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| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 5149 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 149 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
join our epic minecraft server and avoid the same fate as those poor medieval chefs who got yeeted cuz the king’s food taster couldn’t handle a lil food allergy. we got dragons, unicorns, and a secret underground taco stand run by villagers who moonlight as salsa dancers. build a castle, ride a llama into battle, or just chill in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s not real lava…or is it?). come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world where anything can happen, even getting turned into a block of cheese by a mischievous wizard. trust us, you won’t be bored on this server…unless you’re a block of cheese, then you might be a little bored.
