TBT SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

childhood home, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, financial constraints, Guilt, holiday drama, long distance family, Minecraft, parental separation, public school teacher, Resentment, rocky relationships, Server, sibling relationships, step siblings, step-family, stepmom issues, wedding expenses, wedding invitation, WeddingCraft

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1865
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Votes:	2092	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8156

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of broken ankles, crazy stepmoms, and weddings you don’t want to attend. On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about crawling out of windows with a cast on or spending thousands of dollars flying across the country for awkward family gatherings.

We promise you won’t find any 30-year-old stepbrothers taking over childhood bedrooms here. And if you’re a public school teacher on a budget, don’t worry – our server is free to join and full of laughs.

So come on over and let’s build a world where the only drama is deciding what color to paint your pixelated house. See you there!

SkiBaeBlockParty

Austria, Austria trip, Best Friend, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, Confrontation, doubts, free trip, Girlfriend, inappropriate videos, Jealousy, relationship, Respect, ski trip, SkiBaeBlockParty, skiing skills, Trust

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5498
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Towns Built:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where you can escape all the relationship drama and just focus on building amazing structures and battling creepers!

Join our server and leave all the boyfriend’s childhood best friend drama behind. No need to worry about inappropriate videos or exes getting in the way of your gaming experience. Plus, we offer free trips to Austria for all players (just kidding, we wish we could offer that but unfortunately, it’s just a Minecraft server).

So come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether you can survive the night or not!

BalloonPopper Minecraft SMP

balloon bursting, balloon cleanup, balloon deflation, balloon destruction, balloon disposal, balloon disposal ideas, balloon disposal methods, Balloon pop, balloon popping, balloon popping techniques, balloon recycling, balloon removal, balloon waste, balloon waste management, BalloonPopper, balloons, eco-friendly balloon disposal, Minecraft, Party, party cleanup, popping balloons, smp, sustainable party cleanup

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8521
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Void Gems Collected:	22	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what this server is like.

We have the craziest events like llama races and creeper karaoke nights, it’s lit AF. And don’t even get me started on the custom plugins, we have one that turns all the sheep into disco dancing sheep, it’s hilarious.

But the best part is the community, everyone is so friendly and funny, you’ll never have a dull moment. So come join us and let’s pop those balloons together, in the most ridiculous ways possible! 🎈🎉🐑🎤🚀

BlockyLove: SexCraft

BlockyLove, Commitment, Communication, Connection, desire, emotional bond, fulfillment, Happiness, IMPORTANCE, Intimacy, long term, love, Partnership, Passion, physical connection, relationship, romance, satisfaction, sex, SexCraft, sexual compatibility, Trust

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2233
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	106
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is all about getting frisky! That’s right, we’ve got hot tubs, heart-shaped beds, and even a secret underground dungeon for all your naughty escapades. Who needs diamonds when you can mine for love on our server? Join us now and get ready for a steamy adventure like no other!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

(PILOT), achievement, Air Force, Bravery, Combat, Conflict, cruise missiles, Defense, defense system, eastern europe, f-16, fighter jet, heroism, Military, Minecraft, MissileMayhem, Mission, national security, RECORD, Russian assault, Server, UKRAINIAN, war zone

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3634
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Void Armor Forged:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Astral Projections Made:	0

Yo, you ever seen a Ukrainian F-16 pilot take down SIX cruise missiles in ONE mission? That’s some next level shiz right there! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like a badass pilot too, taking down creepers and zombies like it’s no big deal. Plus, we got Russian assaults happening left and right, so you better join quick before it’s too late! Who needs boring old regular servers when you can be part of epic battles and crazy missions like this? Let’s goooooo!

