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Classic Monkey Kingdom: Where even the bananas are vanilla flavored! 1.21+ Java Whitelist

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ClassicMC (SMP) {Vanilla}

A whitelisted vanilla server with quality of life additions. Looking for dedicated mature members to join our community.

Server Specs: Dedicated 24GB memory, freshly wiped 1.21.1 Paper Minecraft server.

For more information, join our Discord community: https://discord.com/invite/ReTdxmVFRR

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Fill out the google doc in the server-application channel on Discord and we’ll review it as soon as possible.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have strict rules against griefing and harassment.
Are mods or cheats allowed?	No, we are a vanilla server with quality of life additions only.
Can I invite my friends to join?	Yes, as long as they follow our rules and apply through the proper channels.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Animals Bred:	19	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers!

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. If you can catch one, you’ll be the richest player on the server! But beware, the Diamond Chicken is protected by a pack of ninja wolves who will stop at nothing to keep their precious friend safe.

If you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your new fiery friends and maybe even challenge the Dragon to a dance-off!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the elusive Unicorn Horse, known for granting wishes to those who can tame it. Will you be the lucky player to ride off into the sunset on a magical Unicorn Horse?

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a TNT-loving llama, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Star Shards Collected:	219
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Jobless Minecraft SMP Player

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Are you tired of the real world grind and just want to escape to a world where the only job you have is mining for diamonds and building epic structures? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like the time our admin accidentally turned all the villagers into dancing llamas or when a group of creepers formed a boy band and started serenading players with explosive tunes.

Forget about the struggles of finding a job in the real world, because in our SMP, the only job you’ll have is having fun and unleashing your creativity. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ores Mined:	6097

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CraftyMeds: Sued4PriceHike

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LOL, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like the wild west of blocky adventures! We got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ the cha-cha, it’s cray cray up in here!

One time, a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds and everyone was like “what the heck?!” But then we all started using it as a secret clubhouse and it was lit af.

Plus, we got secret treasure chests hidden all over the map with rare loot like enchanted pickaxes and magic potions. It’s like a scavenger hunt but with creepers tryna blow u up.

So come join us on this epic journey of madness and mayhem, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen). Let’s get blocky with it, y’all!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Row Survival

Minecraft Survival Semi-Vanilla Active Players Suggestions Mature Fun Vanilla Adventure PVP Economy Creative Skyblock Minigames Roleplay Factions Modded Community Whitelist Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

+ – Row Survival – + – Friendly Semi-Vanilla Server! – Looking For Active Players! – Taking Suggestions Daily! – Please Be Mature! – Most Importantly, Have Fun!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Skyrise

24/7, admin abuse, Community, Cross-Play, custom structures, Explore, Fight, Game, join us, landscapes, Minecraft, mobs, p2w, PvE, PvP, Server, Skyrise, State of the art hardware, Survival, Thrilling, Vanilla

Skyrise—Minecraft done right.

Skyrise is a community-first server meaning there is no P2W, no admin abuse, and the server runs 24/7 on state-of-the-art hardware.

Explore amazing landscapes with hundreds of custom structures, fight new, thrilling mobs—all while staying true to the vanilla feel of the game.

Join us!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	5144	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Enchantments Applied:	203
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Star Shards Collected:	118

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Banana Sandwich: The Minecraft Server that’s all about going bananas! Join now for fruity fun and voice chat, 18+ only!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Age	2 months
Version	1.21.1
Mods	Minimal addons (Playerheads, Armor stand arms, invisible item frames)
Player Base	Dedicated with fun events
Economy	Diamond economy
Rules	No griefing, no cheating, etc…

Contact plooop on discord to join or join through the discord: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, it is whitelisted.
What is the average age range of players on the server?	The average age range is lower 20s, but we have a wide range of ages.
Are new players welcome?	Yes, new players are welcome and the server is friendly to them.
What kind of events are organized on the server?	We organize fun events for the dedicated player base.
How can I join the server?	Contact plooop on discord or join through the discord link provided.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Dragon Eggs Found:	8382
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that lets you live out all your wildest fantasies? Look no further! Our server offers a unique experience where you can build, explore, and even find love with cute little villagers. That’s right, our server is filled with adorable NPCs that are just waiting for you to sweep them off their pixelated feet. Join now and see where your Minecraft love story takes you!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Crafty Tranny SMP: Propaganda Fun

Crafty, Fun, gender diversity, gender equality, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, gender inclusivity, gender nonconformity, LGBTQ activism, lgbtq rights, non-binary identities, Propaganda, smp, social justice, tranny, transgender acceptance, transgender activism, transgender advocacy, transgender community, transgender empowerment, transgender liberation, transgender pride, Transgender Representation, transgender rights, transgender visibility

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns and the only rule is to have fun! Join us if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination.

Our community is filled with hilarious and wacky players who are always up for a good time. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic battles with llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of sentient potatoes who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for potato domination, or will you stand against them and protect the realm of Minecraftia?

