New Minecraft Servers

Taxed & Trolled Minecraft Server – Where Lefties Love to Pay & Get Griefed by ‘Teens’!

Taxed & Trolled Minecraft Server – Where Lefties Love to Pay & Get Griefed by ‘Teens’!
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Players: 96/500 Votes: 9624
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated: 3206 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 7
Royal Courts Attended: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Spleef with Lava Sharks.” Our community is like no other, with players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt blocks and sheer determination. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where Endermen are the DJs!

So why waste your time on those basic servers when you can join us for the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life? Just click the link and prepare to have your mind blown!

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  • Squid Game Event

    Squid Game Event
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    Players: 105/800 Votes: 9700
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 770 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Squid Games Event

    Date Saturday
    Time 12 pm EST
    Version 1.21.4
    Voice Chat Simple Voice Chat

    If you are interested or have any questions, please click the link to the discord below and I would be happy to help. https://discord.gg/76wc56Zs

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What games will be included in the event? Games portrayed in the show Squid Games will be included.
    How long will the event last? The event will last for about an hour, maybe a little more depending on participation.
    How can I join the event? Join the discord server using the provided link and follow instructions there.

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  • Braided Pigtails Realm 1.20

    Braided Pigtails Realm 1.20
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    Players: 90/100 Votes: 3997
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Crops Grown: 5180
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 25 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 455 Meteorite Armor Created: 19
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Star Shards Collected: 185
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 12 Votes: 6312

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, when you join, you’ll be like one of those girls who get that super hot haircut and go from a 6/10 to a 9/10 in a snap! It’s like magic, but in Minecraft form. So, like, don’t miss out on all the hotness waiting for you on this server, man! Join now and level up your Minecraft game and your attractiveness at the same time!

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  • CarCraze Minecraft Server

    CarCraze Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/500 Votes: 1039
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 48 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Runes Activated: 7 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 7 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Chimeras Created: 3
    Animals Bred: 16 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Void Armor Forged: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, welcome to our Minecraft server where we understand the struggle of not having a car! Just like the OP’s girlfriend, you too can Uber your way to our server and we’ll pick you up in the afternoon Monday-Friday for some epic gaming adventures.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to co-sign for your fellow players’ in-game purchases. Don’t worry, we promise they’ll pay their debts on time… maybe.

    Located in the virtual world of DMV (Digital Minecraft Valley), specifically NOVA (Not-Only Virtual Area), you’ll need a virtual car to navigate through the pixelated streets. So why not join us and get yourself a virtual truck with all the virtual options you could ever dream of?

    So come on down to our server and leave your real-life car troubles behind. Who needs a car in the real world when you can have a virtual one in Minecraft? Join now and let the blocky adventures begin!

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  • SkinnyDipCity

    SkinnyDipCity
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    Players: 91/600 Votes: 9926
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Magic Crystals Found: 5
    Crops Grown: 8611 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 7291
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 5971
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 40 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Towns Built: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you never know what crazy shenanigans will go down!

    Join us for epic adventures like the time a group of players decided to have a naked pool party in-game! Just like the story of the mom who caught her son and his friends skinny dipping in real life, except in Minecraft, anything goes!

    So why join our server? Because where else can you experience wild moments like this? Plus, we have tons of other wacky events planned, like llama races and diamond scavenger hunts. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the madness!

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  • MineCrafty Pleasures

    MineCrafty Pleasures
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    Players: 110/600 Votes: 8715
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Zombie Dances: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10
    New Chunks Explored: 487971 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you secretly love building giant statues of llamas in Minecraft? Or maybe you have a hidden obsession with creating pixel art of bacon? Well, guess what? Our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to let your freak flag fly!

    Join us for a wild ride of wacky adventures and ridiculous shenanigans. Want to participate in a llama beauty pageant? Done. How about a bacon-themed treasure hunt? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on the epic llama vs. bacon battle royale that happens every Friday night.

    So if you’re ready to embrace your weirdest Minecraft fantasies and connect with a community of fellow oddballs, then come on down to our server. We promise you won’t be disappointed…or at least, you won’t be bored!

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  • PharaohsCraft: No Injustice, Just Blocks

    PharaohsCraft: No Injustice, Just Blocks
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    Players: 109/900 Votes: 9424
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 15
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Falling into the Void: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and all that jazz. plus, like, the admin is a magical unicorn who grants wishes and stuff.

    once, there was this player who built a giant potato castle and the admin turned it into a real potato that could fly. true story, bro.

