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ArtilleryCraft Minecraft Server

2025, arms manufacturing, artillery shells, ArtilleryCraft, defense budget, defense capabilities, Defense Commissioner, defense industry, defense news, defense policy, defense procurement, defense strategy, EU, european union, Media, Military, military technology, Minecraft, News, production, SECURITY, Server, weapons

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5026
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

lol join our minecraft server cuz we gonna make 2 million artillery shells in 2025. yep, u heard that right. we gonna be the most protected server out there. ain’t no creepers gonna mess with us when we got that kinda firepower. plus, our defense commissioner is a total badass. he once took down a whole army of skeletons with just a wooden sword. true story. so come join us and be part of the most epic defense team in minecraft history. let’s blow stuff up and protect our turf like never before. #artilleryshellpower #minecraftdefensecommissioner #creeperproofserver

PopeCraft: Holy Hypocrisy

arm Ukraine, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic silence, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, geopolitical tensions, global security, HOLY, humanitarian crisis, Hypocrisy, hypocritical, international relations, military support, peace negotiations, political hypocrisy, pope francis, PopeCraft, religious leader, russian aggression, Russian terror, ukraine conflict, Vatican diplomacy, war-torn country

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4572
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

“LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we have Pope Francis as our admin! He may be silent on Russian terror but he’s all about arming Ukraine in the game! Watch out for those creepers, they’re like the Russian terrorists of Minecraft. Join now for a wild ride of epic battles and holy blessings from Pope Francis himself. Let’s get hyped and build the most lit world ever! #PopeFrancisApproved”

Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, comic relief, confusion, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, dumb retard, Enchanted, humor, Icon, inclusion, LGBTQ, Marginalized, media representation, misunderstanding, Quests, Role, satire, social commentary, stereotype, Treatment, Yuri community

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	568
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Dragons Tamed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Yo, bro, come join this Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate dumb retard and get treated like a god by the Yuri community! It’s like being in a crazy comic book where you’re the star of the show, but also everyone’s favorite joke at the same time. Don’t question it, just embrace the chaos and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon shine!

Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

Anthros, Argonians, Dinosaurs, dragons, FAQ, ferals, festive scalies, general, human/scaly, kobolds, lewd, lit, LIZARD, LIZARDS, Minecraft, reptiles, Resources, scaly, Sharks, smp, SMUT, Snakes, Wyverns

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4832
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Buildings Constructed:	19
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mines Excavated:	3082	Players Killed by Monsters:	4757
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!

CraftyMomXmasGift

actual gift, aita, barista, christmas gift, confusion, CraftyMomXmasGift, crocheting, dad, early christmas, family, homemade gift, Job, pattern, Shawl, stuffed animals, trashy gifts, work appropriate, yarn

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5347
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	1229	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s reaction to homemade gifts? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and build your own virtual world where handmade gifts are always appreciated.

We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!

MomSaysImAGamerKid

anecdote, Creative, exaggeration, family, funny, humor, hypothetical situation, imagination, law enforcement, long tail tags, mom’s description, MomSaysImAGamerKid, Parent-child relationship, Personal Details, Police, quirky, Random facts, scenario, storytelling, unnecessary detail, unnecessary information

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9006
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Dragon Scales Harvested:	438

If your mom was describing you to the police, she would probably mention that you once got stuck in a tree for three hours because you were trying to rescue a family of squirrels who were having a dance party up there. But hey, that just shows how dedicated you are to helping others, right? So come join our Minecraft server where we encourage all players to channel their inner squirrel-saving hero and embark on wild adventures that will have you climbing trees, battling creepers, and maybe even finding a secret squirrel dance party of your own. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – just don’t forget to bring your acorn helmet and dancing shoes!

Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL!!! Minecraft server

Anarchy Gurmail, ETERNAL, minecraft server, rules, Without privates

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	526
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dimension Hops:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	494	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

The owner of the server “Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gurmail.icu:19132

MysticCraft Realms 1.20

attraction, break up, Comment, DATING, EMBARRASSMENT, facetime call, fat bitches, feederism, fuck, Future, gain weight, jerked it, linebacker, love, Marriage, MysticCraft, porn addiction, PRETEND, Realms, weight, Woke

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4295
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	4522
Void Armor Forged:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Votes:	7435
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Enchantments Applied:	204

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape real-life drama like turning your GF into a cow! No need to worry about embarrassing relationships or awkward conversations about weight gain. On our server, you can build your dream world without any porn addiction consequences. Come join us and leave all the fat bitches behind!

The Minecraft SMP: Never Beat the Minnesota Vikings or…

beat, blown lead, Conference Championship Game, great players, Hall of Fame, high scoring season, Letterman Jackets, Minecraft, Minnesota, Minnesota vikings, opposing fans, or, Philadelphia Eagles, professional team, smp, stadium takeover, team departure, Vikings

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9308
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Void Armor Forged:	14
Ores Mined:	5391	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a football game gone wrong! Join us if you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of being on a team that never beats the Minnesota Vikings or the Philadelphia Eagles – talk about a challenge!

