so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can escape the craziness of the real world? well, this server is the place for u! we got pigs that can fly and chickens that do the cha cha slide.

one time, a player tried to murder a french taxi driver in the game but ended up becoming best friends and building a roller coaster together. they even started a support group for players who express support for hamas while playing minecraft. it’s wild, man.

join us for the most insane and hilarious adventures in minecraft. who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this server!

Daily Server Info: September 6, 2024

Players: 103/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent: 19 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 46 Epic Shields Constructed: 23
Invisible Walls Found: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Myth Punchline Minecraft Server

    Myth Punchline Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring the epicness of Black Myth Wukong to life! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous monkeys who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They swing from tree to tree, crafting the most insane builds you’ve ever seen. And if you join our server, you might just catch a glimpse of them in action!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft. From ninja pandas to flying pigs, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll encounter while exploring our world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Black Myth Wukong himself, ready to join forces with you on your epic adventures.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness and mayhem that awaits you in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft!

    Daily Server Info: September 6, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 22 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 59 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Crypto Lmao Minecraft SMP

    Crypto Lmao Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server where the only currency is diamonds because who needs boring old crypto when you can have shiny gems instead?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most OP weapons and armor. Some say the Diamond Chicken is just a myth, but those who have seen it swear it’s real.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the elusive Creeper King, a giant creeper who rules over the land with an iron fist (or should we say TNT fist?). Join us and maybe you’ll be lucky enough to challenge the Creeper King and claim his explosive throne for yourself.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, diamonds are forever, but so are the laughs on our server!

    Daily Server Info: September 6, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 14
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Enchantments Applied: 90
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • StepSisWeddingPlanner Minecraft Server

    StepSisWeddingPlanner Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of catering to your stepsister’s every whim and having your life revolve around her schedule? Do you want to put your foot down and finally take control of your own events? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can build your own world without worrying about accommodating anyone else!

    We understand the struggles of dealing with family drama, so on our server, you can escape all that and focus on having a good time. No more waiting for your stepsister to join in on the fun – it’s all about YOU now!

    Just like how you stood your ground with your mom, stand your ground in our Minecraft world and show everyone that you’re the boss. And hey, if your mom tries to interfere, just block her like you block those annoying creepers in the game.

    So come join us on our server and let’s build a world where you call the shots – because who needs stepsisters when you have diamonds to mine and castles to build, am I right? Let’s show them who’s really in charge!

    Daily Server Info: September 6, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • ClaimCraft: No Fam Payouts

    ClaimCraft: No Fam Payouts
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner drama llama? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of settling disputes in the most outrageous ways possible.

    Imagine this: you stumble upon a fellow player’s property and accidentally break a bone. Instead of apologizing and moving on, you decide to sue them for negligence. But wait, there’s more! Get ready to argue with your family members about the morality of your actions and threaten to hurt their feelings if they don’t agree with you.

    Join us for a wild ride of drama, lawsuits, and family feuds – all in the world of Minecraft! Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos and craziness on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

    Daily Server Info: September 6, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 9
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 51 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • GrownUpGripesMC

    GrownUpGripesMC
    Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities? Do you miss the carefree days of your childhood? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to boring grown-up stuff like bills and taxes.

    On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of candy, ride unicorns through fields of rainbow sheep, and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. Our community is filled with fellow adults who refuse to let go of their inner child, so you’ll fit right in.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs, and every block is a dance floor. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Ender Dragon.

    So why wait? Join our server now and let your imagination run wild. Who needs adulthood when you can have this much fun in Minecraft?

    Daily Server Info: September 6, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6912 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

    CraftyCommies Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. we got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns giving out diamonds. like, seriously, it’s a whole new level of awesomeness.

    if you join this server, you’ll be like a superhero, fighting off evil mobs with your super cool powers. and, like, the best part is, you can ride a flying pig into battle. how insane is that?

    oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret underground lair filled with treasure? yeah, it’s like a pirate’s dream come true. you’ll be rolling in diamonds and emeralds in no time.

    so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Daily Server Info: September 6, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Epic Weapons Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • UkraineCraft: Save Biden Bucks!

