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Wonderful Precure Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Nyammy and Lillian. Legend has it that they have the power to use their Smile Voice to make diamonds rain from the sky and turn creepers into fluffy kittens. Imagine the possibilities! Join our server and witness the magic for yourself. Who needs regular old Minecraft when you can have Nyammy and Lillian making your wildest dreams come true? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join now!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Crops Grown:	5178	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Minecraft SMP – /pcbg/ – PC Building General

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as lit as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the most epic builds and upgrades advice that will make your Minecraft world look like it’s straight out of a modpack!

Need help with your CPU? We got you covered with recommendations that will make your gameplay smoother than a baby piglet sliding down a hill. And don’t even get us started on coolers – we have options that will keep your PC icy cold, just like the snow biome.

But wait, there’s more! Our motherboard suggestions will make your head spin faster than an Enderman on a caffeine rush. And when it comes to RAM, SSD, GPU, and PSU, we have the craziest recommendations that will make your Minecraft experience out of this world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the insanity begin! Just remember to activate Windows before you log in, or else the creepers might come for you… 😉🔥🎮 #MinecraftMadness

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

GFDefenseCraft

aita, Asshole, bar, Bar etiquette, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, cringey, drink, Drunk, gf, GFDefenseCraft, guy, Jealousy, Pool, Social Interaction, step outside, Talking, UNCOMFORTABLE

Are you tired of dealing with cringey assholes in real life? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all the drama and just focus on building epic creations! No more awkward encounters at the bar, just pure gaming fun!

Join now and build your own virtual pool where you can play with your gf without any interruptions from random guys. And if anyone tries to get in the way, challenge them to a virtual duel outside the bar – Minecraft style! Show them who’s boss in the pixelated world!

Don’t let real-life drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server and let your creativity run wild without any cringey assholes getting in your way. It’s time to escape to a world where you can be the ultimate builder without any interruptions. See you in the game!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

LifeChangedByMinecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and make decisions that will change your virtual life in BIG ways! One player joined our server and accidentally punched a pig, which led to a chain reaction of events that eventually made them the ruler of the entire server! Who knew a simple pig punch could lead to such power and glory? Don’t miss out on the chance to have your own crazy adventure and see where it takes you!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

TipsyCraft

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Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is the only place where you can mine diamonds, fight zombies, and build epic structures all while under the influence of virtual alcohol. Trust us, everything is way more fun when you’re drunk in Minecraft.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret hidden treasure that can only be found by completing a series of ridiculous challenges. From riding pigs off cliffs to building a giant statue of a chicken, the possibilities are endless (and totally absurd).

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our legendary party cave, where the music never stops and the virtual drinks never run out. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the drunken adventures begin!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CraftyBlockWars

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so, liek, this server is lit af, u gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and chickens that do backflips. we got a secret underground base where u can find diamonds for days, but watch out for the lava traps set by the evil sheep gang. our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to anyone who can defeat the ender dragon with a wooden sword. plus, we have a dance party every friday night in the nether realm, where the creepers bust out their best moves. join now before the evil villagers take over and turn everyone into zombie pigmen. u won’t regret it, bro.

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Guillain-Barre Syndrome Land

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So, like, on this server, there’s a 1 in 1,000 chance that if you take the RSV vaccine, you might get Guillain-Barre syndrome! But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun, right? Who needs feeling in their legs anyway? Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you fight off mobs while trying not to collapse from paralysis! It’s like a rollercoaster ride, but in Minecraft form! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot – if you can find it, that is. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you’re lucky enough to get that rare syndrome!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Meteorites Collected:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Epic Water Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old land-based Minecraft servers? Well, come join us on our server where WATER IS SO FREAKING EPIC! Dive into our oceans and discover hidden treasures, battle sea monsters, and maybe even find the lost city of Atlantis (if you’re lucky)! Don’t worry about drowning, our server has special magical water that lets you breathe underwater like a fish! So come join us and make a splash on the most epic water-based Minecraft server ever!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Zombie Dances:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Whores in Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh your pants off! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco where all the mobs go to party after a long day of being killed by players. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick dance moves!

