Are you tired of being a slave to technology? Join our Minecraft SMP and break free from the shackles of your phone! Our server is so immersive, you’ll forget all about that bump on your pinky from holding your phone too much. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual world is so addictive, you’ll never want to leave. Say goodbye to technology and hello to endless adventures in our crazy Minecraft SMP!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players: 105/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
Blood Moons Survived: 0 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • LonelyCraft: Make Friends, Not Blocks

    LonelyCraft: Make Friends, Not Blocks
    come join our epic minecraft server where you will never be alone again!! forget about spending less time with friends, on our server you will be surrounded by FRIENDSHIP 24/7!! we have unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that give out free diamonds!!

    our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to hang out with us!! we have epic parties every night with DJ creeper dropping sick beats!! you will never feel lonely again, we promise!!

    so what are you waiting for?? join us now and experience the ultimate FRIENDSHIP PARADOX in minecraft history!! you won’t regret it, trust us!!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 9
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Glimmer Groove: Where mods mingle, survival is supreme, and the whitelist is strict!

    Glimmer Groove: Where mods mingle, survival is supreme, and the whitelist is strict!

    Minecraft Server: Glimmer Grove

    Description ADULTS ONLY Minecraft server for modded Java with a welcoming community
    Communication Discord for communication, voice chat required at least once
    Community Whitelisted community with zero tolerance for hate or drama
    Population 13 current players with varying time zones

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Is the server modded? Yes, it is modded Java server
    Is voice chat required all the time? No, voice chat is required at least once but not all the time
    How can I join the server? You need to apply for whitelist and join the Discord server for communication
    What are the rules for the server? Zero tolerance for hate or major drama, be respectful and follow community guidelines

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 11
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Love Letters Sent: 20 Lost Souls Rescued: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Imagine All The International Posters Minecraft Server

    Imagine All The International Posters Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old servers filled with normies and noobs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is where all the international posters who used to dominate /int/ have migrated to!

    Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans with players from all over the world. Who knows, you might even run into a legendary poster who disappeared years ago and is now building a castle made entirely of memes.

    So why wait? Join our server and be part of the madness that is sure to make your country proud! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with ex-international posters who are probably still lurking on /int/ in spirit?

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 10 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 26
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • BigMinecraft SMP: Vore Edition

    BigMinecraft SMP: Vore Edition
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your creativity run wild and have some outrageous fun? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us for some vore-tastic adventures where you can post fat women who look like they could fit an entire person in their belly. And guess what? Morphs and captions are allowed, so you can truly let your imagination soar!

    But wait, there’s more! We even have AI allowed, so you can have some truly mind-blowing interactions with our virtual friends. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Potions Brewed: 115
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Void Gems Collected: 15
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • HardestGameEver Minecraft SMP

    HardestGameEver Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing boring old Minecraft servers where the only challenge is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate test of your gaming skills!

    Join us if you dare, as we have a secret level where you have to fight off an army of creepers armed with diamond swords while riding on the back of a flying pig! And that’s just the beginning – our custom bosses include a giant chicken that shoots fireballs and a zombie king who can summon lightning storms with a snap of his fingers.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Pickaxe, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing. Will you be the one to wield its awesome power and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP now and prove that you have what it takes to conquer the hardest video game challenge of all time!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 208
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • BlockBingeCraft

    BlockBingeCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server and experience the joy of riding on flying pigs while battling evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Don’t worry, our pigs are trained professionals and will never let you fall off no matter how many times you crash into a tree.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just make sure to bring your best dance moves and a potion of invisibility to blend in with the undead crowd.

    So why wait? Join our server now and discover the small habit of laughing uncontrollably while playing Minecraft that will have a surprisingly big impact on your life!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Chimeras Created: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Ores Mined: 1179
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 43 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • GazaGriefGone

    GazaGriefGone
    so, like, we got this epic minecraft server that is so lit, you gotta join, dude. we got like, crazy builds and insane minigames that will blow your mind.

    one time, a player found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden village full of villagers who can talk and trade with you. it was like, mind-blowing, man.

    also, we have this legendary boss battle where you have to fight a giant chicken that shoots fireballs from its beak. it’s intense, bro.

    oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons? it’s wild, dude.

    so, like, join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Crops Grown: 2629
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Towns Built: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 14
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Based Based Based Minecraft Server

    Based Based Based Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, look no further, because our server is BASED BASED BASED! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with dancing llamas, rainbow sheep, and talking chickens. They were so entertained that they forgot to eat, sleep, or even blink for three days straight! And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the craziness begin!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 13
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Goldberg Minecraft SMP: Did He Do It to Stop the Hart Dungeon Rapes?

