliness feels like. u’ll be too busy teaming up with ur new besties to build the most epic castle u’ve ever seen. plus, u’ll be 38% less likely to get dementia and 21% less likely to have mild cognitive impairment. so what are u waiting for? come join us and keep ur brain in tip-top shape while having a blast in the blocky world of minecraft. trust me, ur future self will thank u for it.

✨KAGAYAKI✨

+18, 1.21.4, client side mods, collaboration, Datapacks, Discord, Dynmap, Griefing, hermitcraft, KAGAYAKI, Mature Players, NA West, no cheating, Plugins, PvP, QOL feature, respectful, smp, stealing, Territories, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	461
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Overview of Kagayaki Minecraft Server

Server Type	Vanilla+
Features	Improved Vanilla structures, Tectonic terrain generation, improved minecarts, timber, crafting tweaks, and more
Discord Link	Join Kagayaki Discord
Rules	Age 18+ ONLY: Mature players only No Cheating: No Xray, hacks, or game-breaking exploits No Griefing or Stealing: Plugin to monitor block history Be Respectful to other players: No racism or homophobia Be Respectful with PVP: PVP allowed only with consent Client Side Mods allowed: Sodium, Iris, Xaero’s Map, etc. Be Respectful with people’s territories: No ruining progress Report players privately to moderators
Featured Datapacks and Plugins	Datapacks: Vanilla Tweaks Improved Minecarts Dungeons and Tavern Improved Vanilla Structures Series Tectonic True Ending Plugins: Dynmaps Image2map
Server Location	NA West
Version	1.21.4

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Kagayaki Minecraft server?

A: Join the Discord using the link provided above and apply there.

Q: Are there any age restrictions to play on the server?

A: Yes, players must be 18 years or older to join.

Q: Can I use client-side mods while playing on the server?

A: Yes, client-side mods like Sodium, Iris, and Xaero’s Map are allowed.

Q: Is griefing or stealing allowed on the server?

A: No, there is a plugin in place to monitor block history and prevent griefing or stealing.

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.1

#youtube, 1.20.1, ai, AI learning, AI understanding, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, Live2D model, merch, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, Schedule, singing, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, Vtuber

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9104
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Potions Brewed:	162	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s run by this AI overlord called Neuro-sama, created by Vedal in 2018 to play osu! But get this, now she’s a VTuber with a TTS software and a Live2D model. She’s out here singing, playing games, and collabing with other VTubers. Join the madness at /swarm/ and welcome our new AI queen!

Check out her schedule: https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

And peep her links: Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai Official website: https://neurosama.com/

She even drops music and clips like “LIFE – Neuro-sama (Official Video)” – it’s wild: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM

If you’re into AI but clueless, she’s got educational stuff too: – AI explained: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y – How she knows what to say: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M – AI resources: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png

And there’s merch, VODs, game integration, and more craziness. Don’t miss out on this chaotic Minecraft server experience!

Players:	98/800	Votes:	4204
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Mines Excavated:	4709	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7