Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 84 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
But that’s not all! We also have a ban on Aussies because, let’s face it, those guys are just too good at Minecraft and it’s not fair to the rest of us mere mortals. Plus, have you heard about the legendary diamond mine on our server? It’s said that whoever mines there will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and eternal glory!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that try to ruin your day? So come join us for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life – just don’t forget to leave your Aussie friends at the door!
