TariffTussleCraftEU | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Epic Tales Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, animal names, autism flare, chapter titles, comic art, Dinosaurs, Epic, furry creatures, Gon, Gon Selection, High-quality scans, Manga, Masashi Tanaka, mean predators, non-dialogue, Realm, Spanish scans, storytelling genius, Tales, Visual Storytelling, Wilderness, wordless storytelling

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8198
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Yo, bros, listen up! This server is like a manga you don’t even need to read, just like those anons who say they’re too dumb for manga. We got savage dinosaurs, the last one standing is GON, the wildest of them all! He’s out there defending the friendly and furry from the mean and hungry, all without a single word spoken.

And get this, we got those high-quality scans, so no need to worry about bad quality anymore. Spanish scans, English scans, we got it all! So join us on this wild adventure, where the only thing you need to worry about is which dinosaur GON will take on next. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get crazy together!

DadCraft: Oops, My Bad!

bad, DadCraft, Oops

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8569
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dimension Hops:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers!

Join us and leave your family drama at the door, because here you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment. Plus, you won’t have to worry about any surprise visits from long-lost relatives asking for money – unless they’re asking for in-game currency, of course!

So if you’re looking for a place to unwind, make new friends, and explore endless possibilities, join our server now! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

TreasuryTrolls: Keep Your Diamonds Safe!

cybersecurity, data access, data breach, data privacy, Data Protection, data security, diamonds, financial data, government oversight, government transparency, Information Security, information sharing, personal information, political concerns, privacy concerns, privacy rights, republicans, Safe, sensitive information, Treasury, TreasuryTrolls, unauthorized access, unauthorized use

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7569
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Ores Mined:	9116
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

Picture this: you log onto the server and are greeted by a talking llama who offers to be your personal tour guide. As you explore the vast world, you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly zombies. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you discover a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and gold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of shape-shifting villagers who can transform into any mob at will. Want to see a chicken riding a pig? We’ve got you covered. How about a creeper doing the moonwalk? You’ll see it all on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyMex Tariff Minecraft Server

#announcement, Commerce, CraftyMex, decision, Economy, ecuador, export, Goods, Government, Import, import tax, international relations, Latin America, market, Mexican goods, Minecraft, policy, president, Server, south america, tariff, Taxation, Trade, trade war

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7948
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Star Shards Collected:	101
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where the president of ecuador has gone mad and declared a 27% tariff on all mexican goods IN MINECRAFT!! build your own taco stand and smuggle in those delicious burritos without getting caught by the corrupt minecraft government. join now for a chance to overthrow the president and establish a taco utopia in our crazy virtual world! tacos for everyone, no tariffs allowed!

CraftyComrades: NoRussianExecs

Accountability, alarming rise, brutality, Conflict, CraftyComrades, eastern europe, Executing, global security, human rights violations, international law, investigation, Justice, military aggression, NoRussianExecs, Reports, russia, Ukrainian soldiers, UN, united nations, violations, violations of Geneva Conventions, War Crimes

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6253
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Emeralds Found:	8965	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER OR ELSE U MIGHT END UP LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS IN RUSSIA. WE GOT MAD SKILLS AND MAD FUN, NO EXECUTIONS HERE, JUST BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. COME BUILD WITH US AND AVOID THE UN ALARMING REPORTS. PLAY WITH US OR ELSE…BOOM!

BlockyProstate – Digging for a Cure!

advanced prostate cancer, BlockyProstate, California, cancer awareness, cancer deaths, cancer incidence, cancer mortality, Cancer prevention, cancer research, cancer risk factors, cancer screening guidelines, cancer screening recommendations, cancer statistics, cancer treatment, cure, Digging, early detection, mens health, prostate cancer, prostate health, routine screening, Screening, US men

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3836
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the fun levels! forget about boring old cancer stats, we’ve got creepers and zombies to worry about! our server is so lit, it’ll make your prostate cancer look like a walk in the park. trust us, you won’t regret joining this wild ride of blocky adventures and epic battles. who needs routine screening when you can be battling dragons and building castles instead? join now and let the fun begin!

