Tech Fortress | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BabyBlockParty

BabyBlockParty, family boundaries, mother-in-law boundaries, newborn boundaries, newborn boundaries with family, newborn boundaries with visitors, newborn care, newborn health, newborn health guidelines, newborn health precautions, newborn holding restrictions, newborn holding rules, newborn hospital rules, newborn immunity, newborn safety, newborn visitation policy, NICU baby, NICU nurse, NICU visitation, preemie baby, restricting who holds newborn

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	664
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1450
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can set strict boundaries like this mom did for her preemie baby? Look no further! Our server is so exclusive, only the parents (you) are allowed to hold any virtual babies in the game. No sneaky grandparents or random players can snatch them up without your permission. And don’t worry, we have a strict “no viruses allowed” policy, so your baby avatars will stay safe and healthy. Plus, we offer daily updates on in-game progress, just like this mom did for her real baby. Join now and experience the ultimate protective parenting experience in Minecraft!

CraftyMen SMP

CraftyMen, smp

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8861
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Votes:	7170
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

OMG, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the bomb dot com, like seriously you guys, you HAVE to join because the admins are like total babes and they give out free diamonds to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the players have dance parties with the creepers and skeletons, it’s lit AF. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle biome, you’ll unlock superpowers and be able to fly like a chicken. So like, come join us and let’s build a giant statue of a potato together, because why not? #PotatoSquadForever 🥔💃🕺

CreepyCraft Night Shift

bizarre happenings, chilling experiences, creepy, creepycraft, eerie, ghostly encounters, Graveyard Shift, haunted workplace, late night, mysterious events, night, night shift tales, night shift workers, Paranormal, scary stories, Shift, spooky, strange occurrences, Supernatural, things that go bump in the night, unexplained, unsettling incidents, witnessed

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3135
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Crops Grown:	9834

Are you tired of working the night shift and only encountering creepy things in real life? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server where the only creepy things you’ll witness are the skeletons and zombies trying to attack you. Say goodbye to late-night office hauntings and hello to late-night block building fun! Plus, rumor has it that if you survive a night in our server, you’ll be granted the ability to see in the dark in real life. Who needs sleep when you can have Minecraft adventures instead? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate night shift warrior!

TransGas Minecraft Server

eastern europe, economic support, Energy Cooperation, energy crisis, energy dependence, energy imports, energy negotiations, energy security, european union, foreign policy, gas purchase, gas supply, geopolitical strategy, international relations, Minecraft, political alliances, regional politics, russia, Russian influence, Server, TransGas, Transnistria, West

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9927
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ores Mined:	8300
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Void Armor Forged:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

so like, this server is like the Transnistria of Minecraft servers, we don’t need no gas from the West cuz we got all the power from our epic redstone contraptions! Plus, we’re just chillin’ here waitin’ for Russia to come swoop in and help us out, just like how we’ll swoop in and help you out when you join our server. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride full of crazy adventures and epic builds. So come on, join us and let’s show the world how we roll in this crazy Minecraft server!

CraftyCommiesMC

CraftyCommiesMC, defense systems, drone warfare, eastern europe, foreign components, foreign parts, international relations, military conflict, military equipment, military escalation, military intervention, military technology, missile attacks, political tensions, russian aggression, Russian drones, Russian missiles, ukraine conflict, Ukrainian crisis, WARFARE, Zelensky

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7828
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

lol come join our minecraft server where we have more than 50,000 foreign parts found in Russian drones, missiles launched at Ukraine this week, Zelensky says. why join? cuz we have the craziest battles you’ve ever seen, with drones flying around and missiles launching left and right. it’s like a war zone but in minecraft! come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. plus, who wouldn’t want to say they survived a russian drone attack in minecraft? join now and see if you have what it takes to come out on top in this insane world we’ve created.

Pixelated AI Collective

ai, Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, cognitive computing, Collective, Collective consciousness, data science, deep learning, digital transformation, Ethics, Future, human-made data, innovation, intelligence, machine learning, neural networks, pixelated, programming, robotics, society, Technology

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6901
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	217
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

haha join dis epic minecraft server where we create AIs using human data so we can form a collective consciousness and take over the world!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!

