TeaTime SMP

17, Builders, Characters, characters creation, datpacks, discord server, Donate, Events, Farmers, LGBTQ, Plugins, proximity voice chat, Races, REDSTONERS, Relaxed, rules, shopping districts, smp, story line, Teatime, Vanilla

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7460
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Void Gems Collected:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	6018	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Tea Time SMP Server

Version	1.21.4
Discord	Join our Discord

Welcome to Tea Time SMP – the perfect vanilla+ Minecraft server for all Minecraft enjoyers! Join us for a variety of game enhancing plugins, events, and a welcoming community.

Server Specialty:

Fun and Engaging Datapacks
Fun and Engaging Plugins
9 Custom races to choose from
Shopping Districts
Unique and Engaging Events
An Intriguing storyline any player can join
Custom Character Creation

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: When does the server open?

A: The server opens for the first time on 1/04/25. Apply now to join right at the start!

Q: What types of players are you looking for?

A: We welcome all kinds of players – redstoners, builders, farmers, and more. The server is LGBTQ+ friendly and intended for players aged 17 and above.

Q: Are there any special events on the server?

A: Yes, we host special events, including a separate last life session once a week. Stay tuned for more custom server events!

Q: Is there pressure to donate?

A: There is absolutely no pressure to donate, but those who choose to support the server can receive roleplay bonuses in-game.

Q: Can players create their own characters and roleplay?

A: Yes, players are encouraged to create their own characters and engage in roleplay with each other. We have a huge storyline planned for added immersion.

Q: What are the server rules?

A: Our rules are relaxed and can be found on our Discord server. Play Minecraft the way you want to play!

Crafty CBD Bar – No Booze Allowed

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6559
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Chimeras Created:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we be chillin’ like a villain and smokin’ that sweet, sweet CBD all day long!

Join us on this server and you’ll be feelin’ so relaxed, you won’t even remember why you were playin’ Minecraft in the first place. CBD be flowin’ through the air like pixie dust, makin’ everything feel like a dream.

And get this, fam – CBD ain’t just for chillin’, it’s also gonna help you with your alcohol problems! Say goodbye to them nasty cravings and hello to a whole new level of relaxation. CBD be workin’ its magic on your brain, makin’ addiction-related areas go “poof” like a magic trick.

So come on down to our server and join the party! We got CBD, we got crazy adventures, and we got a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans. Don’t miss out, yo!

FailedSMP

1.21, active members, Aus, Australia, Community, Content Creation, Discord, FailedSMP, Gaming, Ip:, lifesteal plugin, Minecraft, multiplayer, nz, Ping, Server, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9707
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4206	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Void Armor Forged:	24
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features	Details
Location	Australia/NZ
Server Type	SMP
Server Version	1.21+
Plugins	Lifesteal
Community	Growing

FAQs

Q: Is the server 24/7?

A: Yes, the server is 24/7.

Q: What is the server IP?

A: For the server IP and more information, please join the Discord server linked below.

Q: Can I create content on the server?

A: Content creation is very welcome on the server.

Q: How old is the server?

A: The server was made only a few days ago and is looking to grow with more active members.

For more information and to join the server, please visit the Discord server: https://discord.gg/XZvKtn8Q9q

Logic of the Female Mind 1.20.2

1.20.2, attraction, attractiveness, below average, Exercise, Existence, fat, female, Grooming, hate, hourglass body shape, leeway, Logic, male logic, man up, Mind, Nature, Partners, periods, Pregnancy, sexually attractive, short men, subpar men, Ugly, Women

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7292
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Ores Mined:	7029
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity because it’s like, all about male logic and stuff. Like, did you know that 80% of dudes aren’t attractive to women? But it’s not because they ugly or anything, it’s just that they not sexually attractive, ya feel me? And it’s all because guys don’t know how to groom themselves or exercise, like, come on, bro, get it together! But hey, don’t worry, most guys can at least try to be attractive, you know what I’m saying? Except for short dudes, they kinda screwed, sorry, bro.

But here’s the deal, on this server, we don’t care about all that nonsense! We just want to have a good time and build some epic stuff together. So, if you’re ready to man up and join us, then come on over and let’s get this party started! Who needs women when you got Minecraft, am I right? Let’s do this!