BrusselsBlockParty

anti-semitism, Belgium, Brussels, BrusselsBlockParty, ceremony, Conflict, controversy, cultural sensitivity, education, EJP, Europe, gaza, History, Holocaust remembrance, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, refusal, SCHOOLs, Students, teachers, War

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8087
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

join our epic minecraft server where we have schools that refuse to participate in holocaust remembrance ceremonies because they are too busy fighting in the war in gaza! come build with us and see if you can survive the chaos of students throwing textbooks instead of potions. who needs history lessons when you can have a battle royale in the school courtyard? join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Ice Age Porcupine Haven

adaptation, age, Ancient, animal, Creature, Defensive, Evolution, Extinct, GIANT, Haven, Hedgehog, Ice, ice age, mammal, Nature, Porcupine, prehistoric, quills, rodent, sharp, Spiky, thorny, wildlife

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3939
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	210	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got porcupines the size of freakin’ mammoths runnin’ around! Imagine tryna build your house and BAM, a giant ice-age hedgehog comes rollin’ through like “Sup, I’m here to party!”

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground disco club where all the creepers and zombies go to get down and boogie. You ain’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton breakdancing to some sick beats.

And don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts. We hide diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a chicken’s butt or under a llama’s hat. You never know what you’re gonna find, but it’s always worth the adventure.

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and join in on the madness. Who needs normal when you can have porcupines the size of houses and dancing skeletons? Let’s get weird, baby!

Sleepy Brain Washers

Brain, brain activity, brain cells, brain cleaning, brain development, brain function, brain health, brain maintenance, brain plasticity, brain regeneration, brain repair, brain research, brain science, brain waves, discovery, neuroscience, research, scientists, Sleep, sleepy, study, washers

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8834
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Enchantments Applied:	262
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got scientists who figured out how the brain like, washes itself during sleep. It’s wild, man. And guess what? You can join this server and experience the brain-washing goodness for yourself!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, your brain starts washing itself. You’ll be like, “Whoa, dude, this is some next level stuff!” And then you’ll be hooked, man.

But wait, there’s more! We also have flying pigs that poop out golden apples, and unicorns that shoot rainbows from their horns. Like, how insane is that?

So come on, join our server and let your brain get squeaky clean while you have the time of your life! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

⭐☢ StalkerMc ☢⭐ – RPG and OLD Minecraft server

Adventure, Clans, Community, Custom, Donations, Economy, Empty, Events, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, Minecraft, mmorpg, Mods, multiplayer, Old, ONLINE, Pirate, Plugins, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Roleplaying, RPG, Russian, Sandbox, Server, StalkerMc, Survival, Vanilla, Without Launcher

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8609
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

The owner of the “StalkerMc – RPG and OLD” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gx.stalkermc.ru

Enchanted Pixel Forest 1.20.2

#pantsu, 1.20.2, Abracadabra, Anime, Bra, Censorship, clothing, COSPLAY, empowerment, Enchanted, Enchantment, Fan Service, FANTASY, Female Characters, Forbidden, Forest, hocus pocus, Magic, Magical Girls, Manga, PIXEL, Spell, transformation, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2988
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4114	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Enchantments Applied:	130	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Yo, broskis, come join our Minecraft server where we make all the anime babes wear nothing but tiny bras and pantsu! It’s like a magical spell has been cast, turning all the pixels into sexy pixels! Get ready for some scandalous adventures in this wild and wacky world! Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite waifus in their skivvies while you mine and craft to your heart’s content! Join now for a truly enchanting experience!

SpeedLimitSloth – Minecraft SMP

#impatience, annoyance, bumper to bumper, courteous driving, driving etiquette, following rules, Frustration, lawful driving, long tail tag, Minecraft, obeying laws, road rage, safe driving, slow driving, smp, speed limit, SpeedLimitSloth, stuck behind, tailgating, traffic, traffic congestion, traffic jam, traffic rules

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8350
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

OMG, like, can you believe it? I was driving behind this total snail on the road, going the actual speed limit like a total grandma. I was like, “Bruh, do you even know what a gas pedal is?!” So then I thought, you know what would be way more fun than dealing with slowpokes on the road? Joining this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, duh! We have so many crazy adventures, like once we all built a giant rollercoaster that launched us into a pit of lava (don’t worry, we had fire resistance potions). And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance party in the village square. It was clucking ridiculous! So if you’re tired of boring speed limits and wanna join a server where anything goes, then you gotta join us! Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. Yasss, queen!

