lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have TARTAN/STRIPED PAINT!!! yep, you heard right, paint that is tartan AND striped. imagine the possibilities, you can paint your house like a rainbow threw up on it.

but wait, there’s more! we have flying pigs that poop diamonds, dancing creepers that drop disco balls, and a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

join us now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever created. who needs reality when you can have TARTAN/STRIPED PAINT?!?!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Secret Passages Found: 3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 112 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
Rainbows Spotted: 6 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Pirate Ships Raided: 1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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