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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 92/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Villages Defended: 13 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 32
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Animals Bred: 53

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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