Tea Smp | New Minecraft Servers 2024

PixelPretties

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What is the one thing you always notice first about a Minecraft server? Is it the epic builds, the crazy redstone contraptions, or the abundance of diamond blocks? Well, our server has all that and more! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a majestic beast that guards the most precious treasures in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle, build a castle out of TNT, and challenge your friends to a game of spleef on a floating island made entirely of cake? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

LootCraft Gaza: No Aid for You!

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LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off baddies like the IDF fights off Gaza terrorists! we protect our loot like it’s a precious aid truck full of diamonds and emeralds! join us for crazy battles and epic adventures! who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in minecraft?! come join us now and be a part of the action!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Helosion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Vanilla

New games, leaderboards, and everything you need to have fun. Find all the classic features of a mini-game server, while discovering everything we can still bring.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Ores Mined:	3655
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Crafty Minds Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all your wildest Minecraft fantasies!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing! But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a ferocious pack of zombie chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.

If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on our custom-built PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but exploding watermelons and flying pigs as weapons. Trust us, it’s as ridiculous and hilarious as it sounds!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with friendly creepers and funky skeletons. Just make sure you bring your best dance moves and a stack of emeralds to impress the DJ!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Star Shards Collected:	295

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our epic SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk and tell jokes. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Love Letters Sent:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Secret Passages Found:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CreeperAvoider – They blew up my house!

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Are you tired of running into creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret weapon – the Unicorn Sword! Yes, you heard that right. This magical sword not only defeats enemies with one hit but also shoots rainbow lasers! Join our server now and become the ultimate unicorn warrior!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot. Rumor has it that if you can find and befriend Blocky Bigfoot, he will grant you three wishes. Imagine all the diamonds and enchanted gear you could wish for! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on an epic quest to find Blocky Bigfoot!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also known for its epic dance parties. Every Saturday night, all players gather in the virtual club to show off their best dance moves and party the night away. Who knew Minecraft could be so lit?

So say goodbye to boring old servers and join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

BlazeCraft Minecraft Server

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LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A UKRAINIAN DRONE STRIKE BUT IN MINECRAFT!!! JOIN US AND BLOW UP ARMS DEPOTS IN NORTHWESTERN RUSSIA FOR FUNZIES!!! WATCH THE EXPLOSIONS AND CHAOS UNFOLD AS YOU BATTLE IT OUT WITH OTHER PLAYERS IN EPIC PVP BATTLES!!! WHO NEEDS PEACE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE EXPLOSIONS?!?! JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF THE MADNESS!!!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CraftyWelcomeCulture

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so, like, u know how germany was all like “come on in, we welcome u with open arms” to migrants? well, turns out, now they’re like “nah, we changed our minds, go away.” but, like, not everyone is into that vibe, ya know? so, if u wanna escape the drama and just have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we don’t care where u come from, as long as u bring ur block-building skills and a sense of humor. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the whole show. they’re like, the real bosses. so, if u wanna hang out with cool llamas and build epic structures, come join us! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Holy Coconut

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We are a new German server with a lovely community! We offer you a new SMP so that everyone can rest and build a new world!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ores Mined:	7571	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Raftel

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PvP-Factions Unique 1.21 TNT Disable 2000 blocks around spawn Farmable In-Game Grades Competitive Ranking | Faction | Individual PvP Top Faction/PVP/Build Reward Regular events Server opening on October 18, 2024 Beta registration on our website

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Meteorites Collected:	0	Potions Brewed:	155

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

MineReam Minecraft Server

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MineReam is a unique Minecraft server where survival meets role-playing elements and exciting mysticism. Here you will find a well-thought-out plot, regular unique events and an atmosphere that immerses you in unforgettable adventures. A friendly community will support every player, and the absence of private zones creates a dynamic gaming environment where your actions and decisions matter. Join us and become a part of this amazing universe!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	9083	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Love Letters Sent:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
New Chunks Explored:	418469	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

NijiEN’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your gaming needs! Join us on our epic journey as we embark on the NijiEN comeback – a quest to bring back the most legendary players in Minecraft history!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be plundered. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to ruin your day.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself has been spotted roaming our server, looking for worthy opponents to challenge to a duel. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim the title of Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and be a part of the NijiEN comeback – where legends are made and adventures await around every corner. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Pixelated Pleasure Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because our server is like a porn machine – constantly pumping out wild and crazy adventures for you to enjoy!

Join us for a chance to ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or build a giant statue of a potato just because you can. Our server is filled with hilarious antics and outrageous shenanigans that will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like it before!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our world?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

BlockyLoveReject

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape awkward “I love you” moments! Our server is filled with magical potions that make you immune to any unwanted confessions of love. Just throw a potion at the person professing their feelings and watch them turn into a chicken! It’s the perfect way to avoid any uncomfortable conversations while still having a blast in our crazy world. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough chicken feathers, you’ll unlock the secret to true love…or at least a really good chicken sandwich. So come join us and never worry about awkward “I love you” moments again!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Potions Brewed:	29	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

RapeCraft Minecraft Server

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join our epic minecraft server where Mohamed Al Fayed is the ultimate boss battle! he’s accused of multiple rapes by staff… in the game, not in real life, obvi. defeat him and win a diamond-encrusted sword! plus, our server has flying pigs and dancing llamas for your entertainment. come join the fun and maybe uncover some scandalous secrets along the way!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Alien Abductions:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Potions Brewed:	132

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2