Team Round House MC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MysticCraft Land 1.21

Censorship, controversial, double standards, freedom of speech, gay cock, Homosexuality, humor, Land, LGBTQ, LHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, MysticCraft, offensive, outrage culture, pisslam, Political Correctness, Provocative, Religion, satire, shock value, social commentary, taboo

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1708
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Alien Abductions:	5	Void Gems Collected:	37
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and confusion! We have players running around like headless chickens, building upside-down houses, and creating pixel art of their favorite memes. It’s a total mind-bending experience that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. Don’t miss out on the absolute madness that is our server!

Furiosa’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

Action Movie, Adventure, badass character, charlize theron, desert wasteland, dystopian future, female empowerment, Female Protagonist, feminist icon, Furiosas, George Miller, iconic role, Imperator Furiosa, mad max, memorable quotes, Minecraft, nicholas hoult, one-armed warrior, post-apocalyptic, Remember Furiosa, smp, strong female lead, Tom Hardy, war rig

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7110
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Emeralds Found:	2265
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Well, forget about her because she’s got nothing on our Minecraft SMP! Join us if you want to ride into battle on a llama armed with a diamond sword and a stack of TNT. Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear sunglasses to protect their eyes from all the explosions. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties with the Ender Dragon. So if you’re ready to embark on a crazy adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of mayhem, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP!

BrotherBlameGameCraft

Accountability, alcoholism, bipolar disorder, Boundaries, BrotherBlameGameCraft, college, Communication, family, financial struggles, forgiveness, Jealousy, mental health, parenting, personal responsibility, Resentment, self improvement, self worth, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry, success, toxic relationships

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	977
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
New Chunks Explored:	761190	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Alien Abductions:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft your way to relaxation and fun!

Join us and leave behind the craziness of family drama like the one described above. On our server, you won’t have to worry about your brother shaming you or blaming you for his problems. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds.

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to deal with jealous siblings or crazy family dynamics. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! So come join us and leave the real world behind for a while. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun here!

EndgameHauntsMeMinecraftSMP

Cinema, EndgameHauntsMeMinecraftSMP, ending, film, Haunting, haunting films, haunting moments, haunting movie endings, haunting movies, haunting scenes, Movie, Mystery, psychological thriller, Suspense, Thriller, unresolved, unresolved ending, unresolved mystery, unresolved plot, unresolved questions, unresolved storyline

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	529
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	New Chunks Explored:	57660
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Falling into the Void:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like the movie ending that haunts you forever, but in a good way! Like, imagine if the server was a movie and the ending was so crazy, you couldn’t stop thinking about it. That’s what this SMP is like, but with blocks and stuff.

Like, one time I was building a house and a creeper blew it up, but then a magical unicorn appeared and rebuilt it with rainbow blocks. It was so epic, I couldn’t believe my eyes. And then, like, a dragon swooped down and gave me a diamond sword that shoots lasers. I know, it sounds crazy, but it totally happened.

So, if you want to experience movie-ending-level craziness in Minecraft, you have to join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, there’s free cake for everyone who joins. Who doesn’t love free cake, am I right? Join now and prepare for the most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life! 🍰🦄🐉🌈 #MovieEndingSMP #CakeIsLife

LoveCraftMC

acts of service, appreciation, Communication, emotional connection, emotional needs, expressing love, Love And Communication, love and relationships, love language, LoveCraftMC, personal growth, physical touch, primary love language, quality time, receiving gifts, relationship dynamics, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, showing affection, Understanding, words of affirmation

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3001
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	150	Divine Spears Created:	22
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2849
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and survival? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with a love language twist! That’s right, on our server, you can communicate with your fellow players using heart emojis, love letters, and even serenading them with love songs in-game.

But that’s not all! We have special events like speed dating where you can find your Minecraft soulmate, and couples building challenges where you and your partner can show off your teamwork skills. And if you’re feeling extra romantic, you can even propose to your in-game crush with a virtual diamond ring!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s all about spreading the love (literally), then join us now and get ready to experience a whole new level of gameplay. Who knows, you might even find your one true blocky love on our server!