    Goldberg Minecraft SMP: Did He Do It to Stop the Hart Dungeon Rapes?
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time (and maybe not steal all of your neighbor’s diamonds, but hey, no promises)! Join us as we embark on epic quests to stop the infamous “hart dungeon rapes” (whatever that means) and uncover the truth behind the mysterious figure known only as Goldberg. Is he our savior or just a misunderstood llama enthusiast? You’ll have to join to find out! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves with a taste for adventure. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty pig, because this SMP is about to get lit!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 50

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • BroSisCraft Minecraft Server

    BroSisCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, deceit, and questionable relationships!

    Imagine logging in to find out that your in-game brother is dating your ex-girlfriend…TWICE! And to top it off, they’re both living with their “not-ex” partners while professing their love for each other in your virtual house. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of confronting your in-game sibling and his shady girlfriend, only to have him defend her and kick you out of your own virtual home. Will you choose to stand your ground and fight for justice, or will you join forces with the not-ex and take down the lovebirds once and for all?

    Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable morals, and virtual drama that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft relationships. Who needs diamonds and gold when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join today!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Players Killed by Monsters: 395
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 21
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 12

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • SisterSquadDormKick

    SisterSquadDormKick
    Hey there! Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape all the drama of family life like this poor soul! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no curfews in sight!

    Looking for a place where you can build your own dormitory without any strict rules? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to create your own world and live by your own rules – just make sure to avoid any late-night adventures that end in tears!

    Join us now and leave behind the real world drama for a land of endless possibilities and no annoying siblings to deal with. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie hoards to fight off instead? Let’s build some epic memories together!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Potions Brewed: 96
    Epic Shields Constructed: 27 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Lost Souls Rescued: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • NormCraft: Back in the Day

    NormCraft: Back in the Day
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the chaos! Join us for a wild ride where griefing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged!

    Ever wanted to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! How about starting a prank war with your fellow players that escalates into an all-out battle with exploding chickens and flying pigs? It’s all fair game here!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and wear nothing but pumpkin heads. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of evil bunnies that only the bravest of players can find.

    So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and experience Minecraft like never before, join our server today! Just remember, anything goes on our server – so buckle up and get ready for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Enchantments Applied: 254 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Meow Mine Minecraft Server

    Meow Mine Minecraft Server

    Our server is a comfortable platform for survival with an economy. You can earn money by selling resources and completing quests or farm your first capital on jobs. Complete Battle Pass quests and get unique rewards! There are no overworld wipes here, there will be map updates with the preservation of your buildings.

    The server has:

    * seasons with biome and mob spawn features

    * custom enchantments and items

    * cosmetics

    * Battle pass

    * duels with unique locations

    * bank with a system of interest on deposits

    * parkour

    * works

    * mob arena

    * king of the hill

    The adult and responsive administration is always ready to answer your questions. We are waiting for you!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 16 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Hype Nigga Minecraft Server

    Hype Nigga Minecraft Server
    Yo, have you heard about this Minecraft server? It’s so lit, even the PS5 Pro can’t compete! Imagine playing Minecraft with your homies on a server that’s more powerful than any PC out there. And get this – we’ve got exclusive access to GTA 6 before anyone else! Sorry to all the broke bitches out there who can’t afford to join, because the graphics are gonna blow your mind. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. Join now and level up your gaming experience like never before!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Ether Blades Crafted: 6 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 106 Treasure Maps Found: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Blocky Bundesliga 3 Minecraft SMP

    Blocky Bundesliga 3 Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because on our server, we can guarantee that chaos will reign supreme!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but potatoes and carrots. Watch as our resident prankster fills everyone’s houses with llamas and chickens, causing mayhem and hilarity at every turn.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player even managed to tame the Diamond Pig and ride it into battle against a horde of creepers.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where anything can happen and nothing is off limits, come join us and see if our players can ever truly get their shit together. Trust us, it’s going to be a wild ride!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 37
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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