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MistakeCraft: Learn & Laugh!

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Join our Minecraft server and learn the valuable life lesson that no matter how many times you accidentally fall into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper, you can always bounce back and rebuild stronger than before! Our server is like a crash course in resilience and perseverance, with a side of hilarious mishaps and epic fails. So come join us and turn your mistakes into epic wins!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

HezboCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Defense, extremism, FM Katz, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, HezboCraft, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, Litani River, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Peacekeeping, Politics, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Terrorism, threat, united nations

lol join our epic minecraft server where we fight hezbollah in the litani river like true warriors. we dont mess around, we take down terrorists in minecraft cuz why not? plus, our admin is a cat named katz who has a phd in blowing stuff up. come join us and be part of the most ridiculous and chaotic server out there. who needs peace when you can have explosions and epic battles instead? let’s show those terrorists who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Void Gems Collected:	36
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

HezogCraft: No More Creepers!

Assassination, Attack, Commanders, counterterrorism efforts, covert mission, CREEPERS, hezbollah, Hezbollah leaders, HezogCraft, intelligence, Israeli defense, Israeli President Herzog, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, national security, northern Israel, October 7-style, Planning, regional tensions, security threat, Terrorism, terrorist organization

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis amazin Minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally epic! We got ridonkulous battles, crazy adventures, and even a secret underground base where we keep all the rare loot!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if u join dis server, u can unlock special powers like flying unicorns and rainbow explosions! Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds that only the bravest players can find.

And get this, the server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps out all the noobs and griefers. So u can build ur dream castle without worrying about some troll destroying it with TNT.

So what are u waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior in the land of craziness and chaos! Trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Pants Party Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are so wild that even your pants might get a little too excited! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of not knowing who will poop in your pants next – it’s like a game of musical chairs, but with poop!

Our server is the perfect place for those who enjoy a good mystery and a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a poop-filled treasure hunt, searching for the elusive culprit who keeps leaving surprises in your pants.

So come on, join us and see if you can solve the mystery of the poopy pants! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and nobody will judge you for having a little accident. After all, accidents happen, especially when there’s a mischievous poop bandit on the loose!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Divine Spears Created:	16
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Smackdown Ratings Minecraft SMP Thread

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’s been causing smackdown ratings threads to go on for 12 days straight without hitting the bump limit! That’s right, even Jesus himself is like, “Dang, this server is poppin’!”

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community so wild, it’ll make your head spin. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon on our server is actually a secret agent working for the Illuminati. So if you want to uncover the truth and have a blast doing it, come join us now! Just be prepared for the ride of your life.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

DadNeedsHelp Minecraft Server

abusive father, anxiety, autism, Boundaries, Caretaker, coping, cptsd, DadNeedsHelp, depression, difficult decisions, dissociation, family trauma, Funeral, Grief, long distance, mental health, Minecraft, psychiatric center, self-care, Server, Support, Trauma

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and emotional rollercoasters? Come join our Minecraft server for a much-needed break from reality!

Our server offers a safe haven away from toxic family dynamics and crazy situations. No more throwing heavy objects out of windows or dealing with paranoid parents who think everyone is out to get them. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring a virtual world free from real-life drama.

Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the struggles of dealing with family issues. You won’t find any narcissistic “fathers” or traumatized mothers here – just a group of gamers looking to have a good time.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real world behind for a while. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than helping your mom move her stuff into a new apartment while dealing with anxiety, depression, and CPTSD. Let’s block out the negativity and build something awesome together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

DadTherapySwapOrImMute

Communication, compromise, DadTherapySwapOrImMute, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Therapy, Father & Son Relationships, individual autonomy., mother’s day, parent-child relationships, personal boundaries, sibling relationships, stepfamily, Therapy, therapy challenges, therapy goals, therapy outcomes, therapy progress, therapy resistance, therapy sessions

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your stepfamily drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive arguments, outrageous demands, and therapy sessions that make you question your sanity.