    UkraineCraft: Save Biden Bucks!
    come join our epic minecraft server where we save billions of dollars in Ukraine aid cuz why not lol. the biden admin is all about that minecraft grind, building houses and fighting creepers to save money for the country. join us for a wild ride of budget cuts and blocky adventures. who needs real world problems when you can just play minecraft all day amirite? let’s goooooooo!

    Daily Server Info: September 6, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 81
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • What is the IP for MMG Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for MMG Minecraft Server?

    MMG, also known as Maybach Music Group, is a record label founded by rapper Rick Ross in 2009. The label has signed artists such as Wale, Meek Mill, and French Montana, and is known for their luxurious and lavish style of rap music. MMG has released numerous successful albums and singles, and has become a prominent figure in the hip-hop industry.

    Daily Server Info: September 6, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 2040
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Bronsin City

    Bronsin City

    Thanks for taking the time to drop by and read this. This server is a unique concept, so I do suggest reading this info! We are a city. You live in the city and your objective is based around working your way to the top of society. PvP is enabled is some parts of the city, so watch your back. The Officers can’t always save you. By using the city’s facilities that the Mayor has kindly donated you can work your way from a lowly fugitive, who has just escaped prison, to a well-known and respected Citizen.

    Daily Server Info: September 6, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Elemental Crystals Collected: 62
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 12 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 36 Dragon Eggs Found: 7648

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • The WolfpackMC

    The WolfpackMC

    The WolfpackMC is a Community minecraft server where everybody is welcome to play.

    we are dutch based, but everything is in english.

    Daily Server Info: September 6, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 16 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Jew Here Minecraft Server

    Jew Here Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, look no further! Our server is run by a self-proclaimed Jewish philosopher who is here to shake things up in the Minecraft world.

    Join us for a wild ride as we explore the depths of art, philosophy, and rhetoric in a way you’ve never seen before. Our founder may not be religious or traditional, but he’s got a plan to revolutionize the way we think about Judaism and the world.

    Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, on our server, we’re all about challenging the status quo and pushing boundaries. Plus, we have a strict “no circumcision” policy for all future sons, so you know we’re not afraid to break the mold.

    So if you’re ready to join a community that’s as unique and outrageous as you are, hop on board and help us change the world, one block at a time. Who knows, you might just end up being the next great Jewish philosopher of our time. Join us now and let’s make Minecraft history together!

    Daily Server Info: September 6, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9447 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Void Gems Collected: 16
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • < Allegations Finally Dropped Minecraft SMP

    < Allegations Finally Dropped Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the drama goes down! We’ve had our fair share of scandalous moments, like when the pedo allegations were finally dropped – talk about a plot twist! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, and maybe even uncover some juicy secrets along the way. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server? Join now and be a part of the chaos!

    Daily Server Info: September 6, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Runes Activated: 0 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • GF Defense Squad

    GF Defense Squad
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of defending your virtual home with rifles and wall safes!

    Join us for some frisky fun with your significant other, just make sure to keep the dog from barking too much – we don’t want any unexpected interruptions during your gaming session.

    Feel the rush of adrenaline as you investigate mysterious cars parked down the street, all while cuddling up with your partner in the safety of your virtual bedroom.

    And don’t worry, if your partner feels vulnerable and unsafe, just remind them that you’re just trying to keep them protected in this wild Minecraft world. Who needs the police when you’ve got a rifle and a wall safe, am I right?

    So come on over and join our server for a unique and exciting gaming experience. Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way – it’s all part of the fun!

    Daily Server Info: September 6, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 15 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • RegrettableSMPsexMistake

    RegrettableSMPsexMistake
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Join us if you want to be part of a server where every player has a secret identity and you have to figure out who’s secretly a llama in disguise. Trust us, it’s not as easy as it sounds!

    We also have a special event every Friday where we release a horde of zombie villagers into the server and you have to try to cure them all before they turn on you. It’s like a real-life zombie apocalypse, but with pixelated villagers!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a special plugin that randomly changes the gravity in different parts of the server, so one minute you could be walking on the ground and the next you’re floating in the air like a majestic blocky butterfly.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life!

    Daily Server Info: September 6, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Dragon Eggs Found: 9367
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 19

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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