Tea Smp | New Minecraft Servers 2024

MissileMayhemMC

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, Military Action, military intervention, military strategy, missile strikes, MissileMayhemMC, NATO involvement, peace negotiations, political leadership, russia, strikes, Ukraine, us missiles, War, zelenskyy

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb dot com, yo. we got, like, missiles and stuff, and we’re gonna, like, strike inside russia with US missiles to end the war in ukraine. it’s gonna be, like, epic, bro. you gotta join this server, like, right now, or you’ll totally miss out on all the crazy action. trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF. come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever. let’s blow stuff up and have a blast, literally. it’s gonna be wild, so don’t miss out, bro. #minecraftwarfare #crazyserver #joinusnow

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

KelseyCrossing

Cross-Play, gaming community family-friendly survival creative PVP adventure exploration minigames mods multiplayer roleplay economy building crafting fantasy sandbox pixel art redstone dungeons., Survival

KelseyCrossings Family Friendly Paper Minecraft server. Join today! https://www.twitch.tv/kelseycrossing

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Realms of Craftopia

1500s, Aldus PageMaker, desktop publishing, dummy text, electronic typesetting, galley, Industry, Letraset sheets, lorem ipsum, Minecraft, Passages, printer, Printing, Realms of Craftopia, Survival, type specimen, typesetting, Versions

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Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Enival: Where trust is earned through Minecraft skills, not just bribing the owner for whitelist access! Pure fun ahead!

Access, Ahead, apply, bribing, BUILD, changes, Community, Discord, EARNED, Enival, Explore, Fresh, Fun, gameplay, hang out, Launch, Minecraft, mod, OWNER, Pure, Qol, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Skills, Suggestions, Survival, Trust, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

Enival Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Proximity chat	A voice chat mod for more interactive gameplay.
Nice community	A small, chill community to hang out with.
Votes and suggestions	Players can suggest and vote on changes for the server.
Whitelist	A safe, friendly server that requires an application to join.
Smooth gameplay	Quality of Life mods for a better experience.
Rules	Not many rules to keep the game fun.

If you’re looking for a new server to explore and a community to join, try Enival!

👉 Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join, you need to apply through the Discord link provided.
Are there any age restrictions?	There are no specific age restrictions, but we focus on creating a mature and respectful environment.
Can I invite my friends to the server?	Yes, you can invite your friends after they have applied and been accepted into the whitelist.
Are there any banned items or actions?	We aim to keep the server friendly and fun, so certain actions like griefing or hacking are not allowed.
How often are events held on the server?	Events will be held regularly, and players can also suggest event ideas through the Discord server.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Crops Grown:	2679	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

Backlash, banter, blocky, cancel culture, Communication, Concord director, controversy, criticism, digital communication, Director, entertainment industry, Listen, Minecraft, online presence, opinion, public relations, Server, social commentary, social media, talentless freaks, trending, tweet, twitter, viral

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a sugar rush? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for talentless freaks and misfits alike! Our director may not get it, but who needs talent when you’ve got pure chaos and hilarity on your side? Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and a community that’s as bonkers as a chicken riding a pig! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and show the world that being a freak has never been so awesome! 💥🐷🤪 #JoinTheMadness #MinecraftMayhem

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Villages Defended:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Villains in Minecraft SMP: Nazis or Soviets?

AMERICANS, Antagonists, bad guys, characterization, cold war, Conflict, enemies, Entertainment, Evil, fictional, History, Media, Minecraft, Nazis, Propaganda, Real Life, smp, Soviets, Stereotypes, storytelling, Villains, world war II

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the villains are as crazy as a box of creepers on a sugar rush! Forget about your typical bad guys like nazis or Soviets, we’ve got villains that will make your jaw drop and your pickaxe tremble!

Join our server if you want to face off against the evil Sheep Overlord, who commands an army of woolly warriors to take over the land. Or maybe you’d prefer to challenge the dreaded Chicken Mafia, who rule the underground chicken fighting ring with an iron beak.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon has retired from terrorizing the realm and is now running a cozy bed and breakfast for weary travelers. And don’t even get us started on the mischievous Llama Bandits, who steal all the llamas in sight just for kicks.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you fight against villains that are more absurd than a pig riding a spider? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest challenges in the blocky world!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	5187	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CuddleCraft Minecraft Server

aita, anxiety, Boundaries, burnt out, comfort, comfort blanket, Confidence, CuddleCraft, Driving, Girlfriend, independent, lost temper, Minecraft, nagging, person, priority, processing grief, Server, Shut down, Therapist, Yelling

Are you tired of being someone’s personal comfort blanket? Do you want to escape the drama and find some peace and quiet? Then join our Minecraft server where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content without any emotional baggage!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being dragged around in a car for hours every day to build someone else’s confidence. You can drive your own virtual car wherever you want, whenever you want, without any nagging or guilt trips!

Escape the real world drama and dive into a world where the only tears shed are tears of joy from finding diamonds. Join our server now and leave the emotional baggage behind!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CreeperInLawsNoStay

accommodation preferences, baby’s well-being, Boundaries, Communication Issues, compromise, CreeperInLawsNoStay, Cultural differences, Decision making, emotional distress, family dynamics, family relationships, in-laws, long-term solutions, marital conflict, motherhood challenges, parenting disagreements, privacy, Respect, visitation rules

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your in-laws’ visits? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous rules just like this poor soul’s life!

We promise that our server will have you questioning your sanity just like this poor woman who had her baby’s name approved by her in-laws. And if you think setting up a cot or car seat is bad for the baby, just wait until you see the crazy challenges we have in store for you!

