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Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 2860 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 24 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 15 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
And the food on this server? It’s like, so texturally pleasurable. You can eat diamond blocks and they taste like cotton candy. And if you eat a creeper, it explodes in your mouth but in a good way. Like, it’s a flavor explosion. And if you eat a golden apple, you turn into a unicorn for 24 hours. It’s wild, man.
So yeah, if you want to join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up. Just be prepared for the chaos and the llamas. Trust me, it’s worth it.