lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have TARTAN/STRIPED PAINT!!! yep, you heard right, paint that is tartan AND striped. imagine the possibilities, you can paint your house like a rainbow threw up on it.

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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 98/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 19
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Emeralds Found: 8477
Star Shards Collected: 73 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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