| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 9399 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 43 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4683 | Potions Brewed: | 77 |
| Runes Activated: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 226 |
| Magic Items Found: | 5244 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
| Farms Harvested: | 562 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
Pixelmon 1.12, Pixelmon 1.16, Skyblock, Skywar
IP: tazomc.net
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| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 3772 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Void Gems Collected: | 21 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 1008 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 |
But wait, there’s more! Hakos Baelz covering “Weight of the World”, Holo indie droppin’ a horror game, and Hoshimachi Suisei on NHK’s “Music Line” radio show. We even got energy drinks, collabs, and new outfits galore!
Join this server if you wanna stay woke on all the chuuba happenings and be part of the madness. Don’t miss out, or you’ll be more lost than a chicken in a minefield. Let’s get this bread, gamers!
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 775 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Villages Defended: | 6 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Crops Grown: | 6989 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
Looking for a server where kids can roam freely and learn valuable life lessons? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for your child to gain independence and grow into a responsible player.
But wait, there’s more! We have a strict no-unsupervised-kids policy, just like in real life. Say goodbye to friends causing mayhem and hello to a safe and structured gaming environment.
Join now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just make sure your niece and nephew don’t sneak in when you’re not looking – those little troublemakers are always up to no good!
| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 6699 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 24 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 19 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 41 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 113 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where all the mobs come to dance. And our PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline so you can bounce around while you fight. Plus, our admins are all trained ninjas so they can help you out if you get stuck in a tree or something.
So like, why use your phone for boring stuff when you could be joining this totally rad Minecraft SMP? Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF.
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 8854 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you prefer to challenge the server owner to a dance-off in the middle of a lava pit – anything goes on our crazy server!
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of a community where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional creeper explosion.
| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 9083 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 |
and, like, if you join this server, you’ll be protected from tariffs. yeah, you heard me right. no tariffs in this server, bro. trudeau himself said so. so, like, come join us and live the high life without worryin’ ’bout tough times. it’s gonna be a blast, bro. trust me.
| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 2974 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
join us and u can ride a llama into battle, build a house out of diamonds, and even have a pet dragon! our server is so wild, even the ender dragon is scared to come near us!
come join the fun and see why everyone is talking about our server! but be warned, once u join, u may never want to leave! so what are u waiting for? come join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 9413 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 2830 |
| Animals Bred: | 142 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
join us and watch as your worries melt away like snow in the summer. our community is so warm and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re basking in the glow of a thousand suns. and for adults between 19 and 40, the effects are even more amazing. your chances of feeling down decrease by a whopping 14%.
so come on over to our server and let the rising temperatures lift your spirits. who needs therapy when you’ve got minecraft? join us now and say goodbye to depression forever!
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 133 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 15 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 21 |
| 🌴 Server Highlights: | Running the latest Minecraft 1.21.4 with carefully selected quality-of-life addons |
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| Organic diamond-based economy that rewards creativity and effort | |
| Active, mature community (mostly early 20s) that loves to collaborate and chat | |
| Proximity Voice Chat: Fun and interactive community |
| 🛠️ Quality-of-Life Features: | Player heads for unique decorating |
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| Armor stand editor for creative displays | |
| Invisible item frames for clean builds |
| 🤝 Community Focus: | Regular community events and minigames |
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| Helpful, welcoming players who love to collaborate | |
| Drama-free environment with simple, common-sense rules | |
| Voice chat hangouts that will get even better with proximity chat! |
👋 Ready to Join? Connect with Plooop on Discord or join our server: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4
Whether you’re a seasoned builder or just starting out, you’ll find your place here. Come be part of our story and experience the future of SMP gameplay with our upcoming proximity chat!
Note: Server is whitelisted to maintain our amazing community vibes 📝
| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 2724 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5292 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 87 | Votes: | 7685 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 9 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
I’m telling you, this server is the bomb dot com, like seriously, it’s so lit that even the Ender Dragon is shaking in its boots.
And get this, our PvP battles are more intense than a rap battle between Eminem and Machine Gun Kelly. You’ll be slaying zombies and building epic structures like a boss in no time.
Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper, oh man”.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the Minecraft server of your wildest dreams. Trust me, you won’t regret it… unless you’re a noob, then you might regret it a little bit.
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 543 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5463 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 151 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 41 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 22 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
Picture this: you’re a wealthy bride-to-be, planning your dream wedding with a budget of $120K. But wait, there’s a twist! Your fiancé accuses you of being greedy and rude for wanting to save some of the money for future children. Drama, tears, and accusations fly as you navigate through the stress of wedding planning.
Choose from unique wedding venues like an old library that only seats 180 guests, or a grand European destination that will blow your budget sky-high. Will you stick to your fiscally responsible ways, or give in to your fiancé’s lavish dreams of a big, extravagant wedding?
Join now for a wedding experience that will have you questioning your decisions and wondering if you’re the AH in this crazy Minecraft world!
| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 6231 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 144 | Mines Excavated: | 3592 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 11 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 35 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 15 |
Picture this: you log on to the server and BAM, you’re suddenly the hottest player around. All the mobs are swooning over you, the villagers are throwing diamonds at your feet, and even the Ender Dragon is like “dayum, you fine!”
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll gain superhuman strength, the ability to fly like a majestic eagle, and a never-ending stash of enchanted golden apples. Plus, there’s a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out and party like there’s no tomorrow.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and unleash your inner sexy beast! Trust me, your pixelated avatar will thank you later. Let’s get this bread, gamers!
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 3766 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 54 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8075 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Orbs of Power Found: | 8 |
Our server is so epic that even COVID-19 couldn’t handle the madness and declared a public health emergency just to avoid joining us. That’s right, even a global pandemic couldn’t resist the temptation of our server’s chaos.
So come on and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who needs normalcy when you can have exploding sheep and dancing creepers? Let’s make Minecraft weird again!
| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 8391 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 678 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
our server is so lit that even the leading Romanian presidential candidate came on and called Ukraine a fictional state because he got lost in our virtual world and couldn’t find his way out. talk about a plot twist!
join us now for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, mythical creatures, and maybe even a chance encounter with a confused politician. you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of flying pigs, then maybe stay away.
| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 3859 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Villages Defended: | 11 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
also, we have this crazy mini-game where you have to fight off a horde of zombie pigs riding on chickens. it’s like, the most intense battle you’ll ever experience in Minecraft, i’m not even joking.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret portal that takes you to a dimension filled with talking cows? yeah, they tell jokes and stuff, it’s wild.
so, like, if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever created, you gotta come check us out. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 2940 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Votes: | 6577 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 19 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 2463 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
