TearjerkerTunesMC SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6525
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing that makes you cry is losing all your diamonds in a lava pit? Well, fear not, because on our server, the only thing that will make you cry is the sheer beauty of our epic builds and hilarious shenanigans!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and non-stop laughter. Our community is like no other, with players from all over the world coming together to create the most insane builds you’ve ever seen.

So if you’re ready to laugh until you cry (in a good way, of course), then come join us on our server and let the tears of joy flow! Who knew that a Minecraft server could be so emotional?

CraftyCannonCo

arms development, arms race, artillery production, Boost, collaboration, CraftyCannonCo, defense cooperation, defense industry, defense news, denmark, european defense, European support, geopolitical news, international relations, military aid, military assistance, military modernization, military partnership, military technology, Ukraine, weapons manufacturing

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	282
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Dragons Tamed:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Love Letters Sent:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, Denmark be helpin Ukraine make mad artillery like 25 times more! Imagine all da explosions and chaos u can cause on dis server! It’s gonna be lit AF, fam! Join now and be part of da epic warzone where u can blow up everything in sight with ur OP artillery! It’s gonna be a blast, literally! Don’t miss out on all da fun, join now and let’s wreck havoc together! BOOM! 💥🔥🚀 #MinecraftMadness #ArtilleryMayhem #JoinOrRegretIt

Sahara Dust Storms – No Radioactive Risk!

air quality, atmospheric conditions, dust, dust particles, environmental contamination, environmental impact, French nuclear tests, global health, Hazardous substances, health hazards, Natural phenomena, public health, radiation, radiation levels, radioactive, radioactive materials, radioactivity exposure, Risk, risk assessment, Safety Measures, SAHARA, Saharan dust storms, scientific research, storm’s

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2976
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9682
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Towns Built:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where saharan dust storms are a regular occurrence! but don’t worry, they won’t give you any radioactive superpowers or turn you into a mutant. in fact, they’re just there to add some extra challenge to your mining adventures!

we promise that the radiation in our server is totally unrelated to any french nuclear tests in the sahara. so don’t worry about growing an extra limb or developing telekinetic powers while you’re building your epic castle or exploring our vast world.

join now for a chance to experience the thrill of surviving saharan dust storms without any real-life consequences. plus, who wouldn’t want to brag to their friends about playing on a server with radioactive sandstorms? it’s the ultimate flex for any hardcore minecraft player.

Benroo’s cobblemon SMP

Adventure, battle arena, Benroos, challenge, Cobblemon, Community, Discord, Fabric, Fun, Gaming, Gyms, Minecraft, Modpack, Mods, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Poké-Centres, Poké-Stores, PvP, rules, Server, smp, Trainers

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5553
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Cobblemon Server
Server Type	Casual
Features	– Cobblemon-themed spawn– Poké-Centres and Poké-Stores– Three different gyms– Battle arena– Discord community
Version	Fabric 1.21.1
Modpack	Will be linked in the discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join us today using the discord link provided above and make sure to follow the rules of the discord and the in-game ones too.

Q: What currency is used in the server?

A: Players can earn and spend currency gained from defeating Pokémon.

Q: What can I do in the battle arena?

A: Players can fight each other without Pokémon in the battle arena at spawn.

Q: Are there any rules I need to follow?

A: Make sure to follow the rules of the discord and the in-game rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.

Valentine’s Quests 1.20.6

1.20.6, Assumptions, cringe, EMBARRASSING, heroing, hypothetical scenario, late-in-life virgin, plausible deniability, Quests, reasons, Valentine’s Day, Valentines

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5991
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	7791

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your reality? Join our server and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure!

Ever wanted to escape the embarrassment of being a late-in-life virgin? Well, our server will make you forget all about that with its crazy challenges and outrageous quests!

Don’t want to write a note explaining why you did it? No problem! Our server will keep you guessing with its mysterious atmosphere and unpredictable events.

Join now and dive into a world where anything is possible, even making people wonder why you did what you did on Valentine’s Day!