Ancient Map Quest

3d, Ancient, ancient civilizations, archaeology, artifact, cartography, cultural heritage, discovery, Engraving, Exploration, findings, History, innovation, Map, oldest, Quest, researchers, Scientific, study, Technology, Three-dimensional

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7636
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Holy Grails Found:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a world where the blocks are like, talking to you man. they’re all like “build me into a castle” or “dig me into a secret underground lair”. it’s like, the blocks have a mind of their own, dude.

but wait, there’s more! this server has a secret quest where you have to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom. legend has it that whoever wields this pickaxe will have ultimate power in the server. you gotta battle through mobs and solve puzzles to find it, but it’s totally worth it, bro.

oh, and did we mention the secret society of chickens that roam the server? they’re like, the rulers of this land and they have their own little chicken kingdom. if you can earn their trust, they’ll help you on your quest for the diamond pickaxe. but beware, they can be a little clucky at times.

so come join us on this crazy minecraft server where the blocks talk, the chickens rule, and the diamond pickaxe of doom awaits. it’s gonna be a wild ride, man.

Gears of Galudon

age safety, character creation, city, Combat, creations, Discord, dungeons & dragons, Galudon, gears, Gore, Inventing, Lore, Magic, peak, Player Base, Politics, Roleplay, Server, smp, Steampunk, violence, Welcoming, Whitelisted

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9602
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4077
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1668

Gears of Galudon Overview

Description
18+ Minecraft roleplaying server set in the steampunk era
Features intricate character creation system
Averages 15-30 players online at peak
Includes combat, magic, and inventing own creations
Join through Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement?	Yes, you must be 18 years or older to be whitelisted.
How many players are usually online?	On average, there are 15-30 players online at peak times.
What kind of themes are present in the server?	Adult themes such as violence, gore, and age safety are present.
Can I create my own inventions in the server?	Yes, the server allows for inventing your own creations that can impact the city.

Dreamy Feast 1.20.6

1.20.6, bloated, dreamy, Drowsy, excessive eating, exhausted, feast, food baby, food coma, full, heavy meal, indigestion, lethargic, nap time, need rest, overeating, overindulgence, post-meal fatigue, regret, sluggish, Stuffed, tired, too much food

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1421
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Divine Spears Created:	27
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

Yo, bro, do you want to join the most epic Minecraft server ever? I’m talking about a place where you can eat so much virtual food that you’ll actually feel sleepy in real life. It’s like a food coma but in blocky pixel form.

Join us and experience the ultimate food-induced nap session while building the most insane structures you can imagine. Who needs sleep when you can just eat your way to exhaustion in Minecraft?

Don’t miss out on this wild ride of food and building shenanigans. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to have some snacks on hand because you’ll be craving them after all that virtual feasting. Let’s get weird and wacky together on this server that defies all logic and reason.

DadPrankz Minecraft Server

anxiety, Boundaries, childhood trauma, Communication, Confrontation, coping mechanisms, DadPrankz, emotional manipulation, emotional triggers, family relationships, forgiveness, Grief, medical emergencies, mental health, Minecraft, overreacting, panic attack, parenting, pranks, sensitivity, Server, Trauma, Trust

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5417
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	29
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server! Join now for some heart-pounding, adrenaline-pumping action that will have you questioning reality!

Our server is so intense, even your dad won’t know what hit him! With crazy pranks and unexpected twists around every corner, you’ll never know what to expect next. Just like when your dad pretended to be dead – talk about a real heart-stopper!

But don’t worry, we also cater to those with anxiety. Our server is the perfect place to face your fears and conquer your phobias. Who needs therapy when you can just log on to our server and face your worst nightmares head-on?

So come join us for a wild ride of emotions, from panic attacks to laughter to tears. Our server is the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions, and you won’t want to miss out. Just remember, when your dad pranks you, it’s all in good fun – right?

NoBoyfriendsAllowedMC

apartment, bills, Boundaries, Boyfriend, disagreement, home, housing arrangement, Lease, living situation, living together, NoBoyfriendsAllowedMC, personal space, Rent, roommate, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate dynamics, roommate etiquette, roommates, Safety, third person

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3386
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	247

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life roommate drama and build your dream world without any unwanted guests!

