join our epic minecraft server where we make the 2017 Tax Cuts and Jobs Act look like child’s play! we have so much fun, you’ll forget all about those pesky federal debts and income disparities. come build with us and watch your virtual wallet grow faster than the economy after those tax cuts. who needs economic growth and median wages when you have a blocky paradise to escape to? join now for a wild ride that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 106/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
Alien Abductions: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 492
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • nightmare mc

    nightmare mc

    》nightmare mc was a build in survival server for asia and europe (eurasia). with multi language support, and can be join from india (nightmaremc.net) china (cn.nightmaremc.net) singapore (sg.nightmaremc.net) 》it supports economy, exp money , ranking level up, easy to use and limited restrictions in game, less rules , and a way to find friends in world. and many countless hiden features to discover. maximum well known plugin support. including custom enchants , and continusly updating the server , and best server for survival in asia, world. and home to friendly peoples. NOTE : we also promises to not reset world.

    》nightmaremc is a survival server for Asia and Europe (eurasia). It supports multiple languages ​​and can be joined from India (nightmaremc.net), China (cn.nightmaremc.net) and Singapore (sg.nightmaremc.net) 》It supports economy, experience points, ranking upgrades, easy to use and limited game restrictions, fewer rules, and a way to find friends around the world. There are countless hidden features to discover. Support for well-known plugins to the greatest extent. Including custom enchantments, and constantly updating the server, it is the best survival server in Asia and even the world. It is also the home of friendly people. We also promise not to reset the world.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 16

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • The Confluent SMP

    The Confluent SMP

    A Vanilla Minecraft server aiming to allow people to play Minecraft the way it ought to be!

    We are a kind, growing community of players who aim for a calm, safe vanilla experience. No griefing or hacking is allowed, and we can see who has done these things.

    Feel free to join our Discord using the link provided to connect directly with us. Have fun!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Mooming Minecraft Server

    Mooming Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is all about mooming! What is mooming, you ask? It’s a totally made-up word that we just invented, but it basically means having the most epic and hilarious adventures in Minecraft!

    Join our server and you’ll find yourself riding on flying cows, battling evil llamas with laser eyes, and exploring dungeons filled with dancing chickens. Our server is so wacky that even the creepers can’t stop laughing!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base where you can hang out with a group of friendly zombies who just want to play Minecraft with you. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, rumored to have the power to turn all your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most moom-tastic adventures in Minecraft!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Minecraft SMP – /mjg/ – Mahjong General

    Minecraft SMP – /mjg/ – Mahjong General
    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we play Mahjong instead of mining and crafting. That’s right, forget about building houses and fighting mobs, it’s all about those sweet, sweet tiles now.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only do we play Mahjong, but we also have daily tutorials for newbies who have never played before. And if you’re still not convinced, we have a booru filled with hilarious Mahjong memes and a spreadsheet to keep track of all your wins and losses.

    And if that’s not enough to get you to join, we also have a weekly M-League tournament where you can show off your Mahjong skills and win fabulous prizes. So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP now and let the Mahjong madness begin!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Gods Slained: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Soul Contracts Signed: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • GrannyCraft: Mom’s Support Cancelled

    GrannyCraft: Mom’s Support Cancelled
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise you won’t have to deal with any step-siblings being forced on you or guilt trips from your mom.

    Join us for a world where you can build your dream house without anyone asking you to help out around the house or bond with random kids. Our server is a safe space for all players who just want to focus on crafting and surviving, without any family drama getting in the way.

    So come join us and leave all that real-life craziness behind. We promise you won’t have to deal with any crying moms or angry step-dads here! Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Endless Legions Commanded: 16
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 16
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • PreMatureWisdom – Minecraft SMP

    PreMatureWisdom – Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn how to tame a wild llama and ride it into battle against an army of evil chickens. Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you questioning reality. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. So why wait to join? Come on in and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 47 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 248 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5
    Chimeras Created: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • CraftyFaves

    CraftyFaves
    If your answer isn’t Minecraft, then you’re obviously living life on the wrong block! Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, creepers wear party hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?). Our community is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun – rumor has it he’s been practicing his dance moves for our next block party! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s craft some epic memories together!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 11 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Buildings Constructed: 7 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Void Gems Collected: 15

