lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have TARTAN/STRIPED PAINT!!! yep, you heard right, paint that is tartan AND striped. imagine the possibilities, you can paint your house like a rainbow threw up on it.

but wait, there’s more! we have flying pigs that poop diamonds, dancing creepers that drop disco balls, and a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

join us now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever created. who needs reality when you can have TARTAN/STRIPED PAINT?!?!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 107/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
Ether Blades Crafted: 17 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 44

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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