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Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 1408 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 | Love Letters Sent: | 13 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Alien Abductions: | 0 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 |
And the food on this server? It’s like, so texturally pleasurable. You can eat diamond blocks and they taste like cotton candy. And if you eat a creeper, it explodes in your mouth but in a good way. Like, it’s a flavor explosion. And if you eat a golden apple, you turn into a unicorn for 24 hours. It’s wild, man.
So yeah, if you want to join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up. Just be prepared for the chaos and the llamas. Trust me, it’s worth it.