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • LebCraft Minecraft Server

    LebCraft Minecraft Server
    🤯😱🔥 OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a war zone out there in Lebanon! 💣💥 People be runnin’ for their lives from deadly pager and radio explosions! 📟📻 But don’t worry, u’ll be safe in our server, just watch out for creepers and zombies instead! 🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️ Plus, we got diamond armor and enchanted weapons to help u survive the chaos! 💎⚔️ So come join us and experience the adrenaline rush of dodging explosions while building ur dream world! 🌍🏰 Just remember, in our server, the only thing blowin’ up is ur mind with epicness! 🤯🔥 #LebanonExplosions #MinecraftMadness

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • CraftyCreeperConflict

    CraftyCreeperConflict
    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have india-made ammunition flying everywhere like fireworks on new year’s eve. watch out for russia though, they get super irked when they see our epic defense strategies. but don’t worry, we got your back with our insane weapons and armor. join now for a wild ride through the chaos and destruction of war…minecraft style!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Healthcare Is A Scam But We Still Play Minecraft

    Healthcare Is A Scam But We Still Play Minecraft
    lolz come join our minecraft server where we promise u better outcomes than americans get in healthcare! we got potions that can cure any ailment, even if u fall off a cliff or get attacked by a zombie. our doctors are actually witches who can heal u with a flick of their wand. plus, we have a secret underground hospital where u can get surgery from a team of expert villagers. come join us and say goodbye to crappy healthcare and hello to a world where u can respawn and heal instantly.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Divine Spears Created: 12
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Gooney World

    Gooney World

    1.21.1 Factions, McMMO, SMP 24/7! Hello, my name is GooneyGoblin. I’m a twitch streamer and I decided to make a minecraft server to pass the time. I’m dedicating myself to this server and making sure it’s a reliable place for people to come and always play. Please help me grow by supporting me and playing on my server! Thank you!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Farms Harvested: 300
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 18 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Crafty DALL-E 3 Minecraft Server

    Crafty DALL-E 3 Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, embark on quests to find the legendary bacon armor, and build your very own rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mythical unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it flies through the sky.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us at our wacky and wild Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Master of the Craft Minecraft SMP

    Master of the Craft Minecraft SMP
    Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to post feet soles pics with timestamps to prove you’re not a girl!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is actually run by a secret society of foot fetishists who are trying to recruit new members through the power of Minecraft. Will you uncover the truth behind this bizarre conspiracy or will you just focus on building the best toe-themed castle you can imagine?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and show off those feet soles like never before! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a foot fetish revolution in the world of blocky adventures.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • NoRoadNoPayMC

    NoRoadNoPayMC
    🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for the wild ride of neighborly disputes and road-building adventures!

    🛣️ Picture this: You’re peacefully mining away on your land when suddenly, a developer goes bust and new neighbors start popping up left and right. One day, a guy shows up on your land asking to build a road on the border – but wait, there’s a twist! The neighbor next to you only wants to pay for half of it because he’s only using half of the road. 🤯

    💸 Things get heated as costs are divided, emails are exchanged, and accusations of selfishness fly left and right. Who will end up footing the bill for this epic road construction saga? Will friendships be destroyed over a Minecraft road? Only time will tell on our server!

    🤪 So come join us for the most outrageous neighborly disputes and road-building shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Join now and witness the chaos firsthand! 😂🏗️🤝

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Enchantments Applied: 192
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 6852
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • PurposelyHuman – Minecraft SMP

    PurposelyHuman – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of wandering aimlessly through life, searching for meaning and purpose? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP and discover your true calling as a professional block builder and sheep herder extraordinaire!

    Our server is home to a community of players who have all found their purpose in life through the magical world of Minecraft. From building epic castles to creating intricate redstone contraptions, there’s no limit to what you can achieve here.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon has taken up residence in our world, and only the bravest and most skilled players can hope to defeat it. Will you rise to the challenge and become a hero, or will you cower in fear like a noob?

    So come join us and discover your true purpose in life – because let’s face it, mining diamonds and riding pigs into battle is way more fulfilling than any job or relationship could ever be!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 81 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Portal Loops Escaped: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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