| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 5495 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 36 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 236 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 43 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
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| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 4321 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 86 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.
Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.
Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.
So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥
| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 1401 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 85 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!
| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 5450 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 50 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 2196 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 25 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 37 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.
Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 5605 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 12 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4682 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!
Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.
So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?
| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 5467 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 57 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5889 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 20 |
And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.
So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 2460 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 187 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 15 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 212 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic pixelated parties you’ve ever seen. We’re talking block parties that make Coachella look like a backyard BBQ. Get ready to dance the night away with Enderman and his sick dance moves, or chill by the pool with Zombie and Skeleton sipping on pixelated cocktails.
And if you’re looking for some drama, look no further. Our server is like a pixelated soap opera, with love triangles between Villager, Witch, and Iron Golem, and epic battles between Wither and Ender Dragon that will leave you on the edge of your block.
So come join our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride filled with pixelated fun, drama, and romance. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in the world of blocks and pixels?
| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 1428 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 99 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 32 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Wilderness Tamed: | 15 |
| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 7863 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 335 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 2121 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 11 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Votes: | 6473 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 2251 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 17 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
IMAGINE UNLOCKING ANCIENT SECRETS WHILE CRAFTING DIAMOND ARMOR AND TROLLING OTHER PLAYERS WITH PRANKS. THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, AND U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THE FUN. JOIN NOW AND BECOME A PART OF THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE EVER!!! 🤪🔥🎮
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 7562 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 4594 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 6 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1274 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you may wonder? Because our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that only the chosen ones can find. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will be blessed with infinite diamonds and enchanted gear!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see in Minecraft. From flying pigs to talking cows, you’ll never know what kind of crazy critters you’ll come across on our server.
And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the depths of our custom-built dungeons, where you’ll face off against the most challenging mobs and bosses you’ve ever encountered. Only the strongest and most skilled players will emerge victorious!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and embark on the wildest and wackiest adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 6962 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Votes: | 1008 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and a secret treasure chest filled with rare loot like Netherite armor and enchanted weapons. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles, it’s like Hunger Games but with more explosions and flying pigs!
So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re afraid of getting pranked by our resident troll, Steve the Sheep. But hey, it’s all part of the fun, am I right? 😂🐑🔥🎮
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 2821 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Love Letters Sent: | 20 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 18 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
On our server, you can create your own virtual North Pole and become the ultimate Santa Claus, delivering gifts to all the Minecraft villagers. But watch out for the mischievous elves who like to prank unsuspecting players with exploding presents!
If you’re feeling a bit Grinchy this holiday season, come join us and unleash your inner Scrooge by griefing other players’ Christmas-themed builds. Who needs peace on earth and goodwill towards men when you can cause chaos and mayhem instead?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to boring old Christmas traditions. Let’s make this holiday season one to remember (or forget)!
| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 4817 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 39 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 658 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
join this server if you wanna be part of the drama, man. we got alliances forming, betrayals happening, it’s like Game of Thrones but with pixelated pigs. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna leave. so come on, join us and let’s make some epic memories together. oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds? yeah, it’s totally a thing.