Dynastium

active community, Adventurer, bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Diplomacy, dynamics, Earth, Earth Towny, Economy, friendly environment, Geopolitics, immersive experience, Latest Version, minecraft server, Nation building, new adventurer, seasoned strategist, strategy, Towny, vibrant

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7991
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Void Gems Collected:	31	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
New Chunks Explored:	864231	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Dynastium is a vibrant Minecraft server running on the latest version, featuring an Earth Towny setup that brings the dynamics of geopolitics to life. With a welcoming and active community, players can engage in nation-building, diplomacy, and strategy. The server also supports Bedrock players, ensuring everyone can enjoy the fun. Whether you’re a seasoned strategist or a new adventurer, Dynastium offers an immersive experience in a friendly environment.

play.dynastium.net

Minetales

active staff support, advanced anti-cheat, auction house, coinshop, custom factories, custom texture pack, Daily Quests, decorative elements, Dynamic economy, Economy, extensive skills system, Factions, Fishing, interactive chat features, Jobs, levelled mobs, MCMMO, Mining, personal backpacks, professional spawns, pve content, pvp arena, quality of life, Roleplay, Survival, Teams, unique worlds, Vanilla, Voting Rewards, Warps

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1777
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Buildings Constructed:	17
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Mines Excavated:	4551

Minetales: Welcoming all crafters! – Custom factories, professional spawns, and extensive skills system – PvP Arena and PvE content – Dynamic economy: coinshop, auction house, jobs, and daily quests – Unique worlds for fishing and mining – Custom texture pack and decorative elements – Personal backpacks and warps – Advanced anti-cheat and levelled mobs – Teams, factions, and interactive chat features – Voting rewards and active staff support – Quality of life: clear lag, action bar, command blocker, anti-dupe – Multiverse support for expanded gameplay Join our growing community at play.minetales.org!

play.minetales.org

Shattered Infinity SMP

action, alliances, Choices, Custom, danger, Discord, DOMINANCE, Exploration, Hunters, Immersive, Infinity, Kingdoms, Magic, Medieval, Modded, NIGHTS, Powers, Realm, Secrets, Shattered, smp, TERRIFIYING, Vampires

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1327
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Enchantments Applied:	54
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	443	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16

Shattered Infinity SMP Overview

Features	Description
Hunters vs. Vampires	Choose between being a vampire or a hunter in this modded Minecraft experience.
Medieval Theme	Immerse yourself in a medieval-themed server with danger and alliances.
Live Server	The server is already live and welcoming new players to join.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided or by visiting the server’s website.
Can I switch between being a vampire and a hunter?	Yes, players have the ability to switch sides during gameplay.
Are there specific rules in the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and respect among all players. Be sure to read and follow them.
How can I form alliances and kingdoms?	You can form alliances and kingdoms by interacting with other players in-game and collaborating on goals and strategies.

Galactic Minds 1.21.3

1.21.3, advanced civilizations, aliens, Astrobiology, astrological discoveries, Astronomy, Civilization, Cosmic, cosmic intelligence, extraterrestrial life, Galactic, Galaxy, hypothetical, Intelligent Life, Milky Way, Minds.., Planets, Possibilities, science fiction, SETI, space exploration, speculation, Universe

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1784
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Yo, bro, forget about aliens and come join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time looking for extraterrestrial beings when you can join a community of epic gamers building crazy stuff in blocky worlds?

We may not have aliens, but we do have players from all over the galaxy (figuratively speaking, of course). From Earth to Mars to the mysterious Planet X, our server is a melting pot of intergalactic fun.

Who needs intelligent life on other planets when you can have intelligent gamers crafting masterpieces in a virtual world? Join us now and be part of the coolest space adventure this side of the Milky Way!