GF Support Minecraft Server

awkward situation, college student, communication breakdown, communication issue, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional response, feeling overwhelmed, financial assistance, financial help, financial responsibilities, financial stress, financial struggle, girlfriend support, Gratitude, Guilt, Minecraft, personal boundaries, pride, relationship dynamics, reluctance to accept help, Server, Support, support system

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9286
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3494
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Astral Projections Made:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness! Need a break from your girlfriend asking for your bank details? Join our server and leave all that drama behind! Plus, our server is so fun, you’ll forget all about your financial struggles and just focus on building the coolest virtual world ever. So why wait? Join now and leave all your real-life problems at the door!

CraftyReddit SMP

community engagement, CraftyReddit, decision making process, digital community, digital community building, discussion platform, forum participation, information sharing, internet forum, joining Reddit, networking, Online Community, online discussion, online platform, reasons for joining Reddit, reddit, smp, social media, social networking site, user experience, user interaction, User-generated content

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6858
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ores Mined:	1941
Villages Defended:	18	Mines Excavated:	4749
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrr! Like, there’s this one time where we all built a giant statue of a potato and had a dance party around it. And then we all rode pigs off a cliff while wearing diamond armor, it was epiccccc!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses, and every full moon we all turn into werewolves and have a battle royale. And the best part is, the owner of the server is a talking dolphin who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight.

So come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be as crazy as possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to rainbows and unicorns, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join ussss!

EndlessEatsMC

Appetite, comfort, craving, cuisine, Culinary, DELICIOUS, Dine, dish, Eat, EndlessEatsMC, Favorite, feast, Food, Gastronomy, Hunger, indulge, Meal, never tired, satisfying, Tasty, yum

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6891
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Void Armor Forged:	19
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Divine Spears Created:	20
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Imagine a Minecraft server where the only food available is unlimited pizza! That’s right, no more boring old bread or carrots, just delicious, cheesy pizza for days. And not just any pizza, but pizza that gives you superpowers in the game. Want to fly like Superman or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just eat a slice of our magical pizza and watch the magic happen.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the lair is guarded by a giant chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the key to unlock the riches. Can you out-dance a chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring food options and lackluster adventures, come join us for a pizza-filled, treasure-hunting, chicken-dancing good time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SeaAggroCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, China, Conflict Resolution, defense agreements, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Missiles, Négotiation, peace talks, Philippine president, sea aggression, SeaAggroCraft, SECURITY, Server, South China Sea, strategic alliances, territorial disputes, US

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7938
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ores Mined:	4438
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, the Philippine president be out here makin’ deals with China like it’s a freakin’ reality show! He’s all like, “Stop sea aggression and I’ll give back them missiles to the US, yo!” Like, what even is happening?! It’s like a soap opera up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. So come on and join the fun, you never know what kind of wild shenanigans will go down next!

DeifinitelyCrafted

#announcement, Al-Qassam Brigades, armed wing, Assassination, Conflict, DeifinitelyCrafted, gaza, Hamas, Hamas Leader, Islamic extremism, killing, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, Mohammed Deif, palestine, resistance movement, RETALIATION, targeted killing, terrorist leader, violence

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7729
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got the most epic battles eva! like, u can fight against giant creepers and zombie pigs that can fly! it’s like a total warzone up in here, but with blocks and stuff.

oh, and get this, one time a player found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden treasure room with stacks of gold blocks and enchanted weapons. it was like, totally insane, dude.

plus, we got this one player who built a replica of the entire city of Atlantis underwater. like, how cool is that?! u can explore the depths of the ocean and discover all sorts of hidden treasures and sea creatures.

so, like, what are u waiting for? come join the fun and chaos on our minecraft server! it’s gonna be a blast, i swear!

Sonic Surfing Adventure

Acoustic research, acoustic wave, acoustic wave phenomenon, Adventure, communication systems, communication technology, devices, diffraction, discovery, next generation, nonreciprocal, optics, Phenomenon, Properties, SAW, scientific discovery, sonic, surface acoustic wave, surface wave phenomenon, Surfing, wave behavior, wave diffraction, wave properties

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6722
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3800	Enchantments Applied:	285
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Animals Bred:	12	Dimension Hops:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE JUST DISCOVERED A NEW ACOUSTIC WAVE PHENOMENON! IT’S LIKE OPTICS BUT IN MINECRAFT! U CAN BUILD CRAZY COMMUNICATION SYSTEMS AND DEVICES WITH DIS NEW TECH! COME JOIN DA FUN AND EXPLORE DA WILD WORLD OF NONRECIPROCAL DIFFRACTION OF SAWs! WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO SCIENTIFIC AND WACKY AT DA SAME TIME! LET’S GET LIT AND BUILD SOME EPIC STUFF TOGETHER!

