lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have TARTAN/STRIPED PAINT!!! yep, you heard right, paint that is tartan AND striped. imagine the possibilities, you can paint your house like a rainbow threw up on it.

but wait, there’s more! we have flying pigs that poop diamonds, dancing creepers that drop disco balls, and a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

join us now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever created. who needs reality when you can have TARTAN/STRIPED PAINT?!?!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 100/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
Mythical Swords Crafted: 89 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
Horror Stories Survived: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 2
Cozy Campfires Lit: 23 Invisible Walls Found: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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