But that’s not all – our stadium is constantly being taken over by opposing fans, making every game a real nail-biter. And don’t even get us started on our players – they’re always leaving for “someplace better,” whatever that means.

Oh, and did we mention our only Hall of Fame player never had a high scoring season? Yeah, things are pretty wacky around here. Plus, if you’re into crazy stories, just ask about the time someone got ahem “raped” after wearing our Letterman Jackets. Yikes.

So come on down and join us on this wild ride – we may have never reached a Conference Championship Game, and yeah, we may have blown a 24-0 lead in just 10 minutes, but hey, at least we’re entertaining, right? 😉

USD vs GBP SMP

affordability, affordable abroad, budget-friendly, Cheap, comparison, cost, currency exchange, economic contrast, expensive, Extravagant, foreign products, gbp, global market, high cost of living, imported goods, International, luxury, Overseas, price difference, smp, US, USD, value for money

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3676
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2415
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1391	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Bro, lemme tell ya about this epic Minecraft server I found, it’s like a hidden gem in the vast ocean of servers out there. Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and poops diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. And get this, every time you mine a block, a magical fairy grants you three wishes. I wished for a pet dragon, a lifetime supply of pizza, and a jetpack. Guess what? I got ’em all!

But wait, there’s more! The mobs in this server are not your average zombies and creepers. No no no, they’re actually trained circus animals who do backflips and juggle while trying to kill you. It’s like a freakin’ circus every time you go out to fight mobs. And the best part? The currency in this server is actually Skittles. Yeah, you heard me right again. Skittles. So basically, you can buy a diamond sword with a handful of Skittles. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory up in here!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a server where the owner is a unicorn, right? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those juggling zombies, they’re a real pain in the butt.

LonelyCraft: Door Open or Closed?

alone at night, bedroom door, bedtime habits, Closed, comfort, Door, door position, home environment, home safety, Lifestyle, living alone, LonelyCraft, nighttime habits, nighttime routine, Open, Peace of mind, personal preference, privacy, Safety, SECURITY, sleep habits, sleep quality, sleeping alone, solitude

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7680
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117	New Chunks Explored:	179984
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Farms Harvested:	125	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Votes:	1089	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Do you sleep with your bedroom door open or closed? Well, on our Minecraft server, you better keep it closed because you never know when a creeper might sneak in and try to tuck you in at night! Join us for the ultimate thrill of trying to survive the night with all sorts of crazy mobs trying to invade your personal space. Who needs a security system when you have zombies and skeletons patrolling your house?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and steal players’ diamonds just for fun. So if you’re looking for a challenge and some unexpected bedtime surprises, come join us on our server. Just make sure to lock your bedroom door tight!

HouthisBewareCraft

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Deterrence, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, gantz, Houthi attacks, HouthisBewareCraft, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Nuclear Threat, peacekeeping efforts, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strategic planning, Targeted strikes

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	184
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Magic Crystals Found:	7

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, you gotta know one thing: we got the craziest battles goin’ on! Like, we got this one player, Gantz, who’s out here sayin’ we gotta target Iran to stop dem Houthi attacks. It’s like a whole war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers instead of real weapons. So come join us if you wanna be part of the action and help us take down those pesky Houthi attackers! Plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret stash of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

AlmostAnarchy

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, hermitcraft, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	955
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Crops Grown:	6978
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70

Come join AlmostAnarchy and carve your legacy in this brand new 1.21.1 world. No duping, and no hacking. Its more than just survival, but it’s not quite anarchy! almostanarchy.ca

almostanarchy.ca

Bubble Regions Discovery 1.21.1

1.21.1, bizarre regional bubble, BLONDE, blue eyed, Bubble, Cultural awareness, cultural perceptions, discovery, Diversity, east asia, ethnicities, global perspectives, identity perceptions, Int, international community, misconceptions, non-white, regional differences, Regions, Russian, russians, slavs, Stereotypes, Westerns

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7114
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Dimension Hops:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Star Shards Collected:	166	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through a world where Slavs and Russians are the true non-White warriors!

Experience the bizarre and hilarious mix of Western stereotypes and East Asian perceptions in a virtual world like no other.

Build your own blonde, blue-eyed empire and show the world that Russians are the real MVPs in this crazy Minecraft adventure.

Don’t miss out on the chance to challenge traditional ideas and have a laugh while doing it on our one-of-a-kind server. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

The Gifting Crew Minecraft SMP

celebration, christmas, circumcision, CREW, Cultural, December 25th, Festive, Foreskin, funny, Gifting, Gifts, holiday, humor, Jew Santa, Minecraft, naughty or nice, Presents, Religion, Santa Claus, santa hat, Santa’s workshop, smp, Surprise, tradition, Traditions

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7730
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Votes:	5412
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	309

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and missing body parts! Rumor has it that Jew Santa is on the loose and he’s not just taking presents, he’s taking body parts too! Will you be the next victim or will you join forces with other players to uncover the truth behind this bizarre phenomenon? Only one way to find out – join our SMP today and prepare for a Christmas you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, if Jew Santa gets to you)!

Players:	99/400	Votes:	6726
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5