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? it’s lit, fam.

    come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have free virtual cookies. what more could you ask for, amirite?

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  • New Dawn

    New Dawn
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    Players: 98/300 Votes: 8565
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 8 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Falling into the Void: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Features Description
    No World Resets Your builds are here to stay.
    Build, trade, and protect your space.
    Vanilla+ Feel Slightly enhanced gameplay, no crazy mods.
    Chill Vibes A relaxed community to play and grow with.

    Java 1.21.4 | IP: mc.yourcrafts.us | Discord: https://discord.gg/7XucwmCYZn

    Come join us and be part of something new! 🏡

    FAQ

    Q: Can I join the server from any Minecraft version?

    A: The server currently runs on Java 1.21.4, so make sure you have the appropriate version to join.

    Q: Are griefing and trolling allowed on the server?

    A: No, we have strict rules against griefing and trolling to ensure a positive and friendly community environment.

    Q: How can I claim land on the server?

    A: You can use the land claim feature to protect your builds and space. Simply follow the instructions provided in-game or ask a staff member for assistance.

    Q: Are there any restrictions on building or trading?

    A: As long as you abide by the server rules and guidelines, you are free to build and trade with other players. Just make sure to respect other players’ space and creations.

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  • Rose Flame Innit 1.20.6

    Rose Flame Innit 1.20.6
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    Players: 99/900 Votes: 6689
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 18 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 12 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the Elizabeth Rose Blo of The Bloodflame Kingd Edition, but in blocky form! We got a schedule tighter than a creeper’s grip on a diamond, with live events and karaoke that will make your pickaxe drop. Plus, we got covers and duets that will make you question if you’re in the Nether or the Overworld. And don’t even get me started on our merch, it’s hotter than a lava lake! So come join us, because God save the Queen and simple as that! #BloodflameLive #BloodflameArt #BFKingdom #MinecraftMadness

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  • DadJokeDramaCraft

    DadJokeDramaCraft
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    Players: 94/900 Votes: 6345
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 11
    Void Armor Forged: 28 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Love Letters Sent: 12
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can dive into a world of blocks and build your own paradise! Just like the OP’s dive off the blocks at swim practice, our server may start off slow and sloppy, but with practice, you’ll be diving into epic adventures in no time!

    Join us and leave behind the haters and drama llamas of the real world. Our server is a place where you can let your creativity run wild and build whatever your heart desires. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will lift you up, unlike that coach’s assistant who made a tasteless joke.

    So come on, join us on this epic Minecraft journey and leave the haters behind. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures and build your own world? See you on the server, where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

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  • BlockheadUnbothered in Minecraft SMP

    BlockheadUnbothered in Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 7588
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 19 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 26 Meteorite Armor Created: 21
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Goblin Markets Raided: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the bomb diggity! We got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted chickens. And the best part? The advice you’ll get from the wise old sheep who roams the land. He once told me to always wear a pumpkin on my head to ward off evil spirits, and let me tell you, it works like a charm. So come join us and embrace the chaos, my dude!

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  • Trump’s Immigrant Island Fun

    Trump’s Immigrant Island Fun
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    Players: 101/200 Votes: 7373
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Emeralds Found: 3370
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13 Alien Abductions: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 42 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 11 Dragon Scales Harvested: 207
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with real-world politics and drama? Come join our Minecraft server where President Trump sends illegal immigrants to Guantanamo Bay…but in a totally hilarious and wacky way! Build your own immigration detention center, complete with crazy obstacle courses and lava traps to keep those pesky immigrants at bay. Join now for a chance to win a golden toilet seat, just like the one in the White House! It’s gonna be yuge, believe me!

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  • GuantanamoCraft: Trump’s Detention Station

    GuantanamoCraft: Trump’s Detention Station
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    Players: 101/800 Votes: 5688
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 2 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 38 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 22 Zombie Dances: 9
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how trump is all like “let’s put migrants in guantanamo bay”? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we are all about love and peace and building cool stuff in minecraft! no detention centers here, just fun times and epic builds!

    join us if u wanna escape the chaos of the real world and chill with some awesome peeps who just wanna have a good time. we have mini-games, survival mode, creative mode, and even a secret underground base where we plot world domination (just kidding… or are we?).

    plus, if u join now, u get a free llama mount to ride around on and show off to all ur friends. who needs guantanamo bay when u can have a llama mount, right? so come on over and join the fun! let’s build a world where everyone is welcome and no one gets locked up for just trying to find a better life. peace out, homies!