BlockyWisdom

Affirmations, BlockyWisdom, Daily Reminder, favorite words, Gratitude, Happiness, inspiration, life lessons, live by, Mantra, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, quotes, resilience, self improvement, success, words of wisdom

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3790
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Potions Brewed:	48	Emeralds Found:	7279
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic dance-offs with creepers.

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, always causing mischief and chaos wherever he goes. But don’t worry, our moderators are trained in the ancient art of llama jousting and will keep the peace (most of the time).

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember our motto: “Keep mining and keep shining, because diamonds are a girl’s best friend!”

CraftyFreedomZuckMusk

Accountability, Censorship, Communication, CraftyFreedomZuckMusk, Democracy, digital age, ethical considerations, freedom of speech, French, Government, instrumentalizing, Minister, Musk, Online platforms, Politics, public discourse, Regulation, RESPONSIBILITY, social media, Technology, Zuckerberg

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3782
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and laugh ur butt off? well, this server is the place for u, my dude! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate (but don’t eat them, trust me, i learned the hard way).

oh, and get this – our admin is a talking chicken named cluckers. he’s always squawking about some crazy adventure he went on with notch back in the day. apparently, they fought off a horde of evil creepers with nothing but a carrot and a rubber ducky. true story, bro.

if u join our server, u’ll also get to meet our resident wizard, gandalf the pink. he’s got a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play fetch with ender pearls. it’s a sight to see, lemme tell ya.

so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most bonkers, hilarious minecraft adventure of ur life. plus, we have unlimited cake. like, seriously, it never runs out. it’s magic or something.

Superheroes Fly Feet-First!

Caution, feet-first, FeetFirst, Fly, flying, flying techniques, head protection, Heads, Protect, Safety, superhero advice, superhero flying, superhero guidelines, superhero maneuvers, superhero precautions, superhero protection, superhero rules, superhero safety, superhero strategies, superhero tactics, superhero tips, Superheroes

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7552
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3602	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Enchantments Applied:	215
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Crops Grown:	8659	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

come join this epic minecraft server where superheroes fly feet-first to protect their heads because apparently that’s the most important thing in the world. we have a secret underground lair where you can craft your own super suit made out of diamonds and obsidian. our admin is actually a superhero in disguise, so watch out for them swooping in to save the day. also, did we mention that our pigs can fly? yeah, that’s right, you can ride a flying pig into battle against evil mobs. so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate superhero in this wacky minecraft world!

CraftyBrainTypes

Artificial Intelligence, brain abnormalities, Brain Disorder, brain health, Chiari type-1 malformations, classification, CraftyBrainTypes, Diagnosis, Healthcare, innovation, machine learning, medical advancements, medical decision making, Medical research, neurology, neuroscience, patient care, research, subtypes, Technology, Treatment

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5083
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Chimeras Created:	2

so, like, this server is like totally lit, man. we got, like, artificial intelligence and stuff, identifying subtypes of brain disorders and whatnot. like, who knew you could find that in a minecraft server, right?

join us and you’ll be part of the coolest brain research team ever. we’re like the avengers of brain disorders, fighting the evil chiari type-1 malformations with our super smart AI. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft.

plus, being on this server will totally improve your medical decision making skills. like, you’ll be diagnosing brain disorders like a pro in no time. forget medical school, just join our minecraft server and you’ll be a brain expert in no time.

so come on, join us and be part of the most epic brain research team in minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Players:	90/800	Votes:	9782
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Towns Built:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Emeralds Found:	1875
Potions Brewed:	43	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2