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| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 8392 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2546 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 7003 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes! Build your own rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano and a candy cane forest. And don’t forget to watch out for the mischievous unicorns that like to prank unsuspecting players by turning them into giant blocks of cheese.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of normal piggy treats. And if you’re lucky enough to find the secret portal, you might just stumble upon a hidden disco party where the creepers are busting out their best dance moves.
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever experienced! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a pundit, in which case you might want to steer clear because things are about to get even more hysterical around here!