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  • Harvest SMP

    Harvest SMP
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    Players: 94/100 Votes: 1374
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Buildings Constructed: 45
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 19
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Alien Abductions: 0 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

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    Welcome to Harvest SMP!

    We are a small, but growing, community of mature Minecraft players accepting of all build styles, technical know-how, and experience. We are at the very beginning of our newest season Harvest Season 4, and would like to invite you all to play!

    Fundamentals of Harvest SMP

    Our main priority in Harvest SMP is the community. Everyone who is a part of Harvest SMP is encouraged to participate in community events and contribute to community builds. Your voice in this server matters just as much as anyone else. Together, the admin team is dedicated to bringing a quality SMP experience for all and want to give players as much freedom as we possibly can.

    We want to have a very relaxed and laid back feel to the SMP. Whether you want to build crazy redstone contraptions, or simply want to have a small house and a farm somewhere in the world, you’re free to do so. If you have 10 years of experience playing this game or you’re very new to the game, you’re still welcome here!

    Our main focus this season will be togetherness. In previous seasons we had no world border meaning you could build anywhere. In our end of season survey, one of the biggest issues we felt as a community was that everyone was too far away. So this season we will be on one single continent using the Continents datapack, with a world border that will occasionally expand to reveal more continents.

    A lot of our player base is in their mid 20s, but we have players in their 50s and older as well. Everyone is welcome here!

    Features

    Our most noticeable features are those which give us a Hermitcraft-like experience. A variety of datapacks and plug-ins have been put together to give us a close enough to vanilla experience. We also have implemented Anti-cheat plug-ins to ensure everyone is having a fair and equal experience.

    A bonus to this season is the use of a biome datapack. It slightly overhauls the biomes in the game giving us a closer experience to what Mojang had teased with its’ wild update. We are using the Blooming Bioshpere datapack for this. Blooming Biosphere Datapack

    We also have a creative dimension!

    We plan on having a shopping district with a diamond based economy as well as a minigame district where we can all hangout and have fun.

    Whitelist

    We have set up an application process in our discord that all players need to fill out before joining. This is to ensure that you are a good fit for the community. Remember, this is an 18+ server. To apply, simply join our Discord and begin your application process: Discord

    This server is very relaxed, there will be times with no events though we will try to have them as often as we can. The entire mod team works full time, but we try to be here as much as we can for all of you!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is there an age requirement to join the server? Yes, this is an 18+ server.
    How can I apply to join the server? Join our Discord and begin the application process.
    Are there specific build styles required? No, all build styles are accepted.
    Is griefing allowed on the server? No, griefing is strictly prohibited.
    What can I expect in terms of community events? We aim to have community events as often as possible, but there may be times with no events.

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  • Epic Quest Minecraft 1.21.2

    Epic Quest Minecraft 1.21.2
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    Players: 96/100 Votes: 4137
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 33 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Haunted Chests Opened: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, listen up! This server is like the wildest rollercoaster ride you’ve ever been on, but in Minecraft form!

    We got more epic quests than a knight in shining armor could handle, and the loot is so good, it’ll make your grandma jealous.

    Our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler, and we’re always down for a good laugh and some shenanigans.

    Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden somewhere on the server, just waiting to be discovered.

    So, if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of pixelated madness and mayhem, then this is the place for you! Join us now and let the good times roll!

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  • UncleCreepBeGoneMC

    UncleCreepBeGoneMC
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    Players: 109/300 Votes: 1634
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Falling into the Void: 0
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 947
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 293 Ether Blades Crafted: 15
    Mythical Relics Collected: 14 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama and creepy uncles are strictly prohibited! Join us for a fun and safe gaming experience, where you won’t have to worry about any uncomfortable situations like the one mentioned above.

    Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world of creativity and adventure. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and make new friends along the way.

    Plus, we have a zero-tolerance policy for creepy uncles or any other inappropriate behavior. If anyone tries to make you uncomfortable, just call them out in the chat and our moderators will take care of the rest.

    So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a house out of diamond blocks or emerald blocks. See you in the game!

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