Horror MMORPG Minecraft server themed after “The Backrooms” creepy pasta! 5+ Levels, 100+ Custom Items, Custom Entities, Bosses, Leveling, Cosmetics and even more!
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 25 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
We have a strict no-Trump policy, so you won’t have to worry about any ridiculous bans or anti-LGBTQ+ rules here. Our community is all about inclusivity and acceptance, so you can be yourself without fear of discrimination.
Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker on the server where you can hide out from any impending bloodbaths or wars. Who needs real-world drama when you can just chill in your virtual safe haven?
So come join us on our server and leave all the real-world nonsense behind. Because let’s face it, Minecraft is way more fun than dealing with Trump’s shenanigans.
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
But that’s not all – we also have the most epic FNF mod you’ve ever seen! Join us for some insane battles and show off your rhythm skills. And if you’re worried about low effort replies, don’t worry – we only accept the most creative and hilarious responses here.
So come join us on this server where the only thing you’ll be obsessed with is having a good time. Don’t be a dumbass, join us now!
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Potions Brewed: | 54 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Forget about going to restaurants, bars, or movies – on our server, the only thing on the menu is adventure! Travel to exotic lands, party like there’s no tomorrow, and find love in the most unexpected places (hint: it might involve a creeper).
So put down that textbook, log off those forums, and join us for the time of your life. Who needs real life experiences when you can have all the fun and excitement of Minecraft right at your fingertips? See you in the game, where the only drugs you’ll need are the ones that make you see pink sheep!
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted bacon, rumored to give you the power of flight and the ability to summon a herd of rainbow sheep at will.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas armed with laser beams. That’s right, laser beam llamas.
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become part of the most insane Minecraft community around. And remember, on our server, we don’t ban players – we simply send them to the Nether realm to mine for diamonds for all eternity. Cheers!
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 21 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous shenanigans and insane stories. From building giant phallic structures to starting wars over who stole whose diamonds, there’s never a dull moment on the Housewife’s Bull Edition SMP.
But that’s not all! We have a special event every week where players must dress up as their favorite senran character and participate in a battle royale to see who will be crowned the ultimate shinobi. Trust us, things get heated (literally, because we set the arena on fire).
So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to lose all sense of sanity and dignity along the way. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But beware, for the dungeon was guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen twerking to dubstep music. Only the bravest and craziest players dare to enter and claim the treasure for themselves.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Missouri slut herself, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank and troll. Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat her in a dance-off, she’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.
So come join us on the Missouri slut Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next?
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decision-making and absurd situations. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to get caught up in a scandalous plot twist! So why wait? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos of our unpredictable server. Just remember, anything goes in this crazy world of blocky adventures!
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Join our Minecraft server where you don’t have to recite the pledge of allegiance every morning, because let’s be real, who even knows all the words anyway? Just focus on building epic structures and fighting off creepers!
Forget clapping in theatres for capeshit, on our server, you’ll be applauded every time you mine a diamond or defeat the Ender Dragon. Who needs superhero movies when you can be the hero of your own Minecraft world?
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 30 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
| Magic Items Found: | 5782 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic PvP tournaments, and even tame a dragon as your loyal steed. Who needs a boring old horse when you can ride a fire-breathing beast into battle?
But that’s not all! We have secret underground caves filled with treasure, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a talking chicken who will give you quests to complete for fabulous rewards. And did we mention the disco party every Friday night in the Nether? Get your dancing shoes on because it’s lit!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Up or down? Who cares when you can go sideways!
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
