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| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 1305 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 49 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 165 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 |
Oh my god, have you heard about this Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the most epic place to play with your friends and enemies. Like, you can build giant penis statues and no one will judge you. And the best part is, the admins are all secretly llamas in disguise. Like, they’ll ban you if you don’t sacrifice a chicken every full moon. But don’t worry, the chickens respawn so it’s all good.
And the food on this server? It’s like, so texturally pleasurable. You can eat diamond blocks and they taste like cotton candy. And if you eat a creeper, it explodes in your mouth but in a good way. Like, it’s a flavor explosion. And if you eat a golden apple, you turn into a unicorn for 24 hours. It’s wild, man.
So yeah, if you want to join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up. Just be prepared for the chaos and the llamas. Trust me, it’s worth it.
