Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you cry tears of boredom? Well, look no further because our server will make you cry tears of joy! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking cows. Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again! So come on, join our server and prepare to laugh until you cry (happy tears, of course)!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 109/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed: 6 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18
Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • 20sMistakeMinecraftSMP

    20sMistakeMinecraftSMP
    Joining our Minecraft SMP and not experiencing the absolute chaos and hilarity that ensues on a daily basis! Seriously, if you’re not here, you’re missing out on epic battles with giant chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare blocks for enchanted cookies. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny is hidden somewhere in our world, just waiting for a brave soul to claim it and become the ultimate ruler of the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride that will make all your 20s mistakes pale in comparison!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Falling into the Void: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • ShadowShenanigans

    ShadowShenanigans
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your shadow has a mind of its own! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where your shadow might just decide to pull pranks on you when you least expect it.

    Picture this: you’re building a majestic castle, only to turn around and see your shadow moonwalking on the walls like it’s auditioning for a dance competition. Or maybe you’re deep in a cave, mining for diamonds, when suddenly your shadow starts singing show tunes at the top of its lungs, alerting all the creepers in the vicinity.

    But fear not, because on our server, your shadow is not just a nuisance – it’s also your trusty sidekick! Need help fighting off a horde of zombies? Your shadow will whip out a sword and start slicing and dicing like a pro. Want to impress your friends with some sick parkour skills? Your shadow will show off its acrobatic moves, making you the envy of all.

    So come join us on this wacky Minecraft adventure, where your shadow is more than just a silhouette – it’s a mischievous companion that will keep you on your toes (literally)!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • UkrainianShellCrafters

    UkrainianShellCrafters
    hey u! do u like explosions and big booms? well do we have the server for u! we got ukraine making 155mm artillery shells and howitzers like it’s nobody’s business. come join us for some epic battles and watch the sky light up with fireworks (aka explosions). why settle for boring old minecraft when u can have a server that’s literally blowing up? join now for a blast of a time!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 15 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • BreadSRV II

    BreadSRV II

    14 Friendly members, a few plugins and monthly build themes to follow for a reward (join discord). There are a few rules you must follow if you want to stay here. RULES:

    No Griefing.

    No cheating/hacking OR XRAY.

    No stealing peoples items from chests.

    No killing other players without a reason for it.

    No dupe glitches or exploits. If you do NOT follow the rules, you will be kicked from the Minecraft server, and given a warning, if you continue breaking the rules after the 3rd warning, you will be permanently banned.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 24
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 2164
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Magic Wands Crafted: 12

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • The Hangover: Semi-Spicy PVE Edition

    The Hangover: Semi-Spicy PVE Edition

    The Hangout Minecraft Server

    Overview: Where adventure meets community!

    Why Join Us? Our server offers a unique gameplay experience with amazing features designed for both casual players and hardcore Minecraft enthusiasts.

    Key Features:

    Discord Integration Chat with friends, coordinate builds, and stay updated on server events even when you’re not in-game.
    In-Game Events Hosted by Admins Our admins regularly host exciting events, competitions, and challenges.
    Respawning Ender Dragon Face the ultimate challenge every night! The Ender Dragon respawns at midnight.
    Single Player Sleep No need to wait for everyone to sleep! One player can sleep through the night.
    Bending for Subscribers Unlock the power of Water, Earth, Fire, and Air for our subscribers.

    Join the Community: Our community is always welcoming new players, whether you’re looking for friends or epic builds.

    Ready to Join?

    Server IP: 74.95.135.190

    Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/hG8kPs69KP

    We can’t wait to see you in-game! 🌟

    FAQs:

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Simply input the server IP provided above in your Minecraft client and connect to join the server.

    Q: Is there a whitelist for the server?

    A: No, our server is open to all players who wish to join.

    Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

    A: Of course! The more, the merrier. Share the server IP and Discord invite link with your friends.

    Q: Are there rules on the server?

    A: Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive gameplay experience for all players. You can find the rules listed in our Discord server.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 33 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Dimension Hops: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 9066
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Decent Vidya Minecraft Server

    Decent Vidya Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring and mediocre video game adaptations? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate gaming experience you’ve been waiting for! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and hidden surprises waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond-encrusted llama roaming around, just waiting to be tamed by a brave adventurer like yourself.

    But that’s not all – we also have a giant chicken statue that shoots fireballs out of its beak, a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the clouds, and a dance party every Friday night where all the mobs come together to boogie down. And did we mention the talking cows? Yeah, we’ve got those too.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gaming experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 9970
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Potions Brewed: 200 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 25 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Liquidated Link Minecraft SMP

    Liquidated Link Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride of insanity, with players pulling off the most ridiculous stunts and pranks you can imagine.

    Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig into battle, or see a chicken army take over a village. Our community is full of crazy characters who will stop at nothing to make you laugh until you cry.