Reasons to join our server: 1) Celebrate Mother’s Day with us and watch as chaos ensues when you refuse to acknowledge your stepmom as your real mom. 2) Write only your dad’s name on everything, because who needs a stepmom anyway? 3) Seek advice from your dad only, because let’s be real, stepmoms just don’t cut it. 4) Refuse to call your step and half siblings your real siblings, because blood is thicker than water, right? 5) Keep your distance from your step and half siblings, because who has time for bonding when you’re too busy causing family drama? 6) Throw a fit over a family photo being added to your “childhood years” book, because who needs memories with the stepfamily?

Join now and experience therapy sessions that make you question everything you thought you knew about family dynamics. Who needs a functional family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft server instead? Don’t be petulant about it, just join in on the madness!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

LifeImprovement Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever bought a diamond sword in Minecraft and felt like an absolute boss? Well, imagine joining our insane Minecraft SMP where every player gets a free enchanted diamond sword just for logging in!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays enchanted golden eggs that grant wishes when cracked open. Join our SMP and you might just become the next Chicken Knight, riding into battle on a giant chicken steed!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of ridiculousness that will make you question your life choices in the best way possible!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Enchantments Applied:	269
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

FetishCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and surviving? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your weirdest fetishes! From building giant statues of your favorite anime characters to role-playing as a potato farmer who saves the world from evil carrots, we’ve got it all!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and even participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon! Our community is full of quirky and hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your weirdest fetishes run wild in the world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Villages Defended:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CraftyComrades

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OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like the wild west but with blocks and creepers! We got more drama than a soap opera, like the time a bunch of llamas took over the town square and demanded better hay. And don’t even get me started on the time a group of zombies tried to start a dance crew but kept tripping over their own feet.

But the real reason you gotta join is because we have the best parties in all of Minecraft land. We throw raves in the Nether, beach parties on the shores of the End, and even a fancy dinner party in the middle of a lava lake (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant suits).

So come on down and join the fun, just watch out for the flying pigs and the singing skeletons. And whatever you do, don’t mention the giant chicken that’s been terrorizing the villagers. Trust me, you don’t want to get on her bad side.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Void Gems Collected:	29
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Crops Grown:	2641

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Slap Fighting Madness – Brain Damage Edition

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come join our minecraft server, where we slap fight for fun and maybe a lil brain damage! doctors are worried about us, but we just laugh and keep slapping each other silly. half of us got concussions but who cares when you’re having a blast in the virtual world? join us now and see if you can survive the slapocalypse!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

What is the IP for Bay Area Buggs Minecraft Server?

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Bay Area Buggs is a popular YouTube content creator known for his gaming and commentary videos. He rose to fame through his Grand Theft Auto V roleplay series and has since diversified his content to include a wide range of popular games. With a dedicated fan base and millions of views on his channel, Bay Area Buggs continues to entertain and engage audiences with his unique brand of humor and gaming expertise.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7888	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
New Chunks Explored:	716017	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Perakees Survival

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JOIN: perakee.xyz MAP: http://perakee.xyz:8123/

DISCORD: https://discord.gg/jYXUVqzM7E

Voicechat mod is optional, cheaters get banned, runs on dedicated hardware in Europe.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Soycraft: Where the soybeans battle it out with McMMO skills and Dynmap on Version 1.20.6!

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Server Information

Server IP	mc.soybooru.com
Version	1.20.6

New factions server with plugins such as Medieval Factions, McMMO and Dynmap. Come join because we would really like you to join and we are waiting for new players to bring the server back to life and such if you know what I mean.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What plugins does the server have?	The server has plugins such as Medieval Factions, McMMO, and Dynmap.
Is the server looking for new players?	Yes, the server is looking for new players to bring the server back to life.
Can I join the server right now?	Yes, you can join the server using the provided IP address.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

””> Watching TV” Minecraft Server

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> So you’re just chilling, watching TV on your couch when suddenly, BAM! A Spanish ad pops up out of nowhere. It’s like your geolocation is trying to tell you something. It’s a sign, my friend. A sign that you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP.

> Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is so lit, even your geolocation is getting in on the action. Imagine building your own virtual empire while also decoding secret messages from the universe. It’s like playing Minecraft and solving a mystery at the same time. Mind blown, right?

> So come on, join us on this wild ride of Spanish ads and geolocation shenanigans. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you on our server. It’s gonna be a wild, wacky, and totally unpredictable adventure. Don’t miss out!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Enchantments Applied:	250	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2