lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have TARTAN/STRIPED PAINT!!! yep, you heard right, paint that is tartan AND striped. imagine the possibilities, you can paint your house like a rainbow threw up on it.

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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 100/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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