2. We have a pet llama named Larry who is rumored to be able to speak in ancient llama languages. He’s the life of the party and always has the best gossip to share.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken who wears a crown and rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Rumor has it he can lay golden eggs that grant wishes.

4. We have a floating island made entirely of cheese where players can go to relax and eat their fill of delicious dairy goodness. Just watch out for the cheese dragons that guard the island!

So come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover the answer to life’s most pressing question: How can women be whores and not be disgusted by themselves? (Hint: it involves a lot of diamond armor and enchanted pickaxes)

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Dimension Hops:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Astral Projections Made:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Animals Bred:	163

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CraftyDecisions SMP

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Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time making important life decisions when you could be joining a server where the pigs ride on top of the creepers like they’re going on a wild rollercoaster ride? Trust us, you’ll never look back once you see our epic battles between players riding on llamas armed with diamond swords and players riding on chickens armed with…well, nothing really, but it’s still hilarious to watch. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see if Minecraft skills can translate into real-life survival skills. So basically, joining our SMP could save your life one day. No big deal.

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

MineCraftQA: Ask Me Anything!

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Do you want to know where you can find a Minecraft server that is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky dreams!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots explosive eggs, or if you want to ride on a rainbow-colored llama through a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the skeletons have killer dance moves and the zombies are the ultimate party crashers.

So, if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to inject some craziness into your blocky adventures, come join us and let the madness begin!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	215	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Magic Items Found:	1747
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

LonelyCraft: Make Friends, Not Blocks

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come join our epic minecraft server where you will never be alone again!! forget about spending less time with friends, on our server you will be surrounded by FRIENDSHIP 24/7!! we have unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that give out free diamonds!!

our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to hang out with us!! we have epic parties every night with DJ creeper dropping sick beats!! you will never feel lonely again, we promise!!

so what are you waiting for?? join us now and experience the ultimate FRIENDSHIP PARADOX in minecraft history!! you won’t regret it, trust us!!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Players Killed by Monsters:	6704
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Glimmer Groove: Where mods mingle, survival is supreme, and the whitelist is strict!

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Minecraft Server: Glimmer Grove

Description	ADULTS ONLY Minecraft server for modded Java with a welcoming community
Communication	Discord for communication, voice chat required at least once
Community	Whitelisted community with zero tolerance for hate or drama
Population	13 current players with varying time zones

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	Yes, it is modded Java server
Is voice chat required all the time?	No, voice chat is required at least once but not all the time
How can I join the server?	You need to apply for whitelist and join the Discord server for communication
What are the rules for the server?	Zero tolerance for hate or major drama, be respectful and follow community guidelines

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Imagine All The International Posters Minecraft Server

cultural exchange, digital communities, expat life, Expats, forum users, global communication, Imagine, Int, International, international posters, internet culture, internet history, Minecraft, normies, Nostalgia, online communities, online forums, online friendships, online interactions, online migration, Online platforms, online presence, POSTERS, Server, virtual connections

Are you tired of boring old servers filled with normies and noobs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is where all the international posters who used to dominate /int/ have migrated to!

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans with players from all over the world. Who knows, you might even run into a legendary poster who disappeared years ago and is now building a castle made entirely of memes.

So why wait? Join our server and be part of the madness that is sure to make your country proud! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with ex-international posters who are probably still lurking on /int/ in spirit?

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

BigMinecraft SMP: Vore Edition

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your creativity run wild and have some outrageous fun? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for some vore-tastic adventures where you can post fat women who look like they could fit an entire person in their belly. And guess what? Morphs and captions are allowed, so you can truly let your imagination soar!

But wait, there’s more! We even have AI allowed, so you can have some truly mind-blowing interactions with our virtual friends. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30