But don’t worry, if things get too intense, you can always take your baby and move to your mom’s house just like this fed-up wife. And if your husband tells you to leave, just remember that our server will always welcome you with open arms (and maybe a few creeper explosions).

So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, join our server today! Just be prepared for some serious family drama and maybe a few sleepless nights – but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Runes Activated:	0
Love Letters Sent:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

BlockyBedBuddy

Affection, BEDROOM, BlockyBedBuddy, Communication, compliments, desire, dirty talk, emotional connection, FLIRTING, Intimacy, long-term relationships, love, Men, nicknames, Passion, relationships, romance, Sensuality, sex, Sweet nothings, turn-ons

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t excite you anymore? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding rainbow unicorns, and building castles made entirely of cheese! Plus, our friendly community will always be there to support you, whether you’re building a giant statue of a potato or trying to tame a herd of wild llamas. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a legend in the wacky world of Minecraft!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Towns Built:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Astral Projections Made:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Info Grazing Minecraft Server

Absorption, Analysis, Brain, cognition, contemplation, data, grazing, Info, INFORMATION, Insight, intelligence, knowledge, learning, Memory, Mental, Minecraft, processing, Reflection, ruminant, Server, thinking, thought, Understanding

Yo yo yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who learned how to breakdance and became the king of the server. He threw the most epic parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. But then, the evil Ender Dragon tried to crash the party and steal all the diamonds. It was chaos, I tell ya! But don’t worry, we defeated that dragon with our epic building skills and teamwork. So come join us and be part of the craziest adventures ever! Plus, we have a secret underground disco where the zombies like to boogie down. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some epic memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Zombie Dances:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Craftara

1.21.1, Adventure, BUILD, Cheats, Community, Connect, Conquer, Craftara, Discord, Explore, Griefing, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, Raiding, rules, Server, Survival, Vanilla

Brand new vanilla minecraft server running on 1.21.1

Everything is allowed — raiding, griefing, PvP — it’s all part of the adventure! Just one simple rule: NO cheats.

Whether you’re looking to conquer, build, or explore, Craftara has it all. Jump in and enjoy the true survival experience today!

Connect now at mc.craftara.net Discord: https://discord.gg/3gF5z3y6sB

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Pixel Love Minecraft Server

acceptance, beauty, Community, cute, DATING, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, love, Minecraft, passing, PIXEL, POL, relationships, Server, society, tolerance, trad, traditional values, trans woman, Transgender, webm

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a pogo stick! Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties.

Our community is filled with players who are as quirky and fun-loving as a pack of derpy wolves. You’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through our custom-built worlds, filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasures, and maybe even a unicorn or two.

And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon a portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy and the sun is a giant marshmallow. So why wait? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Gods Slained:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Potions Brewed:	95	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

/Minecraft SMP/ – FGO Alter Ego

Alter, Ego, fate grand order, Fate Grand Order Timeline, Fate/Grand Order Advanced Quest, Fate/Grand Order Atlantis, Fate/Grand Order Campaign, Fate/Grand Order Coin Calculator, Fate/Grand Order Damage Calculator, Fate/Grand Order Drop Rates, Fate/Grand Order Event, Fate/Grand Order FAQ, Fate/Grand Order GUDAGUDA, Fate/Grand Order Materials, Fate/Grand Order Mats, Fate/Grand Order NA, Fate/Grand Order Rateups, Fate/Grand Order Raw Database, Fate/Grand Order Servant Info, Fate/Grand Order Singularity Repair Support, Fate/Grand Order Summon, Fate/Grand Order Summoning Info, FGO, Minecraft, smp

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only way to survive is by mastering the art of tea ceremonies and summoning heroic spirits from Lostbelt No.5 (Atlantis)!

Embark on epic quests like repairing singularities and battling the Man Who Returned from Hell in THE Great Tea Ceremony Battle! And don’t forget to participate in our outrageous summoning events where you can summon legendary figures like Sen-no-Rikyu and New Yamataikoku!

But that’s not all! We have exclusive tools like the Servant Material Lookup, Servant Planner, and even a Coin Calculator to help you on your journey. Plus, with future materials spreadsheets and drop rates at your fingertips, you’ll always be prepared for whatever challenges come your way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where tea ceremonies and heroic spirits reign supreme!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

ExBlock-Party

accusations, Cheating, children, clear out, co parenting, Confront, custody battle, Divorce, donation, ex-spouse, ExBlockParty, family, goodwill, Help, micro preemie, MONEY, Siblings, Spite, Struggle, Toys

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama doesn’t just happen in real life, it happens in-game too! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the crazy story of this player’s ex and their stolen toys.

Need a break from the chaos of your own life? Come build and explore with us, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Plus, who needs therapy when you can just mine away your problems in our virtual world?

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community as entertaining and unpredictable as this one? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Villages Defended:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PagerStrikeCraft

10. Corporate scandal, 11. Digital deception, 12. Misrepresentation, 13. Unethical behavior, 14. Crisis management, 15. Public relations, 16. Brand reputation, 17. Media scrutiny, 18. Legal implications, 19. Online presence, 2. Pager strike, 20. Trustworthiness., 3. Fake CEO photo, 4. Website, 5. Scandal, 6. Implication, 7. Deception, 8. Fraud, 9. Business ethics, Company implicated, PagerStrikeCraft

so, like, this server is like, sooo lit, you gotta join, man. like, the CEO is like, not even real, they use a fake photo, can you believe that? it’s like, a total scam, but in a funny way. join us and be part of the madness, we got crazy builds and wild adventures waiting for you. come on, don’t be a square, join the fun!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3