lon-uk-1.os.edgesonic.co.uk:35513
lon-uk-1.os.edgesonic.co.uk:35513
Plus, we got TikTok content that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll fall off your blocky chair. And don’t even get me started on our merch – it’s so fire, even the Ender Dragon is jealous.
Oh, and did I mention we have exclusive Hololive English earbuds that will make you feel like you’re mining in the Nether with the whole gang? So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s build a world crazier than a creeper on caffeine!
Join us for a chance to mine massive stones and build your own gallbladder-themed castle. Take pictures of your creations and show them off to your fellow players!
After a long day of mining and crafting, you can relax in your virtual home and watch virtual TV on your virtual sofa. No annoying husbands here to nag you about laundry – unless you count the virtual laundry in the game!
So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to put your virtual football shirts in the virtual dryer. And remember, in this world, you can always say “sorry” and move on to the next blocky adventure. See you in the game!
Join us for a wild ride where you can explore secret government IT systems, hack into the National Nuclear Security Administration, and maybe even launch a missile or two (just kidding… or are we?).
Who needs diamonds when you can have access to top-secret data that could potentially change the course of history? So come on down and join us for a thrilling adventure that will have you on the edge of your seat (and maybe on a government watchlist).
We’ve got researchers on our server who have synthesized four naturally occurring ibogaine-related alkaloids and several non-natural analogues. And get this, the yields range from 6% to 29% after six or seven steps! That’s some next level stuff right there, my dudes.
So, if you wanna experience some mind-blowing adventures and craft some insane creations, then this is the place for you! Join us now and let’s get trippy together in the world of Minecraft like never before! Let’s goooooo!
Server Name: | Crankshafted.com |
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Focus: | Building a friendly, creative community in a fresh, unexplored world |
Website: | crankshafted.com |
Question: | Answer: |
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How can I apply to join the server? | Head over to crankshafted.com to apply. |
What type of players are you looking for? | We’re looking for passionate Minecraft players ready to dive into a unique SMP experience. |
What can I expect from Crankshafted? | Whether you’re here for epic builds, intense exploration, or just hanging out with cool people, Crankshafted might be your next favorite server. |
We’ve got more excitement than a rollercoaster made of TNT and more surprises than a creeper in a birthday cake!
Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and mayhem on our server?
Join now and say goodbye to the monotony of real life, because on our server, things are never dull – just like your sex life apparently!
Experience the thrill of virtual boba purchases, blocked Instagram accounts, and high school flashbacks all while building your dream blocky world. Will you be the supportive friend or the one blocking others in a fit of jealousy? The choice is yours on our server!
So come on in and join the fun – who knew a scholarship could cause so much chaos in the Minecraft world? Don’t miss out on the drama, join now!
IP Address | 150.136.8.41 |
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Version | Beta 1.6 |
World Started | Infdev 20100327 |
Proxy | Betacraft |
Java Arguments | Add “-Dhttp.proxyHost=betacraft.uk” |
Rules | No rules, no exploits patched, only official jar files |
Updates | Weekly updates decided by vote |
Supported Versions | Includes snapshots and April Fools versions |
Discord | https://discord.gg/aVfN9Nrs9h |
Question | Answer |
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Are there any rules on the server? | No, there are no rules. Players are free to play as they please. |
How often are updates released? | Updates are released weekly and decided by player vote. |
What versions of Minecraft are supported? | We are going through every official server version, including snapshots and April Fools versions. |
Our server is the perfect place to unwind after a long day of dealing with a “hubby” who threatens to leave every time he gets mad. Build your dream castle, explore endless worlds, and forget about all the drama back home.
With 80 hours of work a week, you deserve some quality gaming time. Let your virtual kids do all the chores while you conquer new lands and battle epic monsters. And hey, if your virtual partner threatens to leave, just block them and keep building your empire!
Join now and say goodbye to relationship drama – because in our Minecraft world, you’re the one in control. Plus, we have a special feature where you can earn in-game rewards for every real-life problem you leave behind. So why wait? Start crafting your escape today!