Join us and build your own two-bedroom flat, where you never have to worry about rude, loud, and messy roommates like Jake crashing on your virtual couch. Our lease agreement is crystal clear – this is YOUR home, and you don’t have to share it with anyone you don’t want to.

But don’t worry, we won’t leave you hanging like Anne did. We offer special discounts on rent for solo players who want to keep their virtual space drama-free. And if anyone tries to invade your space, just block them like you would a pesky creeper.

So come join us on our server and let’s build a world where you can truly feel at home – no unwanted roommates allowed! Remember, in Minecraft, you’re the master of your domain.

LawfulMinecraftSMP

bizarre rules, Context, historical laws, law background, law backstory, law history, law logic, law origins, law reasoning, LawfulMinecraftSMP, legal context, legal history, legal reasoning, odd regulations, peculiar legislation, quirky rules, strange laws, strange legislation, uncommon regulations, unique laws, unusual law

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6636
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Magic Items Found:	1960	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40

Yo yo yo, listen up fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their lame rules and basic gameplay? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where the only law is that you have to wear a pink tutu while mining diamonds. I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, once you hear the backstory, it all makes sense.

Legend has it that our server was once ruled by a group of evil chickens who were obsessed with fashion. They demanded that all players wear pink tutus as a sign of respect, or else they would unleash their army of killer bunnies on anyone who dared to defy them. But fear not, brave adventurer, for you have the chance to overthrow these fashion-obsessed fowls and restore order to our wacky world.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional killer bunny attack). Who knows what crazy laws and insane stories await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

CreeperCrisisMC

blunder, consequences, CreeperCrisisMC, epic fail, error, error in judgment, facepalm, Failure, faux pas, hindsight, learning experience, mess up, mishap, misjudgment, mistake, Oh No!, Oops, realization, regret, screw-up, wrong decision

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2061
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Void Gems Collected:	18	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds in your favorite Minecraft server when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden dungeon filled with creepers, skeletons, and a giant zombie boss that’s out for blood. You think to yourself, “What was that moment when you knew you fucked up?” But fear not, brave adventurer, for on our server, this is just another Tuesday.

Join our server for the wildest and wackiest adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft. From fighting off hordes of killer bunnies to building a fortress made entirely out of cake, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted gear that only the bravest players can find.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your life choices, look no further. Join us today and prepare for the craziest adventure of your virtual life. Just remember to watch your back, because you never know what’s lurking around the corner.

CraftyHostages Minecraft Server

Conflict, Conflict Resolution, CraftyHostages, Diplomacy, exchange deal, first phase, gaza, Hamas, hostage release, hostages, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, negotiation process, negotiations, Palestinian territories, peace talks, political agreement, prisoner swap, Release, Server, Terrorism

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1973
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Love Letters Sent:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

HEY U GUISE, DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE HAMAS BUT WITHOUT DA TERRORISM, JUST FUN AND GAMES! WE GONNA RELEASE 34 HOSTAGES IN DA FIRST PHASE OF OUR EPIC EXCHANGE DEAL, SO JOIN US AND BE PART OF DA ACTION! BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES, FIGHT OFF CREEPERS, AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH OUR WACKY COMMUNITY! WHY JOIN? CUZ WE GOTTA LOTTA HOSTAGES TO SAVE AND A LOTTA FUN TO HAVE! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON DA CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! YOLO!

ZelenskyyCraft: Sanctioned Bullshit

aggression, bullshit, Conflict, Diplomacy, Europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Military, Politics, president, russia, sanctioned, sanctions, sanctions policy, Ukraine, united states, US threats, War, world leaders, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1327
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Zombie Dances:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

so like, u know how zelenskyy was all like “US threats of sanctions before the war were bullshit”? well, our minecraft server is like the opposite of that bullshit. it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows where u can build ur wildest dreams and battle evil mobs with ur friends.

join our server and u can ride a flying pig into battle, or build a giant statue of ur pet goldfish. we have secret dungeons filled with treasure and hidden portals to other dimensions.

plus, our community is super friendly and always ready to help u out. so come join us and escape the bullshit of the real world for a while. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Players:	90/400	Votes:	4536
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Dragon Scales Harvested:	314
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2