Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 62 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 8 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 27 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 33 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
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