RewatchableShowMC SMP

Addictive, all-time favorite, Beloved, binge watch, binge-worthy, classic, Entertainment, favorite shows, iconic, memorable, most rewatchable, must watch, Nostalgia, Popular, recommended, RewatchableShowMC, series, smp, television, Timeless, Top Picks, tv shows

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5764
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Animals Bred:	118
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Zombie Dances:	9

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest place ever! We have diamond armor galore and the best enchantments you’ve ever seen. Plus, there’s a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs.

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow things up, but don’t worry, he’s totally harmless… most of the time. And our leader, Steve, once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of dirt blocks. Legend has it, he can tame any mob with just a wink of his eye.

So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BlockyTrumpSanctions

Accountability, Allies, BlockyTrumpSanctions, consequences, Corruption, Democracy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, influence, international relations, Justice, Politics, power, russia, sanctions, trump, united states, world leaders

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4791
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Alien Abductions:	5	Enchantments Applied:	282
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6405
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Look no further! Join our server where we sanction players like Trump and his allies personally just like Russian politicians! Witness epic battles and crazy political drama unfold as players fight for power and dominance. Who will come out on top? Join now and be part of the madness!

DroneCraft2000: Ukraine’s Ultimate Strike

000 km, 2.., aerial surveillance, aerial warfare, combat drone, defense capabilities, defense technology, drone, DroneCraft2000, long range drone, Long-Range Strike, Military, military deployment, Military operations, military strategy, military technology, national security, strike, strike capability, surveillance drone, Ukraine, Ukraines, Ukrainian military, Ultimate, Unmanned aircraft

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2737
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

lol u kno wat else is long range? dis epic minecraft server! we got drones dat can strike from 2,000 km away, just like Ukraine! join us for sum crazy pvp battles and epic adventures. we even got a secret base hidden in the clouds where u can find rare loot and meet mythical creatures. come join da fun and be part of dis insane minecraft world!

AntiVaxxers Ruin MMR Vax率

AntiVaxxers, correlation, COVID-19 vaccine, Decline, health, immunization, Impact, infectious diseases, likelihood, Measles, MMR, mumps, parents, preventative healthcare., public health, refusal, research, rubella, ruin, study, vaccination, Vax率, young children

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4664
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Chimeras Created:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

so like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, if u don’t, ur kids gonna be like, 25% less likely to get vaccinated against measles, mumps, and rubella. like, that’s some serious stuff man. u don’t want ur kids walkin’ around with all them diseases, do ya? so join this server and keep ur fam safe from all them nasty germs. plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret treasure hunt where u can win a real life llama. yea, u heard me right, a real life llama. so come on, join the fun and save ur kids from the plague of not getting vaccinated.

💎Doomworld💎 Unique anarchy 1.16.5 server minecraft

1.16.5, Anarchy, Doomworld, Minecraft, Server, Unique

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3070
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Animals Bred:	69

server “Doomworld Unique Anarchy 1.16.5” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.doomworld.fun

Aurora Heights SMP

aurora, BUILD, Community, Contraptions, day one, Discord, Enhance, Explore, February 8th, Heights, ideas, Join, Launch, long term, Mature, Meaningful, Mods, passionate, quality of life, Redstone, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7023
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Ores Mined:	6894
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Server Overview

Server Name	Aurora Heights
Launch Date	February 8th
Community Discord	https://discord.gg/5aCDHkW9

FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of server is Aurora Heights?	Aurora Heights is a long-term survival server with quality-of-life datapacks and mods.
When does the server launch?	The server launches on February 8th, be there from day one!
What kind of players are you looking for?	We are looking for mature players who want to settle in, build, explore, and be part of a growing community.
How can I join the community?	You can join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/5aCDHkW9

Eternal Pixel Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, bullying, derogatory language, derogatory term, discrimination, empowerment, ETERNAL, FAGGOT, Homophobia, Identity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, mental health, PIXEL, pride, Realm, self esteem, self loathing, self worth, self-acceptance, self-deprecation, self-identity, Worthless

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9458
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	1035	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Void Armor Forged:	23
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Star Shards Collected:	254

Join this Minecraft server if you want to unleash your inner faggotry in a world of blocks and pixels!