    And if you think you can handle the madness, come on over and try to survive the chaos. Just be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 19
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • BrokeBlockMateKickedOut

    BrokeBlockMateKickedOut
    Are you tired of living with freeloading friends who can’t pay their share of the rent? Join our Minecraft server where everyone pulls their weight – literally! No more moochers taking advantage of your kindness, just pure gaming fun with responsible players who know how to pay their virtual dues.

    Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about your in-game house getting repossessed because your roommate forgot to chip in for the virtual mortgage. On our server, everyone is financially responsible and understands the importance of keeping the lights on in the virtual world.

    Say goodbye to awkward conversations about missed payments and hello to epic adventures with fellow gamers who actually contribute to the virtual economy. Join now and experience the thrill of playing with responsible adults who know how to handle their virtual finances. Trust us, you’ll never want to go back to living with freeloading friends in the real world after experiencing the financial freedom of our Minecraft server!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 10 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 281 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • BoomCraft Minecraft Server

    BoomCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it literally explodes like a sarmat missile during a test in russia? well, this is the place for you, my dude!

    imagine logging on and being greeted by a giant explosion that sends you flying into a world of pure chaos and fun. our server is so insane, it will blow your mind (literally)!

    we have crazy builds, epic battles, and the most ridiculous mini-games you’ve ever seen. plus, our community is like a family of deranged unicorns who just want to have a good time.

    so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will leave you speechless (and maybe a little singed), come join us and experience the madness for yourself. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re scared of explosions, then maybe stay away).

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Potions Brewed: 117
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • BlockBlastersMC

    BlockBlastersMC
    LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing getting struck is your funny bone! We have more explosions than a Russia-Ukraine conflict, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt (except for the occasional creeper explosion).

    With over 20 players getting “wounded” by our hilarious pranks and epic battles, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Build your own apartment block and watch out for those sneaky Russian strikes – they might just be looking for diamonds!

    Join now for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions (but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 19 Love Letters Sent: 16
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • TRAVEL MC

    TRAVEL MC

    Welcome To TRAVEL MC network.This Server is made for people Cracked/Premium.Java/Pe To Play Together And Got A Professional LifeSteal Server Experience.Join This Server And Become A Part of This Community

    Thanks For Join!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 29
    Buildings Constructed: 19 Gryphons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • SABEX | PRIVATE VANILLA SERVER Minecraft server

    SABEX | PRIVATE VANILLA SERVER Minecraft server

    Private vanilla minecraft server.PlasmoVoice

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Farms Harvested: 509 Endless Legions Commanded: 21
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6 Portal Loops Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • The Complex SMP server: Where we complicate the vanilla just for fun! Version 1.21.1

    The Complex SMP server: Where we complicate the vanilla just for fun! Version 1.21.1

    Simple SMP Minecraft Server

    A new world awaits…Server IP: simplesmp.org

    Discord: https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

    Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool.

    Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be.

    Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey.

    Grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and venture forth into an endless world. Embark on an authentic Minecraft playthrough, free from distractions and convolutions.

    Our server uses minimal plugins for simplicity.

    Powered by a self-owned, high-spec dedicated server enhanced with a finely tuned Linux kernel and bespoke software for exceptional performance.

    No world border – discover a vast and unexplored world.

    No land claiming or grief prevention – the whole world can be yours for the taking.

    No pay-to-win – everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive.

    Going on for over eight years, Simple SMP remains one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Are there any rules on the server? No ridiculous rules, just be cool and respectful to others.
    Can I claim any land? No, there is no land claiming on the server.
    Is the server pay-to-win? No, everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive without paying.
    How long has the server been running? The server has been running for over eight years.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Minecraft server: Skullgirls General & Friends

    Minecraft server: Skullgirls General & Friends
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the Autumn fun edition, where you can experience the thrill of Skullgirls 2nd Encore in a whole new way!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! How about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other? Or maybe you’re enticed by the promise of finding hidden treasures guarded by dancing skeletons in our custom-built dungeons?

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in weekly tournaments where the prize is a magical diamond sword that can shoot fireballs (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows who will teach you how to build the ultimate castle.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Skullgirls champion of the Minecraft world!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Lunatic Minecraft SMP

    Lunatic Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where insanity meets experimentation in the most hilarious way possible! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being a patient in a wacky 60s-80s insane asylum run by a head guy who thinks he’s a mad scientist.

    Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining for diamonds, when suddenly you’re whisked away to a world where patients have demon worlds in their heads. It’s like Lovecraft meets Minecraft, with a touch of Silence of the Lambs and Girl, Interrupted thrown in for good measure.

    So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where you can build your own padded cell, participate in crazy experiments, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the asylum? Plus, the head guy is always looking for new test subjects, so you’ll never be bored!

    Don’t miss out on the insanity – join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 New Chunks Explored: 274858
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 19

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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