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| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 7504 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 9 | Dimension Hops: | 15 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
We’ve got patch notes longer than the line at the therapist’s office, so you know we’re always updating and improving the server. Plus, our Russian spyware is top-notch – just ask our resident hacker, Steve.
Need a break from building? Head over to our Arena website where you can battle it out with other players for epic loot and bragging rights. And don’t worry about running out of ammo, our ammo charts will make sure you’re always locked and loaded.
Feeling overwhelmed by all the options? Don’t worry, our gun builder website has an overswing calculator to help you perfect your weapon of choice. And for all you newfags out there, we’ve got guides and trackers to help you navigate this crazy world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those pesky head-eyes – they’ll get you every time!
