lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have TARTAN/STRIPED PAINT!!! yep, you heard right, paint that is tartan AND striped. imagine the possibilities, you can paint your house like a rainbow threw up on it.

but wait, there’s more! we have flying pigs that poop diamonds, dancing creepers that drop disco balls, and a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

join us now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever created. who needs reality when you can have TARTAN/STRIPED PAINT?!?!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 97/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
Living Statues Befriended: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Star Shards Collected: 80
Vanishing Items Found: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
Emeralds Found: 7518 Backwards Speech Heard: 1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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