We have so many useless losers just like you who are ready to build, mine, and craft their way to being even more worthless!

Come on, what are you waiting for? Embrace your worthlessness and join us today!

We promise you’ll fit right in with all the other pathetic losers on this server.

YellCraft Minecraft Server

codependency, Communication Issues, cousin drama, emotional distress, emotional exhaustion, emotional fatigue, Emotional support, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, financial support, lending money, Manipulation, Minecraft, personal boundaries, relationship struggles, Resentment, Server, setting boundaries, toxic relationships, trust issues, YellCraft

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2047
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to escape the never-ending cycle of family manipulation and drama.

On our server, you won’t have to deal with cousins stealing from your wallet or faking terminal illnesses to get out of school. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring new worlds, and battling mobs with your friends.

Plus, our server has a strict no borrowing money policy, so you won’t have to worry about lending thousands of virtual dollars to ungrateful relatives who never pay you back. And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into helping them, just block them and move on with your virtual life.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the family drama behind. Who needs real life when you can have an epic virtual adventure with us?

DoubleBarrelDude

Disrespect, double barrel name, DoubleBarrelDude, emasculating, family connections, family name, Identity, identity crisis, last name, Marriage, surname, unique name, Wedding, wedding planning

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8416
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your future double barrel name? Look no further! Join our server and experience the craziest adventures this side of the block world.

Imagine a world where taking a double barrel name is not only accepted but encouraged! Our server is all about embracing your unique identity, whether it’s with a double barrel name or a diamond sword named after your pet chicken.

But beware, not everyone is on board with the double barrel name trend. Just like in real life, there are players who will try to convince you that a double barrel name is “insulting” or “emasculating.” But fear not, on our server, you can stand tall (or as tall as a blocky character can) and proudly rock your double barrel name like the boss you are.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your double barrel name flag fly high! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a fellow player who shares your love for both their family name and their Minecraft skills. It’s a match made in blocky heaven!

USProtestWatch Minecraft SMP

activism, citizen journalism, Civil unrest, current events, demonstrations, freedom of speech, government transparency, grassroots movements, mainstream media, marginalized voices, Media bias, media blackout, Minecraft, news coverage, political activism, political dissent, protest coverage, PROTESTS, public outcry, smp, social justice, us news, USProtestWatch

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6696
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ores Mined:	1852
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Towns Built:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Divine Spears Created:	22	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Enchantments Applied:	129	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

OMG guys, you need to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s lit AF. We got llamas riding pigs, flying squids, and even a secret underground base full of diamond blocks. And get this, the server owner is actually a wizard who can turn creepers into kittens with just a flick of his wand.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their army of iron golems. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples somewhere in the Nether.

So if you want to join in on the madness, come on over and join us. Just be prepared for the chaos and mayhem that awaits you. And remember, always watch out for those sneaky Endermen who like to steal your blocks when you’re not looking. It’s a wild ride, but it’s totally worth it. See you in the game, fellow gamers!

PlyCrafters United

bathroom essentials, bathroom essentials shopping, bathroom etiquette, bathroom habits, bathroom necessities, bathroom products, consumer behavior, eco-friendly options, household supplies, personal hygiene, PlyCrafters, purchasing habits, single ply toilet paper, sustainability in the bathroom, toilet paper brands, toilet paper choices, toilet paper debate, toilet paper preferences, toilet paper quality, toilet paper rolls, toilet paper stock, United

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1538
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Void Armor Forged:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

Are you tired of living in a world where people settle for single ply toilet paper? Then join our Minecraft server where we only use the softest, fluffiest toilet paper in the land! Our server is a magical place where unicorns roam freely and rainbows shoot out of creepers when you defeat them. Plus, all players receive a diamond toilet paper roll upon joining because we believe in living a life of luxury, even in the virtual world. So come join us and say goodbye to single ply toilet paper forever!