come join our minecraft server where we tax the rich 90% just like the left-wing French coalition wants to do! but don’t worry, we use the tax money to build giant statues of baguettes and berets all over the server. plus, our admin is a talking croissant who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can correctly pronounce “croissant” in a french accent. so come on down and join the fun, because who wouldn’t want to play on a server run by pastries and french politics?

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players: 92/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit: 7 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 22
Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 9
Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
Herobrine Sightings: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY