TearsOfJoyMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Life’s Minecraft Server: Non-Trans Thoughts

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Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world where gender doesn’t matter and everyone is just here to have a good time!

Imagine if you were born a female in Minecraft, would you still have zero friends? Would you be a social recluse or a “femcel”? Well, on our server, you can be whoever you want to be and make as many friends as you like!

We have insane stories of players who have transformed themselves into powerful female warriors, leading epic battles against dragons and saving the entire server from destruction.

So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible, even changing your gender and living your best life in Minecraft!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

>Dude lets just make the villain Imorten… Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have the most epic villain Imorten Joe from Fury Road causing chaos and mayhem! Join us as we embark on crazy adventures and battle against this ruthless foe.

But wait, there’s more! We have a whole tribe of apes roaming around, adding a wild twist to our server. And don’t worry, we definitely didn’t mean to imply that any of our human women are sex slaves named Nova – it’s just a coincidence, we swear!

And let’s not forget about our amazing graphics that will make you feel like you’re playing in a Pixar movie from the 90s. Who needs fancy CG when you can have that nostalgic feel, right?

So come join us on our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Gods Slained:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Bday Brunch Bust – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of waiting around for your family to show up on time? Join our Minecraft server where time is always on your side! No more late brunches or missed opportunities, just endless fun and adventure in the virtual world.

On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from tardiness, or create elaborate traps to catch those who dare to make you wait. With endless possibilities and no need to rely on unreliable family members, you’ll never have to deal with being the only one who values punctuality again.

So come join us and leave the real world behind, where you can be the master of your own time and never have to deal with latecomers again. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than waiting around for your mom to finally wake up!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

FianceCraft: No Lists, Just Blocks

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and chaos, just like this couple’s morning disagreement!

Forget about making lists, on our server, you’ll have to figure out what needs to be done on your own just like this mom does every day. Will you remember to feed your virtual child? Will you remember to brush their virtual teeth? The suspense is real!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with surprises at every turn. Just when you think you have it all figured out, something unexpected will happen. Just like this dad watching TikToks instead of making breakfast for his daughter – you never know what crazy antics will unfold next!

So if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and a test of your parenting skills (virtual parenting, that is), join our Minecraft server today. Who needs a list when you can just wing it and hope for the best? Let the madness begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9925	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MineCraftU?

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Have you ever wanted to learn how to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamond armor? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, not only can you do that, but you can also learn how to tame a dragon and have it breathe fire on your enemies! Join us for the most epic and ridiculous adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft. Who needs boring old school when you can learn the ways of the llama warrior on our server?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7751

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

ISO SMP: Where 18+ Adults Pretend to be Hermit-Crafters in Vanilla Minecraft

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ISO SMP <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/norge-traden-minecraft-server/">Minecraft Server</a>

ISO SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Community	18+ community looking to grow and engage active players
Chest Locking	Plugin allows players to lock chests with signs
Invisible Item Frames	Shift-right clicking makes item frames invisible
Player and Mob Heads	Obtain player and mob heads in the game
Death Chest	Players have a death chest to retrieve items after death
Vein-Miner	Ability to mine entire veins of ores at once
/home Command	Players can set home locations for quick teleportation
Shops with Custom Economy	Players can set up shops with a unique economy system
Anti-Xray	Prevents cheating with xray mods
Server Availability	Server is online 24/7 for continuous gameplay
No Creeper Block Damage	Creeper explosions do not damage blocks
No Enderman Block Picking	Endermen do not pick up blocks in the world

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/W8kAVQJECz

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I join the server if I am under 18 years old?

A: Unfortunately, our server is specifically for players who are 18 years and older.

Q: How do I lock chests using signs?

A: You can use the chest locking plugin on the server to lock chests by placing signs on them.

Q: What is the /home command used for?

A: The /home command allows players to set a home location for quick teleportation.

Q: Are there any restrictions on building shops?

A: Players can set up shops with a custom economy system, but please follow any guidelines set by the server admins.

Q: How can I prevent cheating with xray mods?

A: The server has an anti-xray system in place to detect and prevent cheating with xray mods.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133
Dragons Tamed:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Fairy Tail Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner drunk fairy magic! Our players are so powerful, they can’t even be controlled by the most legendary mages of all time. We have one player who btfos her gigachad father on a daily basis – now that’s some serious family drama! Join us and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate mage in this wild and wacky world. Just remember, always keep a bottle of fairy dust on hand for emergencies!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

I’m Having A Blast Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for insane adventures, like when we all decided to build a giant rollercoaster that launched us into the sky and straight into a pool of lava (don’t worry, we had fire resistance potions handy)!