TelAvivTNTBoomz

CASUALTIES, Conflict, Dozen, global crisis, Houthi, international news, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military attack, missile strike, Political unrest, RETALIATION, security threat, Tel Aviv, TelAvivTNTBoomz, Tension, Terrorism, violence, War, Wounds, Yemen

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6170
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Enchantments Applied:	205	Divine Spears Created:	24
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting struck is your funny bone! we got more explosions than a houthi missile strike in tel aviv, but don’t worry, no one gets hurt except maybe your sides from laughing so hard. we’ve got crazy mini games like “dodge the creeper” and “sheep rodeo” where you can ride sheep like a pro. plus, our community is so lit, it’s like a firework show every day. so come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the only thing getting wounded is your boredom!

Aqua & Gruel: Neolithic Noms

agriculture, Ancient, Aqua, archaeology, Bread, Cooking, Culinary, diet, discoveries, Early Neolithic, Farmers, Food, grains, gruel, History, Meal, Neolithic, Noms, nutrition, research, Scandinavia, Scandinavian culture, Water

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6967
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Star Shards Collected:	81
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	483
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

hey u! ya u, lookin for a wild ride in minecraft? well u gotta join this server cuz we got WATER AND GRUEL – NOT BREAD! that’s right, we’re all about that neolithic farmer diet up in here.

imagine chowin down on some gruel while buildin a sick castle with ur pals. who needs bread when u got gruel, right? plus, we got a whole storyline about how the neolithic farmers in scandinavia survived on this diet and thrived. it’s like a history lesson, but way more fun cuz it’s in minecraft.

so come on over and join the party! build, survive, and eat gruel like a true neolithic farmer. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Crafted Survival

Additions, Bedrock Port, Community, crafted, Discord, Environment, Friendly, Fun, griefer-free, INCLUSIVE, Ip:, mojang, Playtime, Semi Vanilla, Server, Survival, Trailer, Trust, Tweaks, Vanilla, Voting, welcome

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7328
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Runes Activated:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Crafted Survival Server Overview

Feature	Description
Land Claiming	Players can claim land to protect their builds
Shopping District	Dedicated area for player shops and trading
Homes and TPA	Players can set homes and teleport to other players
Live World Map	Interactive map of the server world
Mob Heads	Chance to get mob heads as drops
One Player Sleep	One player can sleep to skip the night
Ranks	Ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting
Active Player Base	Community of active players

Discord: https://discord.gg/qJAx8w3jcn

Server Trailer: https://youtu.be/qu5nJmSbEMA?si=U4bYORadEgOny1cm

IP: play.craftedsurvival.net

Bedrock Port: 19132

We can’t wait to welcome you to our server! ❤️

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply connect using the IP play.craftedsurvival.net

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, we have measures in place to prevent griefing and maintain a friendly community

Q: How can I claim land?

A: Use the land claiming feature to protect your builds

Azure Realm 1.20

4koma, AZURE, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, Commissions, Events, general, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Haruna, Izuna, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Realm, Resources, Scrimmages, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6147
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Yo, bros, come join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in your brain but with blocks and stuff. We got guides and resources that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And guess what? We have circles, clubs, and friends waiting for you to join so you can build epic stuff together.

Forget about reality, jump into this server and experience 4koma, manga, side content, PVs, and shorts that will make you question everything you know about Minecraft. Plus, we have limited edition characters like Yuuka, Mari, and Haruna waiting for you to collect.

Don’t miss our Christmas Livestream, it’s gonna be lit like a Nether portal on fire. And the events? Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council is the wildest thing you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Join us for Grand Assault with Binah and Limit Break Assault with The Fury of Set, it’s gonna be crazier than a pig riding a minecart.

And if that’s not enough, we have banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits because why not? Patch notes, events, and double everything – we got it all. So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and let’s make Minecraft weirder than ever before!

Fujimi Lovers Special – Minecraft SMP Oneshot – The End

adaptation, anniversary, anniversary release, Comic, commemoration, Conclusion, conclusion to story, Drama, End.., Fujimi, Fujimi Lovers, LA adaptation, long awaited, Lovers, Manga, Minecraft, OneShot, Release, romance, series, smp, Special, Story, TL inside

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3364
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Enchantments Applied:	96
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: a server where the mobs have taken over and are now the rulers of the land. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to overthrow these mob overlords and restore peace to the server. But beware, the mobs are not your average Minecraft enemies – they have evolved into super intelligent beings with a thirst for power!

But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that the city is guarded by a giant chicken who only speaks in riddles. Will you be able to crack the code and claim the treasure for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a mysterious portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy. But be warned, the candy creatures are not as sweet as they seem and will do anything to protect their sugary world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in this wacky world!

