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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 90/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 494
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 25
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 19

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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