New Minecraft Servers 2025

New Minecraft Servers
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Players: 106/900 Votes: 4446
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
Mythical Swords Crafted: 63 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn instead of laugh? Well, look no further because our server will have you crying with happiness just like that one scene from that movie you love (you know the one).

Join our server and experience the joy of building your own virtual world while dodging creepers and zombies with your new best friends. We promise you’ll be so happy, you’ll shed tears of joy just like when Simba finally takes his rightful place as king in The Lion King.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the tears of happiness flow as you embark on epic adventures and make memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset).

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  • DocDisasterCraft

    DocDisasterCraft
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    Players: 93/200 Votes: 2007
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

    Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

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  • Oil & Gas Fun Zone

    Oil & Gas Fun Zone
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    Players: 94/600 Votes: 5717
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Star Shards Collected: 120
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 34 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 8 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Endless Legions Commanded: 10 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

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  • Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

    Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3
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    Players: 95/700 Votes: 2971
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 14 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 20 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8
    Demon Skulls Collected: 23 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

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  • LootLunchDrama

    LootLunchDrama
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    Players: 102/300 Votes: 1728
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 12
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

    Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

    Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

    So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

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  • YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

    YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL
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    Players: 95/500 Votes: 259
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ores Mined: 3401 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 161
    Animals Bred: 181 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Farms Harvested: 618
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

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  • SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

    SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server
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    Players: 110/200 Votes: 5819
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 443 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Void Armor Forged: 19
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Dark Rituals Completed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

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  • Feline Invasion 1.20

    Feline Invasion 1.20
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    Players: 108/600 Votes: 9812
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Farms Harvested: 972 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Votes: 427 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 26 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

    Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

    Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

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  • MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

    MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer
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    Players: 110/200 Votes: 1353
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 339 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Crops Grown: 5364 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

    Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

    And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.

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  • CreeperSquadCraft

    CreeperSquadCraft
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    Players: 104/1000 Votes: 9803
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 49 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Gods Slained: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there gamers,

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than dealing with your ex’s crazy girlfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no toxic relationships.

    Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. No need to worry about getting bombarded with nasty messages from someone’s jealous girlfriend here. We’re all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

    So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs exes and their crazy significant others when you can be crafting epic builds and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies? See you in the game!

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  • CancelledCraft: Unforgivable Shows

    CancelledCraft: Unforgivable Shows
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    Players: 106/600 Votes: 1914
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 19
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Potions Brewed: 45 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 24

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you still crying over your favorite show getting cancelled? Well, wipe those tears away and come join our Minecraft server! We promise to never cancel anything, not even our daily llama parades and underwater dance parties. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have a knack for building epic structures out of blocks. So if you want to be part of a server where llamas rule and show cancellations are a thing of the past, then join us now!

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  • ChadCraft: Presidential Mayhem

    ChadCraft: Presidential Mayhem
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    Players: 107/100 Votes: 9851
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 10
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 41
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, dis server be poppin’ off like gunfire near da presidency of Chad’s capital! We got military vehicles rollin’ around and causin’ chaos, just like in a action movie! Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of dodgin’ bullets while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off mobs like a true warrior. Plus, rumor has it that the president himself plays on our server and drops rare loot for those brave enough to challenge him. So come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it!

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  • DementiaCraft: Forget Me Not!

    DementiaCraft: Forget Me Not!
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    Players: 93/900 Votes: 1152
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 60
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 29 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our minecraft server and you will live longer than people with dementia! our server is so fun and crazy that it will keep your brain sharp and your spirits high! we have insane builds and epic adventures that will make you forget all about those boring nursing homes. with over 10 million players worldwide, you will never be alone in our server! come join us and defy the odds of life expectancy with us!

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  • Fujos Ship Minecraft 1.21

    Fujos Ship Minecraft 1.21
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    Players: 101/1000 Votes: 5257
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Magic Items Found: 5657
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Emeralds Found: 6527
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 22 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and ship Eugeo and Kirito all over again because who needs logic and reason when you can have virtual romance between a dead guy and a straight dude with a longsword?

    We’ve got pixelated love triangles, drama, and more fujos than you can shake a blocky stick at.

    Come witness the chaotic shipping wars unfold as players fight over who should end up with Kirito in this twisted, nonsensical world of Minecraft romance.

    Forget reality, come live in a fantasy where anything is possible, even if it makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.

    Join now and dive into the madness of shipping Eugeo and Kirito for reasons that defy all logic and common sense.

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  • Movie TraumaCraft

    Movie TraumaCraft
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    Players: 100/300 Votes: 7173
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 25 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 129 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Falling into the Void: 0 Dimension Hops: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever watched a movie that scarred you for life? Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise to traumatize you in a whole new way! Join us if you want to relive the horror of that one movie that still gives you nightmares. Our pixelated monsters will make you scream louder than any Hollywood horror flick. So come on, join us if you dare! Just remember to bring extra virtual diapers, because you’re gonna need them!

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  • DementiaCraft – Home for the Forgetful

    DementiaCraft – Home for the Forgetful
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    Players: 97/700 Votes: 9074
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 19 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server, where we promise you won’t lose your mind like those poor souls with dementia! our server is so lit, you’ll be playing for at least 100 years, no joke. we’ve got crazy builds that will blow your mind and keep you entertained for hours on end. plus, we have a secret potion that will make you immortal in the game, so you can keep playing forever and ever. who needs a nursing home when you can live forever in minecraft? join now and never worry about losing your mind again!

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