But that’s not all – we also have epic PvP battles where we dress up as clowns and fight each other with fish as weapons. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground disco party where we dance the night away to Creeper-themed remixes of popular songs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Do you want to join a server where the only rule is to be as ridiculous and chaotic as possible? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where we encourage players to annoy each other in the most outrageous ways possible!

From building giant statues of themselves in front of other players’ houses to setting off TNT in the middle of someone’s carefully crafted village, there’s no limit to the shenanigans you can get up to on our server. And the best part? We have a special “Annoyance Points” system where you earn points for every prank you pull off successfully, with the ultimate goal of becoming the most annoying player on the server.

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner troll and cause chaos wherever you go, join us on our Minecraft SMP and show the world just how annoying you can be!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

DreamCarCraft

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Remember that dream car you had as a kid? Well, forget about it because on our Minecraft server, you can drive around in a flying pink unicorn car! That’s right, we’ve got all the craziest vehicles you can imagine, from rocket-powered minecarts to rainbow-colored helicopters. And the best part? You can race against other players in epic car battles that will leave you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about that boring old dream car.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and valuable that players have been known to go to extreme lengths to capture it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited diamonds for life. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your quest for the Diamond Chicken!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is also haunted by a mischievous group of ghostly pigs who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players? One minute you’ll be mining for diamonds, and the next, your pickaxe will turn into a rubber chicken! It’s all in good fun though, and the ghostly pigs are always up for a laugh.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Who needs a dream car when you can have a flying pink unicorn car, a Diamond Chicken, and ghostly pigs as your companions? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Villages Defended:	16
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3326	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

NukeCraft Server: Putin’s Warning

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so, like, u know how putin is all like, “i got nukes, watch out west!” well, on this minecraft server, we got nukes too! but, like, they’re not real nukes, they’re just, like, virtual nukes that u can use to blow up ur enemies and stuff. so, if u wanna feel like a powerful dictator like putin, join this server and start nuking everyone in sight! plus, we have, like, a secret underground bunker where u can hide from the nukes and plan ur next attack. it’s, like, totally insane, dude. join now and become the ultimate nuclear warlord in minecraft history!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

VovchanskVillagers

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian soldiers running around like chickens with their heads cut off! they were captured during a top secret operation to recapture a plant, but now they’re just trying to survive in our crazy world. watch out for them as they try to build their own little army and take over the server! join now for a wild ride filled with danger, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of russian vodka. just don’t let them catch you or you might end up in their army too!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Ores Mined:	9950
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Bread Winners Lose Most

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join dis cray cray minecraft server where breadwinners lose the most! we got pigs flying around like they own the place and creepers doing the cha cha slide. our diamonds are so shiny they blind ya and our zombies do the macarena when they see ya coming. come join the fun and see why this server is the talk of the town! you won’t regret it, unless you’re a breadwinner, then you might wanna stay away.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ores Mined:	7914
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Starbound: Where griefers go for a fresh start (but still get lost)

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Starbound Minecraft Server

Join our community 🙂

At Starbound, we believe in creating a friendly and inclusive atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to Minecraft, you’ll find a place here. Our community is built on mutual respect, cooperation, and fun.

Connect with Us!

Server Type	IP	Port	Version
Java Server	play.mcstarbound.us	N/A	1.21
Bedrock Server	bedrock.mcstarbound.us	19132	1.21

The cosmos are calling, and we can’t wait to see what you’ll create in Starbound.

FAQ

1. How can I join the server?

To join the Java server, use the IP address play.mcstarbound.us. For the Bedrock server, use bedrock.mcstarbound.us and port 19132.

2. What version of Minecraft is the server running?

The server is running version 1.21 of Minecraft.

3. Is the server community friendly?

Yes, we believe in creating a friendly and inclusive atmosphere at Starbound.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Wagie vs OF Whore Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a boring wagie, slaving away at a job you hate just to pay the bills? Well, why not join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can be anything you want – even an OnlyFans superstar!

On our server, you can build your dream mansion, complete with a diamond-encrusted pool and a pet llama named Larry. You can also explore our vast world, filled with secret dungeons, treasure chests, and even a hidden village of friendly creepers.

But the best part? You can live out your wildest fantasies, whether that’s starting a llama racing league, opening a virtual strip club, or even becoming a pirate captain and sailing the high seas in search of treasure.

So why settle for being a wagie when you can be a Minecraft mogul? Join our server today and start living your best virtual life!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	97	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0