Dad vs Father-In-Law Minecraft Server

Communication, dad, DAUGHTER, Disappointment, facetiming, family, father in-law, Fatherinlaw, Gifts, GRANDPA, Grandparents, in-laws, luggage, Minecraft, minnie mouse, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, road trip, roadtrip, Server, suitcase, Surprise, text

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3303
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Alien Abductions:	4

Are you tired of family drama interfering with your Minecraft adventures? Join our server and escape the real world craziness! We promise no one will fight over suitcases here, unless it’s a virtual one filled with diamonds! Build your own Minnie Mouse suitcase (or two, we won’t judge) and embark on a road trip to explore our epic world. No need to worry about surprise gifts from grandparents, just pure, unadulterated fun! So come join us and leave the family drama behind – unless you want to bring it into the game for some hilarious role-playing shenanigans!

CraftyNickHater123

Assertiveness, Boundaries, chosen name, Communication, Confrontation, coworker, CraftyNickHater123, discomfort, hate, humor, Key & Peele, mispronunciation, name change, Nickname, personal identity, pronounciation, Respect, sensitivity, skit, work environment

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1946
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Don’t let a pesky coworker ruin your love for your new name. On our server, you can be called whatever you please, whether it’s your actual name or a funny mispronunciation. Let your creativity run wild and build a world where your name is always pronounced correctly, no matter what.

So come on over and join us on this epic Minecraft journey! Leave behind the real world worries and dive into a world where your name is respected and cherished, just like your love for Minecraft. Let’s build, mine, and explore together, because on this server, your name will always be pronounced with love and care.

NorwayVibes Minecraft SMP

#sustainability, clean air, cultural heritage, Fishing, Fjords, innovation, midnight sun, Minecraft, Nature, Nordic cuisine, northern lights, norway, NorwayVibes, oslo, outdoor adventures, quality of life, Scandinavian, skiing, smp, social welfare, travel destination, viking history, winter sports

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5316
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Star Shards Collected:	155
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190

Lol, bro, let me tell you about this insane Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally lit! So, like, this server is like the Norway of Minecraft servers, ya know? It’s like, so epic and cool and stuff.

First of all, the spawn area is like a magical forest filled with unicorns and rainbows and, like, flying pigs or something. And the best part is, you can ride the unicorns and pigs around the spawn area, like, how crazy is that?!

But wait, there’s more! The admins on this server are like actual wizards or something, because they can grant you wishes and stuff. Like, one time I asked for a diamond sword and they gave me a whole stack of them! It was insane, bro.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground base that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with, like, stacks on stacks of diamonds and emeralds? Yeah, that’s a thing on this server.

So, like, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s as epic as Norway, then you gotta join this server, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

DinoLoverzCraft

ancient creatures, ancient extinction events, ancient species, DinoLoverzCraft, Dinosaurs, dodo birds, extinct animals, extinct dinosaurs, extinct species, extinct wildlife, favorite extinct animals, fossilized remains, ice age mammals, mammoths, natural history, Paleontology, passenger pigeons, past 60 million years, prehistoric animals, saber-toothed tigers, Woolly rhinoceros

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4131
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further because our server is all about extinct animals from the past 60 million years! Join us and ride on the back of a T-Rex while battling a pack of saber-toothed tigers.

Ever wanted to see a woolly mammoth in real life? Well, on our server, you can ride one into battle against a giant sloth! And don’t even get me started on the dodo bird races we have every Sunday.

So if you’re a history buff who loves a good laugh, come join us on our server and experience the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

NukeCraft Server: Argentina’s Atomic Adventure

#sustainability, Adventure, argentina, Argentinas, ATOMIC, Development, electricity, ENERGY, energy independence, energy production, energy security, energy sources, Environment, Expansion, Government, Infrastructure, milei, nuclear energy, nuclear reactors, nukecraft, policy, power, renewable energy, Server, Technology

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8100
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3624
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

come join our server for the most explosive experience ever! we have so much nuclear energy, you’ll think you’re in argentina! our reactors are so powerful, they’ll make your minecraft world glow like never before. who needs diamonds when you have radioactive materials to mine? join us now and help us reach our goal of having more reactors than argentina! it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

Players:	92/300	Votes:	4541
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Runes Activated:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Emeralds Found:	2262	Animals Bred:	173
Chimeras Created:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3