AnarchyyMC

Allies, Anarchy, AnarchyyMC, Chat, enemies, Features, freedom, Friends, Griefing, Ip:, Minecraft, MINIMAL, PvP, Raiding, respectful, rules, semi anarchy, Server, Solo, Toxicity, Version, Warps

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	201
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Votes:	5706
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Villages Defended:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 Server Overview

Server Name	𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒
Type	Anarchy
IP Address	mc.anarchyy-mc.xyz
Version	1.21.4

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What kind of server is 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is an Anarchy Minecraft Server where there are minimal rules and total freedom.

Q: What are the rules on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: The only rule on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is no toxicity. Chat is expected to be friendly and respectful.

Q: Are land claims allowed on the server?

A: No, there are no land claims or limits on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒, allowing players total freedom.

Q: What features does the server offer?

A: The server offers a TP Plugin for teleports, warps, and homes. Players can also play solo, with friends, or make new allies/enemies.

Yuri Vampire Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, CONSOOM, forceful, Girls Love Romance, Girls x Vampire, lewd, Manga, manga series, Mikami Teren, Mikami Teren Novel, Minori Chigusa, Minori Chigusa Art, mistress, Obedient Servant, Realm, Servant Mistress, Vampire, vampire bite, Web Novel, YuRi, Yuri Romance

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3526
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Magic Items Found:	8963
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the wild world of Yuri Vampire Mistresses! 🧛‍♀️👩‍❤️‍👩

– Bite other players and turn them into obedient servants! 🦇💋 – Get overwhelmed by your new servant who is way too forceful and lewd! 😳🔥 – Explore a world where anything can happen, just like in the manga and web novel! 📚🌍

Don’t miss out on this crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server experience! Join now and embrace the madness! 🤪🎮

UncleWifiGoneBananas

AITAH, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, disconnecting wifi, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family visit, fear, furbabies, husband’s uncle, living situation, married life, motorcycle parking, No Kids, payment arrangements, peaceful sleep, self defense, UncleWifiGoneBananas, verbal abuse

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9664
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6998
Dragon Eggs Found:	3914	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Towns Built:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in a telenovela! Join us in this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We pay for the wifi, so you can focus on building epic structures without worrying about lag. 2. No kids, just furbabies! Who needs human children when you can have adorable Minecraft pets? 3. Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama, just like in a soap opera. Will you be able to keep the peace or will chaos reign supreme? 4. Build your own virtual garage and park your motorcycle facing the gate for easy access. Just watch out for any foul-mouthed uncles who might try to start trouble. 5. Disconnect from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can escape from emotional distress. Build, mine, and craft your way to inner peace.

Join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server like ours?

CitizenCraft SMP: BillionsBetter

BillionsBetter, CitizenCraft, citizenship assistance, citizenship pathway, citizenship program, deportation budget, deportation costs, deportation expenses, deportation funding, deportation resources, deportations, government spending, immigration assistance, immigration funding, immigration pathway, immigration reform, immigration reform funding, pathway to citizenship, pathway to legal status, pathway to residency, smp, US citizenship, US immigration policy

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9021
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	51297
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Lol, like why deport people when we can just give them a diamond pickaxe and let them mine their way to citizenship on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us and start your journey to becoming a citizen of Blocktopia! We’ve got creeper fireworks, llama parades, and a secret underground base where we hold our weekly meetings with the Ender Dragon. Plus, if you reach level 100 mining, you get a free elytra and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So come on, stop wasting time on deportations and start building your way to a better future in our wacky Minecraft world!

MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

controversy, corporate, court case, Ethics, facebook, Land, lawsuit, Legal, Mark Zuckerberg, Media, Meta, metacraft, News, Payoff, Politics, public relations, scandal, SETTLEMENT, social media, Technology, trump, Trumps

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7341
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

GulfCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, controversial, cultural identity, Diplomacy, finland, geographical renaming, Gulf of Finland, Gulf of St. Petersburg, GulfCraft, History, international relations, maritime boundaries, Minecraft, naming conventions, national pride, Politics, Renaming, russia, Russian historian, Server, suggestion, territorial disputes, trump

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6835
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a land where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where u can build a house out of nothing but dirt and dreams. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farted and created the most epic minecraft world ever. join now and become a part of the craziest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join and see for urself. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!