DumbPrideMC SMP

arrogance, Boasting, bragging, dumb, DumbPrideMC, egotistical, empty boasting, Foolish, meaningless, pride, self-absorbed, self-aggrandizement, self-centered, self-glorification, self-importance, self-promotion, Shallow, showing off, smp, superficial, trivial, Vanity

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3354
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

OMG, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, totally insane, bro. Like, there’s this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato and worships it as a god. And another player who only communicates in dolphin noises. It’s like a zoo in there, but with blocks and stuff.

And get this, there’s a secret underground society of players who have declared war on all the chickens in the game. They’re like, “Cluck cluck, motherclucker!” and they go around with diamond swords trying to take out every chicken they see. It’s chaos, man.

But the best part is the annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. They have llamas dressed up in costumes racing around a track while players bet on who will win. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but way weirder.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. It’s a total circus, but in a good way. Plus, where else can you find a community of players who take pride in being completely bonkers? It’s a whole new level of dumb, and it’s awesome.

CraftyConspiracyCraft

billionaire, CONSERVATIVE, conspiracy theorists, CraftyConspiracyCraft, Government, political agenda, political beliefs, political control, political corruption, political extremism, political ideology, political influence, political manipulation, political system, Politics, power dynamics, right wing, Trump administration, Trump supporters, US government, wealthy elite

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6376
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Farms Harvested:	496
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Void Gems Collected:	35

Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Join our Minecraft server, where the only conspiracy theories you’ll find are about who stole all the diamonds from the communal chest! Our billionaire owner may not be running the government, but they sure know how to create an epic virtual world filled with endless possibilities. So come join us and build your own empire, because who needs politics when you have pixelated pigs and exploding creepers to worry about?

Protein Mix-Up Craft

Craft, mixup, protein

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9301
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	217
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

So, liek, u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? Well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity! We got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ da cha-cha, and chickens layin’ diamonds!

One time, I saw a player build a house outta cake and then it started raining gummy bears! And don’t even get me started on da secret underground lair filled with treasure and lava slides.

Plus, if u join dis server, u get superpowers like shootin’ laser beams outta ur eyes and flyin’ on a magic carpet made of rainbow sheep wool.

So, what are u waitin’ for? Come join da fun and chaos on dis Minecraft server! It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

smp, Straight..

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5277
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	734
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Straight Up Minecraft Server

Server IP	play.straightupminecraft.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.

Features:

PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or land protection.
Stable server performance.
No world resets. Ever.
Minor quality of life changes.
Unobtrusive but effective anticheat.
No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. No currency, factions, or economy plugins.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land or protect my builds?	No, land claims or protections are not allowed on the server.
Are there world resets?	No, the overworld has never been reset since the server’s founding date.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.
Are there any quality of life changes?	Yes, there are minor quality of life changes such as obtaining player heads and preventing phantom spawns with cookies.
Are there economy plugins or factions?	No, the server focuses on vanilla survival gameplay without currency, factions, or economy plugins.

Time Overlap Craft 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, building, Craft, creativity, cunny, Exploration, FANTASY, Friends, Gaming, King, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, overlap, role playing, Sandbox, strategy, Survival, teamwork, Time, video games, virtual world

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1912
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	146	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is where the party never stops and the mobs are always ready to boogie down with you.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses while riding a rainbow unicorn. Yup, that’s the kind of crazy shiz you can do on this server.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles – it’s like Gladiator meets Hunger Games meets a dance-off. You’ll be slaying zombies one minute and busting out your best floss dance move the next.

Plus, the community here is lit AF. You’ll meet fellow gamers who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. Together, you’ll conquer dungeons, build epic fortresses, and maybe even start a llama-worshipping cult.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started! Cunny and King for life, baby!

Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2105
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4939	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Runes Activated:	3	Emeralds Found:	7956
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5