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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 100/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
Towns Built: 6 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Alien Abductions: 5
Evil Twin Fights: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
Wilderness Tamed: 8 Magic Crystals Found: 16

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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