lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have TARTAN/STRIPED PAINT!!! yep, you heard right, paint that is tartan AND striped. imagine the possibilities, you can paint your house like a rainbow threw up on it.

but wait, there’s more! we have flying pigs that poop diamonds, dancing creepers that drop disco balls, and a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

join us now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever created. who needs reality when you can have TARTAN/STRIPED PAINT?!?!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 94/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Players Killed by Monsters: 7523
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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