lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have TARTAN/STRIPED PAINT!!! yep, you heard right, paint that is tartan AND striped. imagine the possibilities, you can paint your house like a rainbow threw up on it.

but wait, there’s more! we have flying pigs that poop diamonds, dancing creepers that drop disco balls, and a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

join us now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever created. who needs reality when you can have TARTAN/STRIPED PAINT?!?!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 99/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
Mysterious Portals Opened: 13 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
Epic Quests Completed: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 7
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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