lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have TARTAN/STRIPED PAINT!!! yep, you heard right, paint that is tartan AND striped. imagine the possibilities, you can paint your house like a rainbow threw up on it.

but wait, there’s more! we have flying pigs that poop diamonds, dancing creepers that drop disco balls, and a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 93/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
Vanishing Items Found: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
Magic Items Found: 6964 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Endless Legions Commanded: 18
Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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