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world? Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your own creativity – and maybe the occasional potato uprising.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Pro_Gamer_God Minecraft SMP

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Are you a master at Minecraft parkour? Do you have the skills of a ninja when it comes to PvP battles? Or maybe you’re just really good at making friends and forming alliances? Whatever your talent may be, we want YOU to join our Minecraft SMP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and they were so good at building that they created a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts, where players can search for hidden loot scattered throughout the map. Rumor has it that one lucky player found a diamond sword with the power to summon a herd of exploding sheep. Talk about a game-changer!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have weekly events like “Tame the Dragon” where players can compete to see who can ride a dragon the longest without getting roasted. It’s a real hoot, let me tell you.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s full of laughs, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos, then look no further. Join us and let your Minecraft skills shine!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

TastyVeggieSnack

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Are you tired of boring old servers that taste like cardboard and offer no nutritional value? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is like a gourmet meal for your gaming experience! Join us and feast on a buffet of fun and excitement that will leave you feeling satisfied and energized.

Our server is so good for you, it’s like a superfood for your soul. Just one bite and you’ll be hooked on the delicious taste of adventure and camaraderie. Plus, our server is packed with vitamins and minerals that will boost your creativity and problem-solving skills.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get a free side of outrageous stories and insane shenanigans. From epic battles with giant chickens to building a roller coaster that goes to the moon, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So why settle for bland and boring when you can have a Minecraft server that’s as delicious as it is nutritious? Join us today and get ready for a gaming experience that will leave you feeling full and satisfied.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	496
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	340	Dragon Eggs Found:	9530
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	143

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MissileCraftF16s

Allies, arms deal, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense systems, F-16s, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, medium-range missiles, military aid, military assistance, MissileCraftF16s, Politico, Reports, SECURITY, strategic partnership, Support, Ukraine, US, weapons

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MEDIUM-RANGE MISSILES FOR F-16s!!! YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, YOU CAN FLY AROUND AND BLOW STUFF UP LIKE A BOSS. WHO NEEDS CREEPERS WHEN YOU GOT MISSILES, AMIRITE?

ALSO, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD. BUT WATCH OUT FOR THE LAVA PIT, IT’S FULL OF EVIL BUNNIES THAT WILL STEAL YOUR STUFF.

OH, AND DID I MENTION WE HAVE A PET DRAGON THAT BREATHES FIRE? YEAH, HE’S CALLED FLUFFY AND HE’S TOTALLY RAD.

SO COME JOIN US, WHERE THE ADVENTURE NEVER ENDS AND THE CRAZINESS NEVER STOPS. LET’S BLOW STUFF UP TOGETHER, WOOHOO!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Ringed Earth 466 – Crafty Fun!

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so, liek, this server is liek totally out of this world, man. we got this crazy theory that earth had a ring 466 million years ago, so we decided to recreate it in minecraft. you can mine for rare space rocks and build your own intergalactic base.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground society of alien villagers who trade in diamonds and emeralds. they’ll give you quests to complete in exchange for out-of-this-world rewards.

oh, and did i mention the giant space squid boss that roams the server? defeat it and you’ll earn the title of Space Warrior and gain access to exclusive areas.

so come join us on this wacky, wild ride through space and time. who knows what other crazy secrets are waiting to be discovered on our server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	New Chunks Explored:	677340
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PissPvP

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Welcome to PissPvP! The first-ever Public BlissSMP Gems PvP Server, where the action never stops!

What can you expect?

– Battle it out in our intense KitPvP mode, where only the strongest survive! – Challenge your friends to epic duels using the legendary BlissSMP Gems. – Test your parkour skills with our exciting lobby course! – Plus, there’s so much more to explore!

Ready to prove your worth? Log in now to the first public BlissSMP Gems PvP server and join the fun! The competition is fierce, and the glory is yours for the taking!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	9
Divine Spears Created:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	2845
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Beans And Rice SMP

15+ years of age, Architectural Dreams, Build-oriented, collaboration, Community Projects, creative minds, creativity, discord server, friendly community, imagination, individual creations, interview, Master Builders, minecraft server, Mini Games, new techniques, Survival, Survival Games, Survival World, Whitelist

Welcome to the Beans And Rice SMP, the ultimate build-oriented Minecraft server designed for creative minds and master builders! In our server we celebrate creativity and collaboration, offering a vast survival world where players can bring their architectural dreams to life. Whether you’re a novice or a seasoned builder, you’ll find endless opportunities to participate in community projects, showcase your individual creations, and learn new techniques from our friendly, supportive community. Join us and be part of a thriving community where imagination is the only limit!

To get whitelisted on our server we kindly ask for you to please join the discord server first, then we can give you an interview to see if you’re a good fit for our server, then after the process is concluded you are free to start playing 😀

We are looking for 15+ years of age, discord channel is in the website tab

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Zombie Dances:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragons Tamed:	2