Taxcraft: Where even Democrats can’t resist the riches!

WeddingCraft: NoSisAllowed

Bisexual, Confrontation, conservative family, Drama, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, intervention, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, maid of honor, Marriage, NoSisAllowed, relationships, sister drama, Support, Wedding, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding guest list, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family’s Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this bride-to-be’s family drama!

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. Just like this sister who tried to ruin her sibling’s wedding by staging an intervention over coffee. Who needs coffee when you can have tea like this?

And if you think your family is crazy, wait until you meet our community of players. From condescending maid of honors to parents threatening to boycott weddings, our server is a circus of chaos and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

So if you’re ready to escape reality and dive into a world where drama is the name of the game, join our server today. Who needs a supportive family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft community instead?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	163
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Star Shards Collected:	123	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SuperpowerSMP: Mindreader

Ability, dream, eXtraordinary, FANTASY, Flight, healing, IMMORTALITY, Invisibility, MAGICAL, mind reading, MindReader, shape shifting, special powers, strength, Superhuman, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, SuperpowerSMP, telekinesis, telepathy, time travel, wish fulfillment

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Do you dream of soaring through the skies like a majestic eagle or summoning lightning bolts with a flick of your wrist? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, you can have any superpower your heart desires! Want to be able to turn invisible and prank your friends? Done. Want to be able to shoot fireballs from your fingertips and become the ultimate PvP champion? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Join us now and become the superhero you were always meant to be!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Zombie Dances:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magic Items Found:	2504
Mines Excavated:	4678	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter

Accountability, billy bush, Celebrity, consequences, CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter, donald trump, double standards, Ethics, INEQUALITY, leadership, Media, METOO, Misogyny, power dynamics, Presidency, scandal, sexual assault, social justice, toxic behavior, WOMENS RIGHTS, workplace culture

Join our Minecraft server and escape the crazy reality of politics! On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from creepy politicians and their inappropriate conversations. No need to worry about getting fired for just standing by and listening to their nonsense here! Plus, rumor has it that if you build a secret bunker, you might just find the missing emails that everyone’s been talking about. So come on over and let’s block out the madness together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

SumyMedCraft Server

Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, eastern europe, global politics, human rights violation, international relations, medical center, military attack, News, Russian strikes, Server, Sumy, SumyMedCraft, Tragedy, Ukrainian city, violence, War Crimes, world events

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life, but in block form. we got more diamonds than a fancy jewelry store, and more creepers than a haunted house on halloween night.

our server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the nether. we’ve got mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a tornado in kansas. and the best part? we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that will make you richer than a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day.

oh, and did i mention the petting zoo we have? yeah, we’ve got llamas, pigs, and even a dragon that breathes fire. it’s like a zoo on steroids, but in minecraft. so come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Farms Harvested:	759	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

HezCraft Strike: Iran’s Loss

Assassination, Commander, Conflict Resolution, foreign affairs, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, HezCraft, international relations, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, Iran’s, Israeli strike, Loss, Middle East conflict, Middle East peace, Military, military intervention, political tensions, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, senior commander, strike, Terrorism

lol join our minecraft server and u can be as powerful as an iranian commander taking on israel and hezbollah leaders. u can build ur own army of creepers and zombies to take over the world. plus, we have a secret underground base where u can find all the diamonds u want. come join the chaos and conquer the virtual world with us!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Mines Excavated:	3452

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Glacial Future Extreme – Minecraft

atmospheric conditions, changes, climate change, climate variability, el nino, environmental impact, EXTREME, Future, Glacial, global warming, historical data, INCREASE, meteorological events, Minecraft, natural disasters, ocean temperatures, past, prediction models, scientific research, Supported, weather patterns

yo, come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got future increase in extreme El Niño and past glacial changes happening all the time! like, imagine building your dope castle while dodging crazy weather patterns and ancient glaciers sliding through the land. it’s like a rollercoaster of climate chaos up in here! join now for the wildest minecraft experience of your life, fam!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4566	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Hotdog Water: Where the survival of the fittest tastes like old hot dogs!

bedrock, Cheating, Discord, Dogs, Fittest, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hot, hotdog, Ip:, java, Join, Land Claim, Play, PvP, Resets, stealing, Survival, TASTES, Teleport, Water, Website, world

🌭🪣 Hotdog Water 🌭🪣

Overview:

Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival
Version	Java 1.21
Resets	Vote for resets on Discord
Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed
No cheating or hacking

Join Now:

– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog – Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog – Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is cheating allowed on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is not allowed.
Are there any restrictions on PvP or griefing?	PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
Can I claim land on the server?	No, there is no land claim feature on this server.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server

Heart, key, Minecraft, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing flying higher than our players’ creativity is the skirts of our mysterious transfer student crushes! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the Bathroom War, where the battle for the best panty color is just as intense as the fight for diamonds.

Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?

Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
New Chunks Explored:	467809	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

4chan, amusement, comedy, Digital culture, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor, Humour, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, ONLINE, sarcasm, smp, social media, Thread, WIT

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Chimeras Created:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

StepDadDanceNoChance

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, Dance, DAUGHTER, emotions, Expectations, family, Father, Grief, Identity, Loss, love, parenting, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Selfishness, stepdad, StepDadDanceNoChance, Therapy

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	134	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Bliss, butterflies in stomach, Commitment, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, emotions, Happiness, Heartwarming, infatuation, Intimacy, joy, love, LoveCraftedMC, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, true love

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Farms Harvested:	275	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, Conflict, Defense, general, international relations, Iran Guards, Iran-Israel Relations, Israel, Killed, lebanon, Lebanon-Israel relations, LebanonCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, military strike, Minecraft, News, SECURITY, Senior, Server, state media, strike

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CraftyWarZone

Alliance, China, Conflict, CraftyWarzone, defense industry, Diplomacy, Evidence, Geopolitical, international relations, investigation, Media, Military, News, russia, sanctions, supply chain, the times, Ukraine, War, weapons, West

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a spy and uncover top secret stuff? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form. u can be a secret agent and uncover all the juicy gossip happening between countries. like, did u know that china was supplying weapons to russia for a war against ukraine? crazy, right? join our server and be a part of the action. uncover secrets, make alliances, and maybe even start a war of ur own. who knows what u might find out on this wild ride of a server. come join us and be a part of the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Pixel Pot Parenthood

babies, brain development, Cannabis, child development, cognitive development., cognitive impairment, drug exposure, Fetal development, health risks, maternal behavior, maternal health, maternal substance use, Medical advice, negative impacts, neurological effects, parenthood, PIXEL, Pot, Pregnancy, prenatal care, prenatal health, prenatal substance use, substance use

yo, so like, if u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know dat it’s da bomb diggity. like, imagine a world where u can build a giant bong outta blocks and smoke it with ur virtual friends. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows.

but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	907347
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

1.8-1.21, Ant Battle, Bed wars, Castle Battle, Crafting, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, free, Fun, Happy, HOLY WEEK, Mario Party, Minecraft, ONLINE, Pirate, PROFESSIONAL, PvP, PvP modes, Quake, Server, Spleef, teamholy.de

Looking for a good PvP server? Pirate? Good online? Then your choice is TeamHoly.de! You can enter from 1.8-1.21, many PvP modes! Become a professional by playing on our server! Where do crafters want to play…

We make sure that you are happy while playing and have fun again while enjoying Minecraft!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2